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Ed Pawlowski[_5_] 13-02-2021 08:53 PM

The real way women are to treat men.
 
Lots of good advice here ladies.

https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1

Bruce[_29_] 13-02-2021 09:00 PM

The real way women are to treat men.
 
On Sat, 13 Feb 2021 15:53:05 -0500, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

>Lots of good advice here ladies.
>
>https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1


No OT in your subject header. You should be deplatformed. You disgust
me.

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Stu Rawlings[_2_] 13-02-2021 09:05 PM

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On 2/13/2021 3:53 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> Lots of good advice here ladies.
>
> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1
>

I was almost afraid to click on that. :-)

Ed Pawlowski[_5_] 13-02-2021 09:28 PM

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On 2/13/2021 4:00 PM, Bruce wrote:
> On Sat, 13 Feb 2021 15:53:05 -0500, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>
>> Lots of good advice here ladies.
>>
>> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1

>
> No OT in your subject header. You should be deplatformed. You disgust
> me.
>


Gosh, that's the best thing anyone said to me this week.

Bruce[_29_] 13-02-2021 10:06 PM

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On Sat, 13 Feb 2021 16:28:11 -0500, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

>On 2/13/2021 4:00 PM, Bruce wrote:
>> On Sat, 13 Feb 2021 15:53:05 -0500, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>
>>> Lots of good advice here ladies.
>>>
>>> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1

>>
>> No OT in your subject header. You should be deplatformed. You disgust
>> me.
>>

>
>Gosh, that's the best thing anyone said to me this week.


So, nobody complimented you on your genitalia?

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Bruce[_29_] 13-02-2021 10:45 PM

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On Sat, 13 Feb 2021 16:28:11 -0500, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

>On 2/13/2021 4:00 PM, Bruce wrote:
>> On Sat, 13 Feb 2021 15:53:05 -0500, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>
>>> Lots of good advice here ladies.
>>>
>>> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1

>>
>> No OT in your subject header. You should be deplatformed. You disgust
>> me.
>>

>
>Gosh, that's the best thing anyone said to me this week.


I'm assuming you realise that wasn't me but my fan.

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dsi1[_2_] 13-02-2021 10:46 PM

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On Saturday, February 13, 2021 at 10:53:11 AM UTC-10, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> Lots of good advice here ladies.
>
> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1


That's some pretty old-fashioned notions. OTOH, there is some practical advice that's still true today. One should keep talk to a minimum when dancing.. Men can't do two things at once. I sure can't. Most women don't know this about men. They'll try to do stuff like ask you a question while you're watching TV!
Also, don't talk to your man about what you're wearing! We ain't interested - unless it's from Victoria's Secret! OTOH, talking to your man about fashion can be useful if you suspect that he's queer. Thank you for your very informative link!

Ed Pawlowski[_5_] 13-02-2021 11:56 PM

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On 2/13/2021 5:45 PM, Bruce wrote:
> On Sat, 13 Feb 2021 16:28:11 -0500, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>
>> On 2/13/2021 4:00 PM, Bruce wrote:
>>> On Sat, 13 Feb 2021 15:53:05 -0500, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Lots of good advice here ladies.
>>>>
>>>> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1
>>>
>>> No OT in your subject header. You should be deplatformed. You disgust
>>> me.
>>>

>>
>> Gosh, that's the best thing anyone said to me this week.

>
> I'm assuming you realise that wasn't me but my fan.
>

Easy to tell you apart.

Bruce[_29_] 14-02-2021 01:35 AM

The real way women are to treat men.
 
On Sat, 13 Feb 2021 18:56:47 -0500, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

>On 2/13/2021 5:45 PM, Bruce wrote:
>> On Sat, 13 Feb 2021 16:28:11 -0500, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>
>>> On 2/13/2021 4:00 PM, Bruce wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 13 Feb 2021 15:53:05 -0500, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Lots of good advice here ladies.
>>>>>
>>>>> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1
>>>>
>>>> No OT in your subject header. You should be deplatformed. You disgust
>>>> me.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Gosh, that's the best thing anyone said to me this week.

