Anything Rachel Ray says I'll believe. She's a cutie!

blake murphy wrote:
> On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 15:07:36 GMT, "Bob Myers"
> > wrote:
>
>
>>"Kevintsheehy" > wrote in message
...
>>
>>>Did you know that James Caviezel isn't really Jesus and that
>>>he wasn't really crucified, at least not to the point of dying?
>>>Good thing - it would kind of put a crimp in a movie career.
>>
>>Oh, geeze, Kevin, thanks a bunch for giving away the
>>ending to the movie! And I was all set to get that DVD, too....
>>
>>:-)
>>
>>Bob M.
>>
>
> all i heard is that there was a happy ending.
>
> your pal,
> blake
>

On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 15:07:36 GMT, "Bob Myers"
> wrote:

>
>"Kevintsheehy" > wrote in message
...
>> Did you know that James Caviezel isn't really Jesus and that
>> he wasn't really crucified, at least not to the point of dying?
>> Good thing - it would kind of put a crimp in a movie career.
>
>Oh, geeze, Kevin, thanks a bunch for giving away the
>ending to the movie! And I was all set to get that DVD, too....
>
>:-)
>
>Bob M.
>
all i heard is that there was a happy ending.

your pal,
blake

"Kevintsheehy" > wrote in message
...
> On 9/6/2004, Jack Jones wrote:
>
>
>
>>While watching her 30 Minute Meals show I have noticed
>>that from time to time she will speak as if that is her house
>>and her kitchen.
>
> etc.
>
> Did you know that James Caviezel isn't really Jesus and that
> he wasn't really crucified, at least not to the point of dying?
> Good thing - it would kind of put a crimp in a movie career.

That the show isn't realistic is trivial compared to the annoyance value of
that "how special is that?" speech mannerism she has.

"Kevintsheehy" > wrote in message
...
> Did you know that James Caviezel isn't really Jesus and that
> he wasn't really crucified, at least not to the point of dying?
> Good thing - it would kind of put a crimp in a movie career.

Oh, geeze, Kevin, thanks a bunch for giving away the
ending to the movie! And I was all set to get that DVD, too....

:-)

Bob M.

"Jack Jones" > wrote in message
...
>
> While watching her 30 Minute Meals show I have noticed
. . .
> browned. There was no way she could have fried all of those ravioli in 2
> minutes. IT'S ALL CRAP!

Jack, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but, about the Easter Bunny
.. . .

Bill Ranck
Blacksburg, Va.

>She wants you to think she comes up with these amazing
>recipes that can be done in 30 minutes or less, but it's all planned out.
>I have seen her go to the oven to turn it on. She places her hand on the
>knob but she doesn't turn it. It's a total fake out. When she goes to
>break and returns, all the trash in her famous garbage bowl that she
>thinks is the most amazing thing since sliced bread will be empty, all the
>crap that was on the counters will be gone and cleaned up real tidy, and
>food that would take 5-10 minutes to cook will be done. I saw her frying
>up some ravioli. She had just put them in the pan when she went to break.
>When they came back there was a huge stack of them already done, nicely
>browned. There was no way she could have fried all of those ravioli in 2
>minutes. IT'S ALL CRAP!



Anybody remember the show "Cooking Live" with Sara Moulton? Once a week she
would have a "cook along" show in which the she would cook in real time on live
tv and anyone at home could follow along. The only caveat was you had to have
to ingredients ready ahead of time. She would usually give instructions on
what needed to be done ahead of time several days before the "cook along" show
was to air.

"Jack Jones" > wrote in message
...
>
> While watching her 30 Minute Meals show I have noticed that from time to
> time she will speak as if that is her house and her kitchen. She took some
> fresh herbs out of the fridge the other day and said "I just picked these
> up at the store today." Another time she said something about that being
> her kitchen.
>
> Please, that's a studio, not her home kitchen. The whole show is bogus as
> hell to begin with. She wants you to think she comes up with these amazing
> recipes that can be done in 30 minutes or less, but it's all planned out.
> I have seen her go to the oven to turn it on. She places her hand on the
> knob but she doesn't turn it. It's a total fake out. When she goes to
> break and returns, all the trash in her famous garbage bowl that she
> thinks is the most amazing thing since sliced bread will be empty, all the
> crap that was on the counters will be gone and cleaned up real tidy, and
> food that would take 5-10 minutes to cook will be done. I saw her frying
> up some ravioli. She had just put them in the pan when she went to break.
> When they came back there was a huge stack of them already done, nicely
> browned. There was no way she could have fried all of those ravioli in 2
> minutes. IT'S ALL CRAP!
>

Oh, stop. It's a TV show, we know it is, you know it is and she knows it
is. She's just offering some 'schtick', making it homespun and homemade.
Did you try the recipe and kek or something?

caveat: TV killed the United States so I'm certainly not defending it. Ok,
so I liked Fireball XL5 a long time ago.

