Find out how to improve your life.

https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about


Gluten free in bottles made by artisans. You can't do any better than
that. I need this since I already lead a pure life.

On 7/26/2018 11:07 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> Find out how to improve your life.
>
> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>
>
> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans.Â* You can't do any better than
> that.Â* I need this since I already lead a pure life.

Wow, what a timely coincidence, thank you so much! Just this morning
I was thinking of how to up my hydration game and here's my solution.

nancy

On Thursday, July 26, 2018 at 8:07:18 AM UTC-7, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> Find out how to improve your life.
>
> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>
>
> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans. You can't do any better than
> that. I need this since I already lead a pure life.




I wonder how many people get taken in with stuff like this.

On 2018-07-26 11:07 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> Find out how to improve your life.
>
> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>
>
> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans.Â* You can't do any better than
> that.Â* I need this since I already lead a pure life.


Hmmm. Shades of the Pet Rock. Did you see the prices? $12 for a 750ml
glass bottle or a case of 24 500 ml bottles for $30..... plus shipping.

I was reminded of a bottle of water in a hotel in Lubeck Germany about
almost 20 years ago. It was a hot day when we checked in and there was
a bottle of mineral water sitting on a table next to the mini bar. My
wife was about to open it and have a drink but I read the take tied to
the neck of the bottle and it had a price on it.... more than $30. No
thanks. I don't pay that kind of money for water.

On Thursday, July 26, 2018 at 11:07:18 AM UTC-4, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> Find out how to improve your life.
>
> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>
>
> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans. You can't do any better than
> that. I need this since I already lead a pure life.

"Our lifestyle oriented water is curated and designed by an industry-leading team focused on bringing our distributors and end clients the satisfaction and protection they deserve from high-quality water."

Would that team be Toronto Water, perhaps?

<https://www.toronto.ca/city-government/accountability-operations-customer-service/city-administration/staff-directory-divisions-and-customer-service/toronto-water/>

Cindy Hamilton

On 7/26/2018 12:34 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2018-07-26 11:07 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> Find out how to improve your life.
>>
>> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>>
>>
>> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans.Â* You can't do any better than
>> that.Â* I need this since I already lead a pure life.
>
>
> Hmmm. Shades of the Pet Rock.Â* Did you see the prices?Â*Â* $12 for a 750ml
> glass bottle or a case of 24 500 ml bottles for $30..... plus shipping.

I feel like it's a joke.

> I was reminded of a bottle of water in a hotel in Lubeck Germany about
> almost 20 years ago.Â* It was a hot day when we checked in and there was
> a bottle of mineral water sitting on a table next to the mini bar.Â* My
> wife was about to open it and have a drink but I read the take tied to
> the neck of the bottle and it had a price on it.... more than $30.Â* No
> thanks. I don't pay that kind of money for water.

You know hotels will hit you up for anything like that, assume the worst
before having any. Though I did get a free cookie at Doubletree Suites.

nancy

On 2018-07-26 11:42 AM, ImStillMags wrote:
> On Thursday, July 26, 2018 at 8:07:18 AM UTC-7, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> Find out how to improve your life.
>>
>> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>>
>>
>> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans. You can't do any better than
>> that. I need this since I already lead a pure life.
>
>
>
>
> I wonder how many people get taken in with stuff like this.


I have been seeing a lot of ads of TV lately for miracle water. You get
a little plastic pouch of water and drink it and then miracles happen to
you. The scam is courtesy of Peter Popoff, a debunked faith healer. He
seems to be aiming at various. In one of the ads the people giving
testament to the wonderful things that happened after drinking the
miracle water were all black, and in another they look Filipino.

writes:
>On Thursday, July 26, 2018 at 11:07:18 AM UTC-4, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> Find out how to improve your life.
>>
>> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>>
>>
>> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans. You can't do any better than
>> that. I need this since I already lead a pure life.
>
>"Our lifestyle oriented water is curated and designed by an
>industry-leading team focused on bringing our distributors and end
>clients the satisfaction and protection they deserve from high-quality
>water."
>
>Would that team be Toronto Water, perhaps?
>
><https://www.toronto.ca/city-government/accountability-operations-customer-service/city-administration/staff-directory-divisions-and-customer-service/toronto-water/>
>
>Cindy Hamilton


shades of Juicero

On 2018-07-26 12:42 PM, Nancy Young wrote:
> On 7/26/2018 12:34 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
>>
>> I was reminded of a bottle of water in a hotel in Lubeck Germany about
>> almost 20 years ago.Â* It was a hot day when we checked in and there
>> was a bottle of mineral water sitting on a table next to the mini
>> bar.Â* My wife was about to open it and have a drink but I read the
>> take tied to the neck of the bottle and it had a price on it.... more
>> than $30.Â* No thanks. I don't pay that kind of money for water.
>
> You know hotels will hit you up for anything like that, assume the worst
> before having any.Â* Though I did get a free cookie at Doubletree Suites.