>>
>> I'm assuming you realise that wasn't me but my fan.
>>

>Easy to tell you apart.


Good.

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BryanGSimmons 14-02-2021 02:21 AM

The real way women are to treat men.
 
On 2/13/2021 2:53 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> Lots of good advice here ladies.
>
> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1
>

The one that made me laugh was about not sitting in awkward positions.
Folks who pine for the *good old days* should realize that for well
over 50% of persons, they weren't good.

My advice for women is to reciprocate oral sex, and if you don't enjoy
it, make every effort to learn to enjoy it. You don't need to do it as
often as he does it to you (which should be very frequent), but you
should do it lovingly and affectionately, and often enough that your
man doesn't feel that you do it begrudgingly.

Other aspects of marriage are more complex, but guys, don't expect a
woman to adore your penis if you don't demonstrate a similar love for
her entire body. It just works that way.

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jmcquown[_2_] 14-02-2021 02:40 AM

The real way women are to treat men.
 
On 2/13/2021 3:53 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> Lots of good advice here ladies.
>
> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1


That was fun, Ed!

Jill

jmcquown[_2_] 14-02-2021 02:42 AM

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On 2/13/2021 9:21 PM, BryanGSimmons wrote:
> On 2/13/2021 2:53 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> Lots of good advice here ladies.
>>
>> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1
> >

> The one that made me laugh was about not sitting in awkward positions.
> Folks who pine for the *good old days* should realize that for well
> over 50% of persons, they weren't good.
>
> My advice for women is to reciprocate oral


Good lord, is sex all you ever think about?! Click. Gone.

Jill



Cindy Hamilton[_2_] 14-02-2021 09:52 AM

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On Saturday, February 13, 2021 at 4:05:47 PM UTC-5, Stu Rawlings wrote:
> On 2/13/2021 3:53 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> > Lots of good advice here ladies.
> >
> > https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1
> >

> I was almost afraid to click on that. :-)


Heh.

But you can trust Ed. He's a gentleman.

Cindy Hamilton

Stu Rawlings[_2_] 14-02-2021 10:22 AM

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On 2/14/2021 4:52 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Saturday, February 13, 2021 at 4:05:47 PM UTC-5, Stu Rawlings wrote:
>> On 2/13/2021 3:53 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>> Lots of good advice here ladies.
>>>
>>> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1
>>>

>> I was almost afraid to click on that. :-)

>
> Heh.
>
> But you can trust Ed. He's a gentleman.
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>
>

Yea, I gather that now.

Bruce[_29_] 14-02-2021 10:29 AM

The real way women are to treat men.
 
On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 01:52:57 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> wrote:

>On Saturday, February 13, 2021 at 4:05:47 PM UTC-5, Stu Rawlings wrote:
>> On 2/13/2021 3:53 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> > Lots of good advice here ladies.
>> >
>> > https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1
>> >

>> I was almost afraid to click on that. :-)

>
>Heh.
>
>But you can trust Ed. He's a gentleman.


Compared to me, I find him a little bit shifty.

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BryanGSimmons 14-02-2021 11:31 AM

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On 2/13/2021 8:42 PM, jmcquown wrote:
> On 2/13/2021 9:21 PM, BryanGSimmons wrote:
>> On 2/13/2021 2:53 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>> Lots of good advice here ladies.
>>>
>>> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1

>> Â*>
>> The one that made me laugh was about not sitting in awkward positions.
>> Folks who pine for the *good old days* should realize that for well
>> over 50% of persons, they weren't good.
>>
>> My advice for women is to reciprocate oral

>
> Good lord, is sex all you ever think about?!Â* Click.Â* Gone.
>
> Jill
>
>

Are you one of those stingy with the blowjobs ladies?

