than women?

"Sarguss" > wrote in message
. ..
> than women?

Because they have more body fat? Be careful not to scorch them, though.

Steve

Sarguss wrote:
>
> than women?

You really wanna go there???

Sky, who learned to cook from her dad <VBG>

--
Ultra Ultimate Kitchen Rule - Use the Timer!
Ultimate Kitchen Rule -- Cook's Choice

Sarguss said...

> than women?


I'll venture a guess that it's simply a stroke of luck?

Andy

Andy said...

> Sarguss said...
>
>> than women?
>
>
> I'll venture a guess that it's simply a stroke of luck?
>
> Andy


Would you look at that? And not my Evil Twin, even?!

How do I get along with myself sometimes? I dunno!

Andy

Andy said...

> Andy said...
>
>> Sarguss said...
>>
>>> than women?
>>
>>
>> I'll venture a guess that it's simply a stroke of luck?
>>
>> Andy
>
>
> Would you look at that? And not my Evil Twin, even?!
>
> How do I get along with myself sometimes? I dunno!
>
> Andy


Good grief,

How much sexual innuendo can I inject into a subject???

Andy

Andy said...

> Andy said...
>
>> Andy said...
>>
>>> Sarguss said...
>>>
>>>> than women?
>>>
>>>
>>> I'll venture a guess that it's simply a stroke of luck?
>>>
>>> Andy
>>
>>
>> Would you look at that? And not my Evil Twin, even?!
>>
>> How do I get along with myself sometimes? I dunno!
>>
>> Andy
>
>
> Good grief,
>
> How much sexual innuendo can I inject into a subject???
>
> Andy

Bacon and eggs!!!
Bacon and eggs!!!
Bacon and eggs!!! (for good measure!)

Andy

Andy said...

> Andy said...
>
>> Andy said...
>>
>>> Andy said...
>>>
>>>> Sarguss said...
>>>>
>>>>> than women?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I'll venture a guess that it's simply a stroke of luck?
>>>>
>>>> Andy
>>>
>>>
>>> Would you look at that? And not my Evil Twin, even?!
>>>
>>> How do I get along with myself sometimes? I dunno!
>>>
>>> Andy
>>
>>
>> Good grief,
>>
>> How much sexual innuendo can I inject into a subject???
>>
>> Andy
>
> Bacon and eggs!!!
> Bacon and eggs!!!
> Bacon and eggs!!! (for good measure!)
>
> Andy


HELP!!!

"Sarguss" > wrote in message
. ..
> than women?
>

Your question would be more credible if you had a "WebTV" address instead of
AOL.

TFM®

"Sarguss" wrote:
>
> than women?

They don't, not typically in the home... still far more woman cook for
their families.

More men cook better professionally only because many more men than
women cook professionally, therefore many more men get the opportunity
to learn professional cooking, and there is a tremendous difference
between commercial cooking and home cooking. Cooking in a
professional setting is extremely physical, therefore more men
gravitate towards cooking professionally for the same reason more men
gravitate to mining, construction, trucking, commercial fishing,
steamfitting, etc. Even in the same commercial kitchen, even if the
women can cook better, the male cooks are paid more simply because the
women need assistance with the physical aspects of the job... of
course there are exceptions but in general this physical disparity
applies in the vast majority of instances, I'm sure they exist but
I've never met a woman yet who could change a flat tire. When a
female cook is hired the commercial kitchen is really getting only
half an employee, they'd need to hire a helper for her. Most
professional kitchens won't hire females precisely because of their
need to require help with heavy items, which is also extremely
unsafe... I would never trust anyone on the other end of a 60 qt pot,
a hot roasting pan containing four 20 lb hams, 100 lb sacks of
flour... either lift it yourself or use a crane... in a commercial
kitchen most females pose a grave safety hazard, they are a distinct
liability. This is not to say that many males couldn't do the job,
I've met men who can't change a flat tire either.

