On Sun, 16 Dec 2018 05:49:18 -0800 (PST), Nancy2
> wrote:

>All I do is whack around the edge of the lid with the handle of a heavy stainless table knife, and
>then give it a good thump right in the center, and it is easily opened...or at least easy enough
>for my strength (which is lessening). It doesn't interfere with any leak-proof abilities of the lid.
>
>Or you can whack the lid's edge on a sturdy countertop, turning the jar as you go. That
>works, too. No need to buy any kind of device.
>
>N.

For me with the occasional obstinate jar lid a rubber glove
works first time every time, don't even need to put it on your hand,
lay it over the cap to give a non slip grip.

On Sunday, December 16, 2018 at 4:28:21 PM UTC-6, Sheldon wrote:
> On Sun, 16 Dec 2018 05:49:18 -0800 (PST), Nancy2
> > wrote:
>
> >All I do is whack around the edge of the lid with the handle of a heavy stainless table knife, and
> >then give it a good thump right in the center, and it is easily opened...or at least easy enough
> >for my strength (which is lessening). It doesn't interfere with any leak-proof abilities of the lid.
> >
> >Or you can whack the lid's edge on a sturdy countertop, turning the jar as you go. That
> >works, too. No need to buy any kind of device.
> >
> >N.
>
> For me with the occasional obstinate jar lid a rubber glove
> works first time every time, don't even need to put it on your hand,
> lay it over the cap to give a non slip grip.

I used to have a Ping Pong Paddle's rubber bumpy paddle surface pad and it worked OUTSTANDINGLY to remove jar lids! Just grip and TWIST OFF!

John Kuthe...

On Tue, 18 Dec 2018 06:58:41 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
> wrote:

>On Sunday, December 16, 2018 at 4:28:21 PM UTC-6, Sheldon wrote:
>> On Sun, 16 Dec 2018 05:49:18 -0800 (PST), Nancy2
>> > wrote:
>>
>> >All I do is whack around the edge of the lid with the handle of a heavy stainless table knife, and
>> >then give it a good thump right in the center, and it is easily opened...or at least easy enough
>> >for my strength (which is lessening). It doesn't interfere with any leak-proof abilities of the lid.
>> >
>> >Or you can whack the lid's edge on a sturdy countertop, turning the jar as you go. That
>> >works, too. No need to buy any kind of device.
>> >
>> >N.
>>
>> For me with the occasional obstinate jar lid a rubber glove
>> works first time every time, don't even need to put it on your hand,
>> lay it over the cap to give a non slip grip.
>
>I used to have a Ping Pong Paddle's rubber bumpy paddle surface pad and it worked OUTSTANDINGLY to remove jar lids! Just grip and TWIST OFF!
>
>John Kuthe...

Simply don a surgeon's glove, certainly you can glom a few.... just
omit the K-Y. I'd think by now you'd be giving your prospective
tenants vaginal exams. I go once a year to my Urologist, Doctor Linda
gives me great prostate exams... with her rack I'd go weekly. She
enjoys massaging my prostate too, I can tell that by how long she
takes and how she enjoys the results more than I do... her talented
finger never fails to get a major positive reaction. Dr Linda has
been examining my prostate for ten years. She loves how I always get
her to laugh, I tell her that I think we're more intimate than married
couples. She blushes.

wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Dec 2018 06:58:41 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
> > wrote:
>
>> On Sunday, December 16, 2018 at 4:28:21 PM UTC-6, Sheldon wrote:
>>> On Sun, 16 Dec 2018 05:49:18 -0800 (PST), Nancy2
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> All I do is whack around the edge of the lid with the handle of a heavy stainless table knife, and
>>>> then give it a good thump right in the center, and it is easily opened...or at least easy enough
>>>> for my strength (which is lessening). It doesn't interfere with any leak-proof abilities of the lid.
>>>>
>>>> Or you can whack the lid's edge on a sturdy countertop, turning the jar as you go. That
>>>> works, too. No need to buy any kind of device.
>>>>
>>>> N.
>>>
>>> For me with the occasional obstinate jar lid a rubber glove
>>> works first time every time, don't even need to put it on your hand,
>>> lay it over the cap to give a non slip grip.
>>
>> I used to have a Ping Pong Paddle's rubber bumpy paddle surface pad and it worked OUTSTANDINGLY to remove jar lids! Just grip and TWIST OFF!
>>
>> John Kuthe...
>
> Simply don a surgeon's glove, certainly you can glom a few.... just
> omit the K-Y. I'd think by now you'd be giving your prospective
> tenants vaginal exams. I go once a year to my Urologist, Doctor Linda
> gives me great prostate exams... with her rack I'd go weekly. She
> enjoys massaging my prostate too, I can tell that by how long she
> takes and how she enjoys the results more than I do... her talented
> finger never fails to get a major positive reaction. Dr Linda has
> been examining my prostate for ten years. She loves how I always get
> her to laugh, I tell her that I think we're more intimate than married
> couples. She blushes.
>

Popeye, yoose should get a room at Kunthe's flop house.

