When baking a pie crust, it is likely not a good idea to get so
involved in reading a book that it takes the smoke alarm to alert you
to the fact that you just burned the sh*t out of your pie crust.

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd...starting over with a *bad* attitude

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"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as
old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."

-- Duncan Hines

To reply, replace "spaminator" with "cox"