Alas, Sheldon, I have never tried to change a flat tire. However, I
expect, if I HAD to, I could. It aint rocket science.

But I CAN deliver a seven pound live himan being thru my loins.

uh...what can YOU deliver thru YOUR loins, Sheldon? I mean, OTHER than
something I'd wipe on the side of the bed?

pfffft.

Clearly, son, you're in the wrong NG. Have you tried
alt.misogynists-r-us?

LassChance