On Tuesday, December 18, 2018 at 6:17:01 PM UTC-6, Hank Rogers wrote:
> wrote:
> > On Tue, 18 Dec 2018 06:58:41 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
> > > wrote:
> >
> >> On Sunday, December 16, 2018 at 4:28:21 PM UTC-6, Sheldon wrote:
> >>> On Sun, 16 Dec 2018 05:49:18 -0800 (PST), Nancy2
> >>> > wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> All I do is whack around the edge of the lid with the handle of a heavy stainless table knife, and
> >>>> then give it a good thump right in the center, and it is easily opened...or at least easy enough
> >>>> for my strength (which is lessening). It doesn't interfere with any leak-proof abilities of the lid.
> >>>>
> >>>> Or you can whack the lid's edge on a sturdy countertop, turning the jar as you go. That
> >>>> works, too. No need to buy any kind of device.
> >>>>
> >>>> N.
> >>>
> >>> For me with the occasional obstinate jar lid a rubber glove
> >>> works first time every time, don't even need to put it on your hand,
> >>> lay it over the cap to give a non slip grip.
> >>
> >> I used to have a Ping Pong Paddle's rubber bumpy paddle surface pad and it worked OUTSTANDINGLY to remove jar lids! Just grip and TWIST OFF!
> >>
> >> John Kuthe...
> >
> > Simply don a surgeon's glove, certainly you can glom a few.... just
> > omit the K-Y. I'd think by now you'd be giving your prospective
> > tenants vaginal exams. I go once a year to my Urologist, Doctor Linda
> > gives me great prostate exams... with her rack I'd go weekly. She
> > enjoys massaging my prostate too, I can tell that by how long she
> > takes and how she enjoys the results more than I do... her talented
> > finger never fails to get a major positive reaction. Dr Linda has
> > been examining my prostate for ten years. She loves how I always get
> > her to laugh, I tell her that I think we're more intimate than married
> > couples. She blushes.
> >
>
> Popeye, yoose should get a room at Kunthe's flop house.

My place is HARDLY a Flophouse! It's Shared International Student Living! And I may get a new housemate from of course India! Her name is Deva (pronounced Diva!) and she's a pHD in Organic Chemistry student!

No Flops here! Only an old Tree Hugging Dirt Worshiping Hippie of a Landlord who makes Chocolates! :-)

John Kuthe, KutheChocolates.com...

On Tuesday, December 18, 2018 at 11:08:28 AM UTC-10, Sheldon wrote:
>
> Simply don a surgeon's glove, certainly you can glom a few.... just
> omit the K-Y. I'd think by now you'd be giving your prospective
> tenants vaginal exams. I go once a year to my Urologist, Doctor Linda
> gives me great prostate exams... with her rack I'd go weekly. She
> enjoys massaging my prostate too, I can tell that by how long she
> takes and how she enjoys the results more than I do... her talented
> finger never fails to get a major positive reaction. Dr Linda has
> been examining my prostate for ten years. She loves how I always get
> her to laugh, I tell her that I think we're more intimate than married
> couples. She blushes.

That's an interesting tale. The idea of a yearly manual prostate exam is nice twist. Near as I can tell, Dr. Linda is either an old country doc from the 50's or a hooker.

On Tue, 18 Dec 2018 22:23:48 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
wrote:

>On Tuesday, December 18, 2018 at 11:08:28 AM UTC-10, Sheldon wrote:
>>
>> Simply don a surgeon's glove, certainly you can glom a few.... just
>> omit the K-Y. I'd think by now you'd be giving your prospective
>> tenants vaginal exams. I go once a year to my Urologist, Doctor Linda
>> gives me great prostate exams... with her rack I'd go weekly. She
>> enjoys massaging my prostate too, I can tell that by how long she
>> takes and how she enjoys the results more than I do... her talented
>> finger never fails to get a major positive reaction. Dr Linda has
>> been examining my prostate for ten years. She loves how I always get
>> her to laugh, I tell her that I think we're more intimate than married
>> couples. She blushes.
>
>That's an interesting tale. The idea of a yearly manual prostate exam is nice twist. Near as I can tell, Dr. Linda is either an old country doc from the 50's or a hooker.

Yeah, I think Sheldon role plays with a prostitute. In his old age
he's started to think that she's really a doctor.

On 12/19/2018 12:05 AM, Bruce wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Dec 2018 22:23:48 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
> wrote:
>
>> On Tuesday, December 18, 2018 at 11:08:28 AM UTC-10, Sheldon wrote:
>>>
>>> Simply don a surgeon's glove, certainly you can glom a few.... just
>>> omit the K-Y. I'd think by now you'd be giving your prospective
>>> tenants vaginal exams. I go once a year to my Urologist, Doctor Linda
>>> gives me great prostate exams... with her rack I'd go weekly. She
>>> enjoys massaging my prostate too, I can tell that by how long she
>>> takes and how she enjoys the results more than I do... her talented
>>> finger never fails to get a major positive reaction. Dr Linda has
>>> been examining my prostate for ten years. She loves how I always get
>>> her to laugh, I tell her that I think we're more intimate than married
>>> couples. She blushes.
>>
>> That's an interesting tale. The idea of a yearly manual prostate exam is nice twist. Near as I can tell, Dr. Linda is either an old country doc from the 50's or a hooker.
>
> Yeah, I think Sheldon role plays with a prostitute. In his old age
> he's started to think that she's really a doctor.
>

Be nice, gang.