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Cindy Hamilton[_2_] 14-02-2021 11:52 AM

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On Sunday, February 14, 2021 at 6:31:40 AM UTC-5, wrote:
> On 2/13/2021 8:42 PM, jmcquown wrote:
> > On 2/13/2021 9:21 PM, BryanGSimmons wrote:
> >> On 2/13/2021 2:53 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> >>> Lots of good advice here ladies.
> >>>
> >>> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1
> >> >
> >> The one that made me laugh was about not sitting in awkward positions.
> >> Folks who pine for the *good old days* should realize that for well
> >> over 50% of persons, they weren't good.
> >>
> >> My advice for women is to reciprocate oral

> >
> > Good lord, is sex all you ever think about?! Click. Gone.
> >
> > Jill
> >
> >

> Are you one of those stingy with the blowjobs ladies?


I'm a little curious why you'd ask that question.

For my part, I know how often men think about sex. I just wish
the ones here would talk about it a little less.

Like jazz, it's better to do it than talk about it.

Cindy Hamilton

BryanGSimmons 14-02-2021 12:16 PM

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On 2/14/2021 5:52 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Sunday, February 14, 2021 at 6:31:40 AM UTC-5, wrote:
>> On 2/13/2021 8:42 PM, jmcquown wrote:
>>> On 2/13/2021 9:21 PM, BryanGSimmons wrote:
>>>> On 2/13/2021 2:53 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>> Lots of good advice here ladies.
>>>>>
>>>>> https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1
>>>>>
>>>> The one that made me laugh was about not sitting in awkward positions.
>>>> Folks who pine for the *good old days* should realize that for well
>>>> over 50% of persons, they weren't good.
>>>>
>>>> My advice for women is to reciprocate oral
>>>
>>> Good lord, is sex all you ever think about?! Click. Gone.
>>>
>>> Jill
>>>
>>>

>> Are you one of those stingy with the blowjobs ladies?

>
> I'm a little curious why you'd ask that question.
>

I asked it because I thought it would be funny. I do understand
that I find myself funnier than others find me.
>
> For my part, I know how often men think about sex. I just wish
> the ones here would talk about it a little less.
>

Yeah, I'm guilty of that, but in my defense, most of it has been
baiting Kuthe to continue to destroy his own reputation.
>
> Like jazz, it's better to do it than talk about it.
>

To me, jazz seems like an artform where a fraction of 1% of it
is spectacular, and the overwhelming majority of the other 99+%
is mind-numbingly boring. Ooops! I just talked about jazz,
didn't I? ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzpn...&pbjreload=101
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>



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Gary 14-02-2021 01:00 PM

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On 2/14/2021 5:29 AM, Bruce wrote:
> Cindy Hamilton
>> But you can trust Ed. He's a gentleman.

>
> Compared to me, I find him a little bit shifty.


LOL :) Ed just knows how to "work" the women here.






Ophelia[_7_] 14-02-2021 01:31 PM

The real way women are to treat men.
 


"Cindy Hamilton" wrote in message
...

On Saturday, February 13, 2021 at 4:05:47 PM UTC-5, Stu Rawlings wrote:
> On 2/13/2021 3:53 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> > Lots of good advice here ladies.
> >
> > https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1
> >

> I was almost afraid to click on that. :-)


Heh.

But you can trust Ed. He's a gentleman.

Cindy Hamilton

==

Not always:(


Ophelia[_7_] 14-02-2021 02:31 PM

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"Gary" wrote in message ...

On 2/14/2021 5:29 AM, Bruce wrote:
> Cindy Hamilton
>> But you can trust Ed. He's a gentleman.

>
> Compared to me, I find him a little bit shifty.


LOL :) Ed just knows how to "work" the women here.