I expect to get gouged if I use the mini bar. This bottle of water was
sitting on table. It was in a tray with a couple glasses and right next
to the ice bucket. It most certainly looked like a complimentary bottle
of water. It's a good thing that I had a look at that card or it would
have cost me $30 which would have led to an angry confrontation at the
front desk about being misled into opening an overpriced bottle of water.


On a related note.... my wife's uncle used to a lot of business travel.
When in Rio de Janiero he was careful not to drink tap water. He drank
cold bottled water from the mini bar and still ended up with a wicked
case of the trots. It turned out that the maids were notorious for
drinking the bottle water and refilling the bottles with tap water.

On Thu, 26 Jul 2018 12:34:08 -0400, Dave Smith
> wrote:

>On 2018-07-26 11:07 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> Find out how to improve your life.
>>
>> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>>
>>
>> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans.* You can't do any better than
>> that.* I need this since I already lead a pure life.
>
>
>Hmmm. Shades of the Pet Rock. Did you see the prices? $12 for a 750ml
>glass bottle or a case of 24 500 ml bottles for $30..... plus shipping.
>
>I was reminded of a bottle of water in a hotel in Lubeck Germany about
>almost 20 years ago. It was a hot day when we checked in and there was
>a bottle of mineral water sitting on a table next to the mini bar. My
>wife was about to open it and have a drink but I read the take tied to
>the neck of the bottle and it had a price on it.... more than $30. No
>thanks. I don't pay that kind of money for water.

Could have drank the water and refilled the bottle by peeing in it,
then repricing; $300... and hand it in at the front desk as payment
for your hotel bill.

On 7/26/2018 1:15 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2018-07-26 12:42 PM, Nancy Young wrote:

>>> the take tied to the neck of the bottle and it had a price on it....
>>> more than $30.Â* No thanks. I don't pay that kind of money for water.
>>
>> You know hotels will hit you up for anything like that, assume the worst
>> before having any.Â* Though I did get a free cookie at Doubletree Suites.
>
> I expect to get gouged if I use the mini bar. This bottle of water was
> sitting on table. It was in a tray with a couple glasses and right next
> to the ice bucket.Â* It most certainly looked like a complimentary bottle
> of water.

Very sneaky.

>It's a good thing that I had a look at that card or it would
> have cost me $30 which would have led to an angry confrontation at the
> front desk about being misled into opening an overpriced bottle of water.

They must have people yelling at them all the time about it. 30 bucks.
Blatant ripoff. I feel for the poor slobs at the front desk ... unless
they're the hotel owners.

> On a related note.... my wife's uncle used to a lot of business travel.
> When in Rio de Janiero he was careful not to drink tap water. He drank
> cold bottled water from the mini bar and still ended up with a wicked
> case of the trots. It turned out that the maids were notorious for
> drinking the bottle water and refilling the bottles with tap water.

Make sure they're sealed! That's awful.

nancy

On 2018-07-26 10:38 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Thursday, July 26, 2018 at 11:07:18 AM UTC-4, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> Find out how to improve your life.
>>
>> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>>
>>
>> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans. You can't do any better than
>> that. I need this since I already lead a pure life.
>
> "Our lifestyle oriented water is curated and designed by an industry-leading team focused on bringing our distributors and end clients the satisfaction and protection they deserve from high-quality water."
>

>
The verb "curate" is being misused here and by many restaurants.
Language always evolves through ignorance it seems.

"Ed Pawlowski" > wrote in message
...
> Find out how to improve your life.
>
> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>
>
> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans. You can't do any better than
> that. I need this since I already lead a pure life.

OMFG! Sorry for the F but... Dayum!

"Ed Pawlowski" wrote in message ...

Find out how to improve your life.

https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about


Gluten free in bottles made by artisans. You can't do any better than
that. I need this since I already lead a pure life.

====

ROFL

"graham" wrote in message news
On 2018-07-26 10:38 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Thursday, July 26, 2018 at 11:07:18 AM UTC-4, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> Find out how to improve your life.
>>
>> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>>
>>
>> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans. You can't do any better than
>> that. I need this since I already lead a pure life.
>
> "Our lifestyle oriented water is curated and designed by an
> industry-leading team focused on bringing our distributors and end clients
> the satisfaction and protection they deserve from high-quality water."
>

>
The verb "curate" is being misused here and by many restaurants.
Language always evolves through ignorance it seems.

-==

I was a Curator and and never understood the use by a restaurant)

On 7/26/2018 8:07 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> Find out how to improve your life.
>
> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>
>
> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans. You can't do any better than
> that. I need this since I already lead a pure life.
>

Their facebook page is even funnier than their web site.