Were else can Shelly wax poetic about someone sticking their finger up
his arse, except here. You two should be ashamed of yerselves,
belittling (promoting?) his fantasies.

nb

On Wed, 19 Dec 2018 07:09:35 -0700, notbob > wrote:

>On 12/19/2018 12:05 AM, Bruce wrote:
>> On Tue, 18 Dec 2018 22:23:48 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tuesday, December 18, 2018 at 11:08:28 AM UTC-10, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Simply don a surgeon's glove, certainly you can glom a few.... just
>>>> omit the K-Y. I'd think by now you'd be giving your prospective
>>>> tenants vaginal exams. I go once a year to my Urologist, Doctor Linda
>>>> gives me great prostate exams... with her rack I'd go weekly. She
>>>> enjoys massaging my prostate too, I can tell that by how long she
>>>> takes and how she enjoys the results more than I do... her talented
>>>> finger never fails to get a major positive reaction. Dr Linda has
>>>> been examining my prostate for ten years. She loves how I always get
>>>> her to laugh, I tell her that I think we're more intimate than married
>>>> couples. She blushes.
>>>
>>> That's an interesting tale. The idea of a yearly manual prostate exam is nice twist. Near as I can tell, Dr. Linda is either an old country doc from the 50's or a hooker.
>>
>> Yeah, I think Sheldon role plays with a prostitute. In his old age
>> he's started to think that she's really a doctor.
>>
>
>Be nice, gang.
>
>Were else can Shelly wax poetic about someone sticking their finger up
>his arse, except here. You two should be ashamed of yerselves,
>belittling (promoting?) his fantasies.
>
>nb

Good one nb!!!

On Wed, 19 Dec 2018 07:09:35 -0700, notbob > wrote:

>On 12/19/2018 12:05 AM, Bruce wrote:
>> On Tue, 18 Dec 2018 22:23:48 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tuesday, December 18, 2018 at 11:08:28 AM UTC-10, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Simply don a surgeon's glove, certainly you can glom a few.... just
>>>> omit the K-Y. I'd think by now you'd be giving your prospective
>>>> tenants vaginal exams. I go once a year to my Urologist, Doctor Linda
>>>> gives me great prostate exams... with her rack I'd go weekly. She
>>>> enjoys massaging my prostate too, I can tell that by how long she
>>>> takes and how she enjoys the results more than I do... her talented
>>>> finger never fails to get a major positive reaction. Dr Linda has
>>>> been examining my prostate for ten years. She loves how I always get
>>>> her to laugh, I tell her that I think we're more intimate than married
>>>> couples. She blushes.
>>>
>>> That's an interesting tale. The idea of a yearly manual prostate exam is nice twist. Near as I can tell, Dr. Linda is either an old country doc from the 50's or a hooker.
>>
>> Yeah, I think Sheldon role plays with a prostitute. In his old age
>> he's started to think that she's really a doctor.
>>
>
>Be nice, gang.
>
>Were else can Shelly wax poetic about someone sticking their finger up
>his arse, except here. You two should be ashamed of yerselves,
>belittling (promoting?) his fantasies.

Lol, not belittling but interpreting and explaining. Like with the
Bible or the Koran.

notbob wrote:
> On 12/19/2018 12:05 AM, Bruce wrote:
>> On Tue, 18 Dec 2018 22:23:48 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tuesday, December 18, 2018 at 11:08:28 AM UTC-10, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Simply don a surgeon's glove, certainly you can glom a few.... just
>>>> omit the K-Y. I'd think by now you'd be giving your prospective
>>>> tenants vaginal exams. I go once a year to my Urologist, Doctor Linda
>>>> gives me great prostate exams... with her rack I'd go weekly. She
>>>> enjoys massaging my prostate too, I can tell that by how long she
>>>> takes and how she enjoys the results more than I do... her talented
>>>> finger never fails to get a major positive reaction. Dr Linda has
>>>> been examining my prostate for ten years. She loves how I always get
>>>> her to laugh, I tell her that I think we're more intimate than married
>>>> couples. She blushes.
>>>
>>> That's an interesting tale. The idea of a yearly manual prostate exam
>>> is nice twist. Near as I can tell, Dr. Linda is either an old country
>>> doc from the 50's or a hooker.
>>
>> Yeah, I think Sheldon role plays with a prostitute. In his old age
>> he's started to think that she's really a doctor.
>>
>
> Be nice, gang.
>
> Were else can Shelly wax poetic about someone sticking their finger up
> his arse, except here. You two should be ashamed of yerselves,
> belittling (promoting?) his fantasies.
>
> nb

It sounds more like a dream old Popeye had after drinking a bottle of
crystal palace ... while using his butt plug sex toy.