On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:26:01 -0800 (PST), Sheldon wrote:

> I've never met a woman yet who could change a flat tire.

just how many women have you met, sheldon?

blake

McVulva murphy wrote:
> Sheldon wrote:
> > I've never met a woman yet who could change a flat tire. �
>
> just how many women have you met, sheldon?
>
> blake

Are you claiming that you can change a flat tire... I doubt it... only
way you'd get your tire changed is to suck the AAA guy's dick.

"Sheldon" > wrote in message
...
> McVulva murphy wrote:
>> Sheldon wrote:
>> > I've never met a woman yet who could change a flat tire. �
>>
>> just how many women have you met, sheldon?
>>
>> blake
>
> Are you claiming that you can change a flat tire... I doubt it... only
> way you'd get your tire changed is to suck the AAA guy's dick.

AAA will change your tire sans blowjob. It's Bubba's Towing service you
gotta watch out for. They're located in Shelly's town.
That's how he knows the going rate.

Bubba told me Sheldon has at least 3 flat tires a week.


TFM®

In article > ,
TFM® > wrote:

> "Sheldon" > wrote in message
> ...
> > McVulva murphy wrote:
> >> Sheldon wrote:
> >> > I've never met a woman yet who could change a flat tire. ?
> >>
> >> just how many women have you met, sheldon?
> >>
> >> blake
> >
> > Are you claiming that you can change a flat tire... I doubt it... only
> > way you'd get your tire changed is to suck the AAA guy's dick.
>
> AAA will change your tire sans blowjob. It's Bubba's Towing service you
> gotta watch out for. They're located in Shelly's town.
> That's how he knows the going rate.
>
> Bubba told me Sheldon has at least 3 flat tires a week.
>
>
> TFM®

<snicker>
--
Peace! Om

"Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them." -- Dalai Lama

TFM® wrote:
>
>
> "Sheldon" > wrote in message
> ...
>> McVulva murphy wrote:
>>> Sheldon wrote:
>>> > I've never met a woman yet who could change a flat tire. �
>>>
>>> just how many women have you met, sheldon?
>>>
>>> blake
>>
>> Are you claiming that you can change a flat tire... I doubt it... only
>> way you'd get your tire changed is to suck the AAA guy's dick.
>
> AAA will change your tire sans blowjob. It's Bubba's Towing service you
> gotta watch out for. They're located in Shelly's town.
> That's how he knows the going rate.
>
> Bubba told me Sheldon has at least 3 flat tires a week.
>
>
> TFM®

Sheldon likes to grind that mystery meat

On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:16:24 -0500, TFM® wrote:

> "Sheldon" > wrote in message
> ...
>> McVulva murphy wrote:
>>> Sheldon wrote:
>>> > I've never met a woman yet who could change a flat tire. �
>>>
>>> just how many women have you met, sheldon?
>>>
>>> blake
>>
>> Are you claiming that you can change a flat tire... I doubt it... only
>> way you'd get your tire changed is to suck the AAA guy's dick.
>
> AAA will change your tire sans blowjob. It's Bubba's Towing service you
> gotta watch out for. They're located in Shelly's town.
> That's how he knows the going rate.
>
> Bubba told me Sheldon has at least 3 flat tires a week.
>
>
> TFM®

he always carries a pocketful of nails.

your pal,
blake

Alas, Sheldon, I have never tried to change a flat tire. However, I
expect, if I HAD to, I could. It aint rocket science.

But I CAN deliver a seven pound live himan being thru my loins.

uh...what can YOU deliver thru YOUR loins, Sheldon? I mean, OTHER than
something I'd wipe on the side of the bed?

pfffft.

Clearly, son, you're in the wrong NG. Have you tried
alt.misogynists-r-us?

LassChance

In article >,
blake murphy > wrote:

> On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:26:01 -0800 (PST), Sheldon wrote:
>
> > I've never met a woman yet who could change a flat tire.
>
> just how many women have you met, sheldon?
>
> blake

He's never met me... I can change a flat tire, probably faster than he
can!
--
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"Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them." -- Dalai Lama

On Nov 13, 1:58*pm, Omelet > wrote:

> He's never met me... *I can change a flat tire, probably faster than he
> can!

