On Dec 8, 10:15*pm, "Julie Bove" > wrote:
> "BillyZoom" > wrote in message
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> On Dec 7, 10:58 pm, "Julie Bove" > wrote:
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> > "Felice" > wrote in message
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> > >>> On 12/7/2011 1:22 PM, Bryan wrote:
> > >>> > People are taking turns bringing over dinner to be helpful while
> > >>> > Betsy recovers. My sister was bringing lasagna, and announced
> > >>> > beforehand that she was making a separate one for me w/o noodles.
> > >>> > When she arrived, she announced that she has used spaghetti squash
> > >>> > instead of the noodles. Why the F--k hadn't she just left out the
> > >>> > noodles and not put in goddamned SQUASH. I told her that I
> > >>> > wouldn't eat such a thing. <snip>
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> > > OK, Bryan, repeat after me:
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> > > "Gee, thanks, Sis. That looks great. I'm not very hungry now so I think
> > > I'll save it for later when I have a better appetite."
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> > > Now stand in front of a mirror and keep saying that until you can do it
> > > with a straight face.
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> > Oh come on. Why lie? Especially with family! That will only make her
> > think he likes squash.- Hide quoted text -
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> As opposed to what you do, which makes them avoid you. Mom: "Uh, no
> Julie, no Thanksgiving dinner this year. Why don't you feed your devil
> spawn 59 cent turkey this year"?
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> It was 42 cents and we didn't eat it.

I stand corrected. That you even considered that shows how much you
love that little pig.

>You also don't know the problems
> going on in my family at the moment and I'm sure as hell not going to post
> about it here. *So just freaking FOAD!- Hide quoted text -
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But it's what you always do Bovine. Why do I know so much about you?
I'm sure I know people in real life almost as pitiful as you, but they
aren't proud enough of it to share.