===

Ugh:(





Dave Smith[_1_] 14-02-2021 03:34 PM

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On 2021-02-14 6:52 a.m., Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Sunday, February 14, 2021 at 6:31:40 AM UTC-5, wrote:


>> Are you one of those stingy with the blowjobs ladies?

>
> I'm a little curious why you'd ask that question.
>
> For my part, I know how often men think about sex. I just wish
> the ones here would talk about it a little less.
>
> Like jazz, it's better to do it than talk about it.


Sex is a powerful natural drive and it's all about drive reduction. It
is a lot like feeding. When someone has not eaten for a while they start
to think about food. The longer they are derived of food the hungrier
they get and the more obsessed they become with eating.

Mike Duffy[_5_] 14-02-2021 05:09 PM

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On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 10:34:55 -0500, Dave Smith wrote:

> When someone has not eaten for a while they start
> to think about food.


And after not breathing for a while, it is a good idea to seriously think
about breathing again.

Bruce[_29_] 14-02-2021 09:21 PM

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On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 13:31:44 -0000, "Ophelia" >
wrote:

>
>
>"Cindy Hamilton" wrote in message
...
>
>On Saturday, February 13, 2021 at 4:05:47 PM UTC-5, Stu Rawlings wrote:
>> On 2/13/2021 3:53 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> > Lots of good advice here ladies.
>> >
>> > https://imgur.com/gallery/IpZlQf1
>> >

>> I was almost afraid to click on that. :-)

>
>Heh.
>
>But you can trust Ed. He's a gentleman.
>
>Cindy Hamilton
>
>==
>
> Not always:(


LOL


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bruce bowser 19-02-2021 11:44 PM

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On Sunday, February 14, 2021 at 9:31:36 AM UTC-5, Ophelia wrote:
> "Gary" wrote in message ...
> On 2/14/2021 5:29 AM, Bruce wrote:
> > Cindy Hamilton
> >> But you can trust Ed. He's a gentleman.

> >
> > Compared to me, I find him a little bit shifty.

>
> LOL :) Ed just knows how to "work" the women here.
> ===
>
> Ugh:(


I'm shifty too, but so what. Who cares if the ladies disagree. Women want men who yack and sing all day and do stuff like yoga and actually do house chores. None of them will get that from me.

Bruce[_29_] 19-02-2021 11:52 PM

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On Fri, 19 Feb 2021 15:44:17 -0800 (PST), bruce bowser
> wrote:

>On Sunday, February 14, 2021 at 9:31:36 AM UTC-5, Ophelia wrote:
>> "Gary" wrote in message ...
>> On 2/14/2021 5:29 AM, Bruce wrote:
>> > Cindy Hamilton
>> >> But you can trust Ed. He's a gentleman.
>> >
>> > Compared to me, I find him a little bit shifty.

>>
>> LOL :) Ed just knows how to "work" the women here.
>> ===
>>
>> Ugh:(

>
>I'm shifty too, but so what. Who cares if the ladies disagree. Women want men who yack and sing all day and do stuff like yoga and actually do house chores.


Ah, soy boys!

BryanGSimmons 20-02-2021 06:34 AM

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On 2/14/2021 9:34 AM, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2021-02-14 6:52 a.m., Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> On Sunday, February 14, 2021 at 6:31:40 AM UTC-5,
>> wrote:

>
>>> Are you one of those stingy with the blowjobs ladies?

>>
>> I'm a little curious why you'd ask that question.
>>
>> For my part, I know how often men think about sex.Â* I just wish
>> the ones here would talk about it a little less.
>>
>> Like jazz, it's better to do it than talk about it.

>
> Sex is a powerful natural drive and it's all about drive reduction. It
> is a lot like feeding. When someone has not eaten for a while they start
> to think about food. The longer they are derived of food the hungrier
> they get and the more obsessed they become with eating.


In the past however many years, my compulsion for *doing* it has
lessened, but not my thinking about it. My capacity has also lessened.
The transition has been surprisingly smooth.

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