Me, too. My first car had terribly bald tires, and I had to change
one about
once a week. I was too broke to buy tires, but could always manage to
scrape up a couple of bucks to get one fixed.

Cindy Hamilton

Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Nov 13, 1:58 pm, Omelet > wrote:
>
>> He's never met me... I can change a flat tire, probably faster than he
>> can!
>
> Me, too. My first car had terribly bald tires, and I had to change
> one about
> once a week. I was too broke to buy tires, but could always manage to
> scrape up a couple of bucks to get one fixed.

How are you Cindy? Years ago you could pick up an old beater of a car
for peanuts and didn't need safety inspections to get it transferred to
your name. There have been great advances in tires over the last 40-50
years. Back in the good old days it was common to get flat tires and
blowouts, and tire treads wore down quickly. Everyone had to know how to
change tires because they had to be changed so often. You could only
expect to get 10-15,000 miles on a tire. Radial tires last much longer
than the old style tires.

In article
>,
Cindy Hamilton > wrote:

> On Nov 13, 1:58*pm, Omelet > wrote:
>
> > He's never met me... *I can change a flat tire, probably faster than he
> > can!
>
> Me, too. My first car had terribly bald tires, and I had to change
> one about
> once a week. I was too broke to buy tires, but could always manage to
> scrape up a couple of bucks to get one fixed.
>
> Cindy Hamilton

Retreads! <g>
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On Thu 13 Nov 2008 09:39:59a, blake murphy told us...

> On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:26:01 -0800 (PST), Sheldon wrote:
>
>> I've never met a woman yet who could change a flat tire.
>
> just how many women have you met, sheldon?
>
> blake
>

I secretly believe that Sheldon is a woman in drag, aka Shelly, as in
Winters. I doubt seriously if she could change a tire.

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On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 07:21:20 GMT, Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> On Thu 13 Nov 2008 09:39:59a, blake murphy told us...
>
>> On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:26:01 -0800 (PST), Sheldon wrote:
>>
>>> I've never met a woman yet who could change a flat tire.
>>
>> just how many women have you met, sheldon?
>>
>> blake
>>
>
> I secretly believe that Sheldon is a woman in drag, aka Shelly, as in
> Winters. I doubt seriously if she could change a tire.

winters was pretty good looking at one time:

<http://www.hollywoodpinup.com/pin-ups/image/3shelly.jpg>

<http://www.hindu.com/fr/2006/01/20/images/2006012003570401.jpg>

the scoop i heard was that she put a bunch of weight for a movie role and
could never get it off again.

your pal,
blake

On Sat 15 Nov 2008 10:02:42a, blake murphy told us...

> On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 07:21:20 GMT, Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>> On Thu 13 Nov 2008 09:39:59a, blake murphy told us...
>>
>>> On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:26:01 -0800 (PST), Sheldon wrote:
>>>
>>>> I've never met a woman yet who could change a flat tire.
>>>
>>> just how many women have you met, sheldon?
>>>
>>> blake
>>>
>>
>> I secretly believe that Sheldon is a woman in drag, aka Shelly, as in
>> Winters. I doubt seriously if she could change a tire.
>
> winters was pretty good looking at one time:
>
> <http://www.hollywoodpinup.com/pin-ups/image/3shelly.jpg>
>
> <http://www.hindu.com/fr/2006/01/20/images/2006012003570401.jpg>
>
> the scoop i heard was that she put a bunch of weight for a movie role and
> could never get it off again.
>
> your pal,
> blake
>

All true, I believe, Blake. Shelly Winters was considered a “blond
bombshell” at one time. However, I still can’t keep thinking of Sheldon as
a woman in drag. Very bad drag! Either that, or a bull dyke.

--
Wayne Boatwright
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Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> On Thu 13 Nov 2008 09:39:59a, blake murphy told us...
>
>> On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:26:01 -0800 (PST), Sheldon wrote:
>>
>>> I've never met a woman yet who could change a flat tire.
>> just how many women have you met, sheldon?
>>
>> blake
>>
>
> I secretly believe that Sheldon is a woman in drag, aka Shelly, as in
> Winters. I doubt seriously if she could change a tire.
>


Nah, he likes that big farm equipment too much to be a woman.

gloria p

On Sat 15 Nov 2008 01:12:05p, Gloria P told us...

> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> On Thu 13 Nov 2008 09:39:59a, blake murphy told us...
>>
>>> On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:26:01 -0800 (PST), Sheldon wrote:
>>>
>>>> I've never met a woman yet who could change a flat tire.
>>> just how many women have you met, sheldon?
>>>
>>> blake
>>>
>>
>> I secretly believe that Sheldon is a woman in drag, aka Shelly, as in
>> Winters. I doubt seriously if she could change a tire.
>>
>
>
> Nah, he likes that big farm equipment too much to be a woman.
>
> gloria p
>

So do bull dykes or diesel dykes. :-)

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"Gloria P"
> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> On Thu 13 Nov 2008 09:39:59a, blake murphy told us...
>>>> I've never met a woman yet who could change a flat tire.
>>> just how many women have you met, sheldon?
>>>
>>> blake
>>>
>>
>> I secretly believe that Sheldon is a woman in drag, aka Shelly, as in
>> Winters. I doubt seriously if she could change a tire.
>>
> Nah, he likes that big farm equipment too much to be a woman.
>
> gloria p

I am a girlie girl and I love machinery. I am an engineering and scientific
girlie girl.

Sarguss wrote:
> than women?
>
>



I know very few men IRL who cook at all, so I disagree with your
initial premise. It's a very individual skill. Some have it, some don't.

I was tempted to say "The ones who do cook better have women behind them
who do the cleaning and washing up so they have more energy to devote to
cooking."

gloria p

"Gloria P" > wrote in message
...
> Sarguss wrote:
>> than women?
>
>
>
> I know very few men IRL who cook at all, so I disagree with your
> initial premise. It's a very individual skill. Some have it, some don't.
>
> I was tempted to say "The ones who do cook better have women behind them
> who do the cleaning and washing up so they have more energy to devote to
> cooking."

Very perceptive. It works in my case at least.

Gloria P wrote:


> I know very few men IRL who cook at all, so I disagree with your
> initial premise. It's a very individual skill. Some have it, some don't.

You have a point there. A lot of men don't cook at all. I know lots of
guys who do not cook. OTOH, those I know who do cook a lot and who like
it are really good at it, and they are willing to go on to try tougher
things.


> I was tempted to say "The ones who do cook better have women behind them
> who do the cleaning and washing up so they have more energy to devote to
> cooking."


By golly. You may be on to something there. :-)


FWIW. My mother taught my brothers and I to cook when we were young. She
learned a lot from her father. My grandfather used to cook all the big
family meals and he was the one who did all the baking in that
household. My three brothers are all quite capable in the kitchen. My
son can handle himself in a kitchen. My older brother has a son who has
recently proved himself to be a competent cook, and my oldest brother's
son is chef in a very nice restaurant. If a recent interview went well
he may soon be the executive chef in another fine dining establishment.

Then there is my wife's family. Her father used to poach his own eggs in
the morning, and that and toast was pretty much his culinary repertoire.
Her mother was a passable cook, capable of good results with a few
tried and true recipes. My wife is the braising queen and can turn out
wonderful stews. She can handle roasts, but she cannot bake. And then
there is her sister, who is pretty well useless in the kitchen. When we
were there for Thanksgiving I cooked the dinner. We took the bird an the
vegetables, salad and everything we thought we needed. Everything was
going fine until I asked her where she kept her flour. I had just
assumed that she would have flour in her kitchen. Everyone does.... I
thought. She didn't. She didn't think she even needed flour because she
never uses it.

"Sarguss" > wrote in message
. ..
> than women?

Generally Not true!

Men cook as a:
Hobby
Diversion
Profession.

Not a daily necessity.

Ask most men to prepare 3 meals a day 365 and see how good they are. (Ranger
excepted)

Dimitri

On Nov 12, 10:53*pm, "Sarguss" > wrote:
> than women?

Begone, Troll!

N.