Jack Zodiac

Jack Jones > wrote in
:

>
> While watching her 30 Minute Meals show I have noticed that from time
> to time she will speak as if that is her house and her kitchen. She
> took some fresh herbs out of the fridge the other day and said "I just
> picked these up at the store today." Another time she said something
> about that being her kitchen.
>
> Please, that's a studio, not her home kitchen. The whole show is bogus
> as hell to begin with. She wants you to think she comes up with these
> amazing recipes that can be done in 30 minutes or less, but it's all
> planned out. I have seen her go to the oven to turn it on. She places
> her hand on the knob but she doesn't turn it. It's a total fake out.
> When she goes to break and returns, all the trash in her famous
> garbage bowl that she thinks is the most amazing thing since sliced
> bread will be empty, all the crap that was on the counters will be
> gone and cleaned up real tidy, and food that would take 5-10 minutes
> to cook will be done. I saw her frying up some ravioli. She had just
> put them in the pan when she went to break. When they came back there
> was a huge stack of them already done, nicely browned. There was no
> way she could have fried all of those ravioli in 2 minutes. IT'S ALL
> CRAP!

You've obviously never heard of the "magic" of television!

--
Wayne in Phoenix

unmunge as w-e-b

*If there's a nit to pick, some nitwit will pick it.
*A mind is a terrible thing to lose.

On 9/6/2004, Jack Jones wrote:



>While watching her 30 Minute Meals show I have noticed
>that from time to time she will speak as if that is her house
>and her kitchen.

etc.

Did you know that James Caviezel isn't really Jesus and that
he wasn't really crucified, at least not to the point of dying?
Good thing - it would kind of put a crimp in a movie career.

Jack Jones wrote:

> While watching her 30 Minute Meals show I have noticed that from time to
> time she will speak as if that is her house and her kitchen. She took some
> fresh herbs out of the fridge the other day and said "I just picked these
> up at the store today." Another time she said something about that being
> her kitchen.
>
> Please, that's a studio, not her home kitchen. The whole show is bogus as

It's television... hellllloooooooo. Wanna show me a show that's *not*
bogus? (including the "news")


--
Steve

If the speed of lightis 186,000 miles/sec., what's the speed of
darkness?

Jack Jones wrote:
> While watching her 30 Minute Meals show I have noticed
> that from time to time she will speak as if that is her
> house and her kitchen. She took some fresh herbs out of
> the fridge the other day and said "I just picked these up
> at the store today." Another time she said something
> about that being her kitchen.
>

Actually that's the kitchen in my home. Rachel stops by to visit and makes a
few quick snacks for us to share.

OK, I can wake up and stop dreaming now. =

--
Pete Romfh, Telecom Geek & Amateur Gourmet.
promfh at hal dash pc dot org

"Jack Jones" > wrote in message
...
>
> While watching her 30 Minute Meals show I have
>

>> minutes. IT'S ALL CRAP!

simple solution...don't watch the show again....save your rage for something
that's important...whatever that may be.

Harriet & critters (jj the world famous jack russell terrior, and pk the
lady manx who rules the house)

Rachel is a total babe..I'll believe anything she wants me to believe

"Jack Jones" > wrote in message
...
>
> While watching her 30 Minute Meals show I have noticed that from time to
> time she will speak as if that is her house and her kitchen. She took some
> fresh herbs out of the fridge the other day and said "I just picked these
> up at the store today." Another time she said something about that being
> her kitchen.
>
> Please, that's a studio, not her home kitchen. The whole show is bogus as
> hell to begin with. She wants you to think she comes up with these amazing
> recipes that can be done in 30 minutes or less, but it's all planned out.
> I have seen her go to the oven to turn it on. She places her hand on the
> knob but she doesn't turn it. It's a total fake out. When she goes to
> break and returns, all the trash in her famous garbage bowl that she
> thinks is the most amazing thing since sliced bread will be empty, all the
> crap that was on the counters will be gone and cleaned up real tidy, and
> food that would take 5-10 minutes to cook will be done. I saw her frying
> up some ravioli. She had just put them in the pan when she went to break.
> When they came back there was a huge stack of them already done, nicely
> browned. There was no way she could have fried all of those ravioli in 2
> minutes. IT'S ALL CRAP!
>

>She wants you to think she comes up with these amazing
>recipes that can be done in 30 minutes or less, but it's all planned out.
>I have seen her go to the oven to turn it on. She places her hand on the
>knob but she doesn't turn it. It's a total fake out. When she goes to
>break and returns, all the trash in her famous garbage bowl that she
>thinks is the most amazing thing since sliced bread will be empty, all the
>crap that was on the counters will be gone and cleaned up real tidy, and
>food that would take 5-10 minutes to cook will be done. I saw her frying
>up some ravioli. She had just put them in the pan when she went to break.
>When they came back there was a huge stack of them already done, nicely
>browned. There was no way she could have fried all of those ravioli in 2
>minutes. IT'S ALL CRAP!



