"margaret suran" > wrote in message
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> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>> In article ink.net>,
>> margaret suran > wrote:
>>
>>> Terry Pulliam Burd wrote:
>>>> When baking a pie crust, it is likely not a good idea to get so
>>>> involved in reading a book that it takes the smoke alarm to alert you
>>>> to the fact that you just burned the sh*t out of your pie crust.
>>>>
>>>> Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd...starting over with a *bad* attitude
>>>>
>>> Poor you! Barbara gave me a hard time yesterday, because first I went
>>> out to buy a pound of fresh peas for $4.99, shelled them, mixed them
>>> with the mushrooms I had sliced and sauteed and put the pot over a low
>>> flame. It was not low enough, I burned the whole thing and Marcel
>>> really does not like peas that look and taste like pellets of coal, so I
>>> told Barbara about it. She had some mighty nasty things to tell me.
>>> (
>>
>> Liar, liar, pants on fire
>> Nose as long as a telephone wire!
>>
> Barbara, You wrote that I was mean for feeding Marcel burned food. You
> also insinuated that I especially should not have turned fresh peas into
> charcoal and hinted that frozen peas are less expensive, thus better
> suited for cremation.
>

margaret, darhlink, we still love you.....besides, if Marcel has any
complaints tell him that a little charcoal is good for the digestion (health
food stores sell this in capsule form as a digestive aid). Besides, never
mind the Jam Queen, she just had crunchy brownies, so she's not in a good
frame of mind.
-ginny

> Unfortunately, this drama played out on Instant Messenger and I cannot
> retrieve our conversation. (
>