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Hank Rogers[_2_]

wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Dec 2018 06:58:41 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
> > wrote:
>
>> On Sunday, December 16, 2018 at 4:28:21 PM UTC-6, Sheldon wrote:
>>> On Sun, 16 Dec 2018 05:49:18 -0800 (PST), Nancy2
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> All I do is whack around the edge of the lid with the handle of a heavy stainless table knife, and
>>>> then give it a good thump right in the center, and it is easily opened...or at least easy enough
>>>> for my strength (which is lessening). It doesn't interfere with any leak-proof abilities of the lid.
>>>>
>>>> Or you can whack the lid's edge on a sturdy countertop, turning the jar as you go. That
>>>> works, too. No need to buy any kind of device.
>>>>
>>>> N.
>>>
>>> For me with the occasional obstinate jar lid a rubber glove
>>> works first time every time, don't even need to put it on your hand,
>>> lay it over the cap to give a non slip grip.
>>
>> I used to have a Ping Pong Paddle's rubber bumpy paddle surface pad and it worked OUTSTANDINGLY to remove jar lids! Just grip and TWIST OFF!
>>
>> John Kuthe...
>
> Simply don a surgeon's glove, certainly you can glom a few.... just
> omit the K-Y. I'd think by now you'd be giving your prospective
> tenants vaginal exams. I go once a year to my Urologist, Doctor Linda
> gives me great prostate exams... with her rack I'd go weekly. She
> enjoys massaging my prostate too, I can tell that by how long she
> takes and how she enjoys the results more than I do... her talented
> finger never fails to get a major positive reaction. Dr Linda has
> been examining my prostate for ten years. She loves how I always get
> her to laugh, I tell her that I think we're more intimate than married
> couples. She blushes.
>

Popeye, yoose should get a room at Kunthe's flop house.