Dear all:

I am not a big mixed drinks aficiando. Let me be blunt. I am
looking for drinks that are Tipsy-makers to lube the ladies up. The
kind of drink I guess I am looking for is sweet, potent (though not by
taste), low volume, easily accepted by the ladies (girls have to like
them).

Beer is not in this category for many reasons: Too much volume
(bathroom every 5 min), too weak, not good tasting (for girls).

I was thinking something like long Island ice tea. It seems to
have a large number of different drinks. Does the fact that it has
multiple types of alcohol make it more potent? (ie I remember people
saying not to mix your alcohols--because it would be too potent). All
things being equal, if the goal is to get someone lubed up, is it best
to get a drink that has many many different kinds of alcohol in it?
Or does it not much matter?

Any input would be appreciated.

signed: Curious Bar-hopper.

On 22 Feb 2004 12:28:24 -0800, (LovingPerson)

>Dear all:
>
> I am not a big mixed drinks aficiando. Let me be blunt. I am
>looking for drinks that are Tipsy-makers to lube the ladies up. The
>kind of drink I guess I am looking for is sweet, potent (though not by
>taste), low volume, easily accepted by the ladies (girls have to like
>them).
>

Kamikaze

* 1 oz. Vodka
* 1 oz. Triple Sec
* 1 oz. Lime Juice


> Beer is not in this category for many reasons: Too much volume
>(bathroom every 5 min), too weak, not good tasting (for girls).

wrong, wrong and wrong.

>
> I was thinking something like long Island ice tea.

That'd be another possibility.

>It seems to
>have a large number of different drinks. Does the fact that it has
>multiple types of alcohol make it more potent? (ie I remember people
>saying not to mix your alcohols--because it would be too potent).

No, you shouldn't mix your drinks because supposedly you can get a
killer hangover from doing so. I say supposedly because I have not
found that to be 100% true, IME.

>All
>things being equal, if the goal is to get someone lubed up, is it best
>to get a drink that has many many different kinds of alcohol in it?
>Or does it not much matter?

It doesn't matter. The best way to get someone "lubed up" is to find a
girl who likes to get "lubed up" to begin with.

>
>Any input would be appreciated.
>
>signed: Curious Bar-hopper.

On 22 Feb 2004 12:28:24 -0800, (LovingPerson) wrote:
>Dear all:
>
> I am not a big mixed drinks aficiando. Let me be blunt. I am
>looking for drinks that are Tipsy-makers to lube the ladies up.

The best 'lube' is to be open, honest, and sincere.

Alcohol makes liars of everyone.

Kyoteee wrote ...
> LovingPerson wrote:
> >Dear all:
> >
> > I am looking for drinks that are Tipsy-makers to lube the ladies up.

Why not ask the ladies what sort of drinks they like? I mean my mum
likes Guinness, wine and Bloody Marys. My female friends all like
different drinks - gin and tonic, vodka and lemonade... personally I
like Tia Maria and coke...

> The best 'lube' is to be open, honest, and sincere.

I agree in principle, unfortunately there are many women who seem to
prefer going out with disrespectful and arrogant blokes.

> Alcohol makes liars of everyone.

No, it may exacerbate emotions but it does not turn people into liars.
Liars are liars through their own choice.

Bill

"Beer Monster" > wrote in message
om...
> Kyoteee wrote ...
> > Alcohol makes liars of everyone.
>
> No, it may exacerbate emotions but it does not turn people into liars.
> Liars are liars through their own choice.

Agreed. Kyoteee cannot face up to the fact that alcohol is only dangerous
when used excessively and/or regularly, and continues to label all drinkers
as alcoholics regardless of how little or how much they drink. She thinks
it's OK to badmouth other things she see's as wrong in her eyes, but cannot
take it when someone has the opposite opinion on smoking.
--
CB

"Cranky *******" > wrote in message
...
> "Beer Monster" > wrote in message
> om...
> > Kyoteee wrote ...
> > > Alcohol makes liars of everyone.
> >
> > No, it may exacerbate emotions but it does not turn people into liars.
> > Liars are liars through their own choice.
>
> Agreed. Kyoteee cannot face up to the fact that alcohol is only dangerous
> when used excessively and/or regularly, and continues to label all
drinkers
> as alcoholics regardless of how little or how much they drink. She thinks
> it's OK to badmouth other things she see's as wrong in her eyes, but
cannot
> take it when someone has the opposite opinion on smoking.
> --
> CB

I know you're wrong on this one simply because you read her out of
context...if you paid attention you'd see that Ky is saying it's ok to
discriminate against smokers but nobody is picking on alcohol because most
anti-smokers are drunks and cowards...OK, Ky doesn't really say all
that...but the point is alcohol causes as much or more damage to society
than tobacco...

Not everyone who drinks is an alcoholic...the percentage of alcoholics is
directly proportional to the percentage of hate mongering
anti-smokers...just like not everyone who smokes dies of lung cancer...lung
cancer deaths in smokers is less than 2%...

So, go have your favorite bevy and thank smokers everywhere for taking the
pressure off you and your filthy disgusting habits...whatever they may
be...they are filthy and disgusting to someone, somewhere...