"Felice" > wrote in message
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>>> On 12/7/2011 1:22 PM, Bryan wrote:
>>> > People are taking turns bringing over dinner to be helpful while
>>> > Betsy recovers. My sister was bringing lasagna, and announced
>>> > beforehand that she was making a separate one for me w/o noodles.
>>> > When she arrived, she announced that she has used spaghetti squash
>>> > instead of the noodles. Why the F--k hadn't she just left out the
>>> > noodles and not put in goddamned SQUASH. I told her that I
>>> > wouldn't eat such a thing. <snip>
>
> OK, Bryan, repeat after me:
>
> "Gee, thanks, Sis. That looks great. I'm not very hungry now so I think
> I'll save it for later when I have a better appetite."
>
> Now stand in front of a mirror and keep saying that until you can do it
> with a straight face.

Oh come on. Why lie? Especially with family! That will only make her
think he likes squash.

On Dec 7, 10:58*pm, "Julie Bove" > wrote:
> "Felice" > wrote in message
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> >>> On 12/7/2011 1:22 PM, Bryan wrote:
> >>> > People are taking turns bringing over dinner to be helpful while
> >>> > Betsy recovers. My sister was bringing lasagna, and announced
> >>> > beforehand that she was making a separate one for me w/o noodles.
> >>> > When she arrived, she announced that she has used spaghetti squash
> >>> > instead of the noodles. Why the F--k hadn't she just left out the
> >>> > noodles and not put in goddamned SQUASH. I told her that I
> >>> > wouldn't eat such a thing. <snip>
>
> > OK, Bryan, repeat after me:
>
> > "Gee, thanks, Sis. That looks great. I'm not very hungry now so I think
> > I'll save it for later when I have a better appetite."
>
> > Now stand in front of a mirror and keep saying that until you can do it
> > with a straight face.
>
> Oh come on. *Why lie? *Especially with family! *That will only make her
> think he likes squash.- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -

As opposed to what you do, which makes them avoid you. Mom: "Uh, no
Julie, no Thanksgiving dinner this year. Why don't you feed your devil
spawn 59 cent turkey this year"?

"BillyZoom" > wrote in message
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On Dec 7, 10:58 pm, "Julie Bove" > wrote:
> "Felice" > wrote in message
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> >>> On 12/7/2011 1:22 PM, Bryan wrote:
> >>> > People are taking turns bringing over dinner to be helpful while
> >>> > Betsy recovers. My sister was bringing lasagna, and announced
> >>> > beforehand that she was making a separate one for me w/o noodles.
> >>> > When she arrived, she announced that she has used spaghetti squash
> >>> > instead of the noodles. Why the F--k hadn't she just left out the
> >>> > noodles and not put in goddamned SQUASH. I told her that I
> >>> > wouldn't eat such a thing. <snip>
>
> > OK, Bryan, repeat after me:
>
> > "Gee, thanks, Sis. That looks great. I'm not very hungry now so I think
> > I'll save it for later when I have a better appetite."
>
> > Now stand in front of a mirror and keep saying that until you can do it
> > with a straight face.
>
> Oh come on. Why lie? Especially with family! That will only make her
> think he likes squash.- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -

As opposed to what you do, which makes them avoid you. Mom: "Uh, no
Julie, no Thanksgiving dinner this year. Why don't you feed your devil
spawn 59 cent turkey this year"?

It was 42 cents and we didn't eat it. You also don't know the problems
going on in my family at the moment and I'm sure as hell not going to post
about it here. So just freaking FOAD!

On Dec 8, 10:15*pm, "Julie Bove" > wrote:
> "BillyZoom" > wrote in message
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> On Dec 7, 10:58 pm, "Julie Bove" > wrote:
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> > "Felice" > wrote in message
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> > >>> On 12/7/2011 1:22 PM, Bryan wrote:
> > >>> > People are taking turns bringing over dinner to be helpful while
> > >>> > Betsy recovers. My sister was bringing lasagna, and announced
> > >>> > beforehand that she was making a separate one for me w/o noodles.
> > >>> > When she arrived, she announced that she has used spaghetti squash
> > >>> > instead of the noodles. Why the F--k hadn't she just left out the
> > >>> > noodles and not put in goddamned SQUASH. I told her that I
> > >>> > wouldn't eat such a thing. <snip>
>
> > > OK, Bryan, repeat after me:
>
> > > "Gee, thanks, Sis. That looks great. I'm not very hungry now so I think
> > > I'll save it for later when I have a better appetite."
>
> > > Now stand in front of a mirror and keep saying that until you can do it
> > > with a straight face.
>
> > Oh come on. Why lie? Especially with family! That will only make her
> > think he likes squash.- Hide quoted text -
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> As opposed to what you do, which makes them avoid you. Mom: "Uh, no
> Julie, no Thanksgiving dinner this year. Why don't you feed your devil
> spawn 59 cent turkey this year"?
>
> It was 42 cents and we didn't eat it.

I stand corrected. That you even considered that shows how much you
love that little pig.

>You also don't know the problems
> going on in my family at the moment and I'm sure as hell not going to post
> about it here. *So just freaking FOAD!- Hide quoted text -
>

But it's what you always do Bovine. Why do I know so much about you?
I'm sure I know people in real life almost as pitiful as you, but they
aren't proud enough of it to share.