I call dibs on all their extra gluten!

And who DOESN'T lead a lifestyle?

On 7/27/2018 2:01 PM, Taxed and Spent wrote:
> On 7/26/2018 8:07 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> Find out how to improve your life.
>>
>> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>>
>>
>> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans.Â* You can't do any better than
>> that.Â* I need this since I already lead a pure life.
>>
>
> Their facebook page is even funnier than their web site.
>
> I call dibs on all their extra gluten!
>
> And who DOESN'T lead a lifestyle?

Just looked. These people are nuts.
https://www.facebook.com/claraglutenfreewater/

On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 17:11:17 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

>On 7/27/2018 2:01 PM, Taxed and Spent wrote:
>> On 7/26/2018 8:07 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>> Find out how to improve your life.
>>>
>>> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>>>
>>>
>>> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans.* You can't do any better than
>>> that.* I need this since I already lead a pure life.
>>>
>>
>> Their facebook page is even funnier than their web site.
>>
>> I call dibs on all their extra gluten!
>>
>> And who DOESN'T lead a lifestyle?
>
>Just looked. These people are nuts.
>https://www.facebook.com/claraglutenfreewater/

Are you saying you don't have gluten filters on your taps?

On 7/27/2018 5:11 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 7/27/2018 2:01 PM, Taxed and Spent wrote:
>> On 7/26/2018 8:07 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>> Find out how to improve your life.
>>>
>>> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>>>
>>>
>>> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans.Â* You can't do any better than
>>> that.Â* I need this since I already lead a pure life.
>>>
>>
>> Their facebook page is even funnier than their web site.
>>
>> I call dibs on all their extra gluten!
>>
>> And who DOESN'T lead a lifestyle?
>
> Just looked.Â* These people are nuts.
> https://www.facebook.com/claraglutenfreewater/

I still say it's a big joke, someone's having a laugh.

nancy

On 7/27/2018 5:38 PM, Nancy Young wrote:
> On 7/27/2018 5:11 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

>> Just looked.Â* These people are nuts.
>> https://www.facebook.com/claraglutenfreewater/
>
> I still say it's a big joke, someone's having a laugh.

Ha, I looked at the comments, duh. Funny.

nancy

Druce wrote:
> On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 17:11:17 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>
>> On 7/27/2018 2:01 PM, Taxed and Spent wrote:
>>> On 7/26/2018 8:07 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>> Find out how to improve your life.
>>>>
>>>> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans. You can't do any better than
>>>> that. I need this since I already lead a pure life.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Their facebook page is even funnier than their web site.
>>>
>>> I call dibs on all their extra gluten!
>>>
>>> And who DOESN'T lead a lifestyle?
>>
>> Just looked. These people are nuts.
>> https://www.facebook.com/claraglutenfreewater/
>
> Are you saying you don't have gluten filters on your taps?
>

That's almost as important as RO filters that Popeye uses.

On Friday, July 27, 2018 at 12:15:01 PM UTC-10, Nancy Young wrote:
>
> Ha, I looked at the comments, duh. Funny.
>
> nancy

Oh, it's real alright, as real as home dentistry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...&v=6oBZaht3nNo

On 7/27/2018 5:27 PM, Druce wrote:
> On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 17:11:17 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>
>> On 7/27/2018 2:01 PM, Taxed and Spent wrote:
>>> On 7/26/2018 8:07 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>> Find out how to improve your life.
>>>>
>>>> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans.Â* You can't do any better than
>>>> that.Â* I need this since I already lead a pure life.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Their facebook page is even funnier than their web site.
>>>
>>> I call dibs on all their extra gluten!
>>>
>>> And who DOESN'T lead a lifestyle?
>>
>> Just looked. These people are nuts.
>> https://www.facebook.com/claraglutenfreewater/
>
> Are you saying you don't have gluten filters on your taps?
>

Right, I only drink from 100% glass bottles made by artisans.

On 7/27/2018 5:38 PM, Nancy Young wrote:
> On 7/27/2018 5:11 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> On 7/27/2018 2:01 PM, Taxed and Spent wrote:
>>> On 7/26/2018 8:07 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>> Find out how to improve your life.
>>>>
>>>> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans.Â* You can't do any better than
>>>> that.Â* I need this since I already lead a pure life.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Their facebook page is even funnier than their web site.
>>>
>>> I call dibs on all their extra gluten!
>>>
>>> And who DOESN'T lead a lifestyle?
>>
>> Just looked.Â* These people are nuts.
>> https://www.facebook.com/claraglutenfreewater/
>
> I still say it's a big joke, someone's having a laugh.
>
> nancy

I think so. Thee is no solid information about location, distributors,
etc. Quite the joke.

