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On 2/13/2021 2:53 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> Lots of good advice here ladies.
>
> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1
>

The one that made me laugh was about not sitting in awkward positions.
Folks who pine for the *good old days* should realize that for well
over 50% of persons, they weren't good.

My advice for women is to reciprocate oral sex, and if you don't enjoy
it, make every effort to learn to enjoy it. You don't need to do it as
often as he does it to you (which should be very frequent), but you
should do it lovingly and affectionately, and often enough that your
man doesn't feel that you do it begrudgingly.

Other aspects of marriage are more complex, but guys, don't expect a
woman to adore your penis if you don't demonstrate a similar love for
her entire body. It just works that way.

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On 2/13/2021 9:21 PM, BryanGSimmons wrote:
> On 2/13/2021 2:53 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> Lots of good advice here ladies.
>>
>> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1
> >

> The one that made me laugh was about not sitting in awkward positions.
> Folks who pine for the *good old days* should realize that for well
> over 50% of persons, they weren't good.
>
> My advice for women is to reciprocate oral


Good lord, is sex all you ever think about?! Click. Gone.

Jill


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On 2/13/2021 8:42 PM, jmcquown wrote:
> On 2/13/2021 9:21 PM, BryanGSimmons wrote:
>> On 2/13/2021 2:53 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>> Lots of good advice here ladies.
>>>
>>> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1

>> Â*>
>> The one that made me laugh was about not sitting in awkward positions.
>> Folks who pine for the *good old days* should realize that for well
>> over 50% of persons, they weren't good.
>>
>> My advice for women is to reciprocate oral

>
> Good lord, is sex all you ever think about?!Â* Click.Â* Gone.
>
> Jill
>
>

Are you one of those stingy with the blowjobs ladies?

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On Sunday, February 14, 2021 at 6:31:40 AM UTC-5, wrote:
> On 2/13/2021 8:42 PM, jmcquown wrote:
> > On 2/13/2021 9:21 PM, BryanGSimmons wrote:
> >> On 2/13/2021 2:53 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> >>> Lots of good advice here ladies.
> >>>
> >>> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1
> >> >
> >> The one that made me laugh was about not sitting in awkward positions.
> >> Folks who pine for the *good old days* should realize that for well
> >> over 50% of persons, they weren't good.
> >>
> >> My advice for women is to reciprocate oral

> >
> > Good lord, is sex all you ever think about?! Click. Gone.
> >
> > Jill
> >
> >

> Are you one of those stingy with the blowjobs ladies?


I'm a little curious why you'd ask that question.

For my part, I know how often men think about sex. I just wish
the ones here would talk about it a little less.

Like jazz, it's better to do it than talk about it.

Cindy Hamilton
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On 2/14/2021 5:52 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Sunday, February 14, 2021 at 6:31:40 AM UTC-5, wrote:
>> On 2/13/2021 8:42 PM, jmcquown wrote:
>>> On 2/13/2021 9:21 PM, BryanGSimmons wrote:
>>>> On 2/13/2021 2:53 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>> Lots of good advice here ladies.
>>>>>
>>>>> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1
>>>>>
>>>> The one that made me laugh was about not sitting in awkward positions.
>>>> Folks who pine for the *good old days* should realize that for well
>>>> over 50% of persons, they weren't good.
>>>>
>>>> My advice for women is to reciprocate oral
>>>
>>> Good lord, is sex all you ever think about?! Click. Gone.
>>>
>>> Jill
>>>
>>>

>> Are you one of those stingy with the blowjobs ladies?

>
> I'm a little curious why you'd ask that question.
>

I asked it because I thought it would be funny. I do understand
that I find myself funnier than others find me.
>
> For my part, I know how often men think about sex. I just wish
> the ones here would talk about it a little less.
>

Yeah, I'm guilty of that, but in my defense, most of it has been
baiting Kuthe to continue to destroy his own reputation.
>
> Like jazz, it's better to do it than talk about it.
>

To me, jazz seems like an artform where a fraction of 1% of it
is spectacular, and the overwhelming majority of the other 99+%
is mind-numbingly boring. Ooops! I just talked about jazz,
didn't I?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzpn...&pbjreload=101
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>



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On 2021-02-14 6:52 a.m., Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Sunday, February 14, 2021 at 6:31:40 AM UTC-5, wrote:


>> Are you one of those stingy with the blowjobs ladies?

>
> I'm a little curious why you'd ask that question.
>
> For my part, I know how often men think about sex. I just wish
> the ones here would talk about it a little less.
>
> Like jazz, it's better to do it than talk about it.


Sex is a powerful natural drive and it's all about drive reduction. It
is a lot like feeding. When someone has not eaten for a while they start
to think about food. The longer they are derived of food the hungrier
they get and the more obsessed they become with eating.
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On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 10:34:55 -0500, Dave Smith wrote:

> When someone has not eaten for a while they start
> to think about food.


And after not breathing for a while, it is a good idea to seriously think
about breathing again.
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On 2/14/2021 9:34 AM, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2021-02-14 6:52 a.m., Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> On Sunday, February 14, 2021 at 6:31:40 AM UTC-5,
>> wrote:

>
>>> Are you one of those stingy with the blowjobs ladies?

>>
>> I'm a little curious why you'd ask that question.
>>
>> For my part, I know how often men think about sex.Â* I just wish
>> the ones here would talk about it a little less.
>>
>> Like jazz, it's better to do it than talk about it.

>
> Sex is a powerful natural drive and it's all about drive reduction. It
> is a lot like feeding. When someone has not eaten for a while they start
> to think about food. The longer they are derived of food the hungrier
> they get and the more obsessed they become with eating.


In the past however many years, my compulsion for *doing* it has
lessened, but not my thinking about it. My capacity has also lessened.
The transition has been surprisingly smooth.

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