On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 20:57:28 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

>On 7/27/2018 5:27 PM, Druce wrote:
>> On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 17:11:17 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>
>>> On 7/27/2018 2:01 PM, Taxed and Spent wrote:
>>>> On 7/26/2018 8:07 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>> Find out how to improve your life.
>>>>>
>>>>> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans.* You can't do any better than
>>>>> that.* I need this since I already lead a pure life.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Their facebook page is even funnier than their web site.
>>>>
>>>> I call dibs on all their extra gluten!
>>>>
>>>> And who DOESN'T lead a lifestyle?
>>>
>>> Just looked. These people are nuts.
>>> https://www.facebook.com/claraglutenfreewater/
>>
>> Are you saying you don't have gluten filters on your taps?
>>
>
>Right, I only drink from 100% glass bottles made by artisans.

I don't think I've seen water sold in glass bottles for some 40 years,
they're all plastic. Today most food items that used to be packaged
in glass are now in plastic.

On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 20:57:28 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

>On 7/27/2018 5:27 PM, Druce wrote:
>> On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 17:11:17 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>
>>> On 7/27/2018 2:01 PM, Taxed and Spent wrote:
>>>> On 7/26/2018 8:07 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>> Find out how to improve your life.
>>>>>
>>>>> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans.* You can't do any better than
>>>>> that.* I need this since I already lead a pure life.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Their facebook page is even funnier than their web site.
>>>>
>>>> I call dibs on all their extra gluten!
>>>>
>>>> And who DOESN'T lead a lifestyle?
>>>
>>> Just looked. These people are nuts.
>>> https://www.facebook.com/claraglutenfreewater/
>>
>> Are you saying you don't have gluten filters on your taps?
>>
>
>Right, I only drink from 100% glass bottles made by artisans.

I wouldn't have expected anything less from you.

On Friday, July 27, 2018 at 5:11:21 PM UTC-4, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 7/27/2018 2:01 PM, Taxed and Spent wrote:
> > On 7/26/2018 8:07 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> >> Find out how to improve your life.
> >>
> >> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
> >>
> >>
> >> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans.Â* You can't do any better than
> >> that.Â* I need this since I already lead a pure life.
> >>
> >
> > Their facebook page is even funnier than their web site.
> >
> > I call dibs on all their extra gluten!
> >
> > And who DOESN'T lead a lifestyle?
>
> Just looked. These people are nuts.
> https://www.facebook.com/claraglutenfreewater/

I liked the photo of the "water vassals". The fact that
this pages "likes" the Dihydrogen Monoxide Awareness page suggests
that it's a joke.

Cindy Hamilton

"dsi1" wrote in message
...

On Friday, July 27, 2018 at 12:15:01 PM UTC-10, Nancy Young wrote:
>
> Ha, I looked at the comments, duh. Funny.
>
> nancy

Oh, it's real alright, as real as home dentistry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...&v=6oBZaht3nNo
==

Good grief!!! Is that for real???

On Saturday, July 28, 2018 at 3:14:34 AM UTC-10, Ophelia wrote:
> ==
>
> Good grief!!! Is that for real???

Absolutely not - but I wish it was.

On 7/27/2018 6:41 PM, dsi1 wrote:
> On Friday, July 27, 2018 at 12:15:01 PM UTC-10, Nancy Young wrote:
>>
>> Ha, I looked at the comments, duh. Funny.

> Oh, it's real alright, as real as home dentistry.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...&v=6oBZaht3nNo

I just saw this, people are so funny.

nancy

"dsi1" wrote in message
...

On Saturday, July 28, 2018 at 3:14:34 AM UTC-10, Ophelia wrote:
> ==
>
> Good grief!!! Is that for real???

Absolutely not - but I wish it was. :

==
lol

On 7/27/2018 6:32 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
> Druce wrote:
>> On Fri, 27 Jul 2018 17:11:17 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>
>>> On 7/27/2018 2:01 PM, Taxed and Spent wrote:
>>>> On 7/26/2018 8:07 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>> Find out how to improve your life.
>>>>>
>>>>> https://www.claraglutenfreewater.com/about
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Gluten free in bottles made by artisans.Â* You can't do any better than
>>>>> that.Â* I need this since I already lead a pure life.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Their facebook page is even funnier than their web site.
>>>>
>>>> I call dibs on all their extra gluten!
>>>>
>>>> And who DOESN'T lead a lifestyle?
>>>
>>> Just looked.Â* These people are nuts.
>>> https://www.facebook.com/claraglutenfreewater/
>>
>> Are you saying you don't have gluten filters on your taps?
>>
>
> That's almost as important as RO filters that Popeye uses.
>
>
Sheldon is a macho man, according to his fruitcake brother:

https://imgur.com/a/hFCN0

No wonder he loves little Wayne so much.