Anybody remember the show "Cooking Live" with Sara Moulton? Once a week she
would have a "cook along" show in which the she would cook in real time on live
tv and anyone at home could follow along. The only caveat was you had to have
to ingredients ready ahead of time. She would usually give instructions on
what needed to be done ahead of time several days before the "cook along" show
was to air.

"Jack Jones" > wrote in message
...
>
> While watching her 30 Minute Meals show I have noticed
. . .
> browned. There was no way she could have fried all of those ravioli in 2
> minutes. IT'S ALL CRAP!

Jack, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but, about the Easter Bunny
.. . .

Bill Ranck
Blacksburg, Va.

Jack Jones > wrote in
:

>
> While watching her 30 Minute Meals show I have noticed that from time
> to time she will speak as if that is her house and her kitchen. She
> took some fresh herbs out of the fridge the other day and said "I just
> picked these up at the store today." Another time she said something
> about that being her kitchen.
>
> Please, that's a studio, not her home kitchen. The whole show is bogus
> as hell to begin with. She wants you to think she comes up with these
> amazing recipes that can be done in 30 minutes or less, but it's all
> planned out. I have seen her go to the oven to turn it on. She places
> her hand on the knob but she doesn't turn it. It's a total fake out.
> When she goes to break and returns, all the trash in her famous
> garbage bowl that she thinks is the most amazing thing since sliced
> bread will be empty, all the crap that was on the counters will be
> gone and cleaned up real tidy, and food that would take 5-10 minutes
> to cook will be done. I saw her frying up some ravioli. She had just
> put them in the pan when she went to break. When they came back there
> was a huge stack of them already done, nicely browned. There was no
> way she could have fried all of those ravioli in 2 minutes. IT'S ALL
> CRAP!

You've obviously never heard of the "magic" of television!

--
Wayne in Phoenix

unmunge as w-e-b

*If there's a nit to pick, some nitwit will pick it.
*A mind is a terrible thing to lose.

> Jack Jones says:
>
>While watching her 30 Minute Meals show I have noticed that from time to
>time she will speak as if that is her house and her kitchen. She took some
>fresh herbs out of the fridge the other day and said "I just picked these
>up at the store today." Another time she said something about that being
>her kitchen.
>
>Please, that's a studio, not her home kitchen. The whole show is bogus as
>hell to begin with. She wants you to think she comes up with these amazing
>recipes that can be done in 30 minutes or less, but it's all planned out.
>I have seen her go to the oven to turn it on. She places her hand on the
>knob but she doesn't turn it. It's a total fake out. When she goes to
>break and returns, all the trash in her famous garbage bowl that she
>thinks is the most amazing thing since sliced bread will be empty, all the
>crap that was on the counters will be gone and cleaned up real tidy, and
>food that would take 5-10 minutes to cook will be done. I saw her frying
>up some ravioli. She had just put them in the pan when she went to break.
>When they came back there was a huge stack of them already done, nicely
>browned. There was no way she could have fried all of those ravioli in 2
>minutes. IT'S ALL CRAP!

It's a girlie thingie... is why men make better cooks too... they can't fake
it.

Um, it's a TV show, an ACT that's taped and edited before airing... but they
leave some particular bloopers in purposefully so the home audience morons
(that's you) will be lulled into believing for the moment that's it's actually
real, NOT! With most foodtv shows there is very little to no cooking going on
by the particular celebrity chef.


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"Jack Jones" > wrote in message
...
>
> While watching her 30 Minute Meals show I have noticed that from time to
> time she will speak as if that is her house and her kitchen. She took some
> fresh herbs out of the fridge the other day and said "I just picked these
> up at the store today." Another time she said something about that being
> her kitchen.
>
> Please, that's a studio, not her home kitchen. The whole show is bogus as
> hell to begin with. She wants you to think she comes up with these amazing
> recipes that can be done in 30 minutes or less, but it's all planned out.
> I have seen her go to the oven to turn it on. She places her hand on the
> knob but she doesn't turn it. It's a total fake out. When she goes to
> break and returns, all the trash in her famous garbage bowl that she
> thinks is the most amazing thing since sliced bread will be empty, all the
> crap that was on the counters will be gone and cleaned up real tidy, and
> food that would take 5-10 minutes to cook will be done. I saw her frying
> up some ravioli. She had just put them in the pan when she went to break.
> When they came back there was a huge stack of them already done, nicely
> browned. There was no way she could have fried all of those ravioli in 2
> minutes. IT'S ALL CRAP!
>

Well at least she cooks on the show. Man, that 40 dollars a day has just
got to be the worst IMO. I've yet to get any value out of it at all. I'm
just watching a woman eat. And the giggle - don't get me started. She
sounds like Betty Rubble.

Paul

"Jack Jones" > wrote in message
...
|
| While watching her 30 Minute Meals show I have noticed that from time to
| time she will speak as if that is her house and her kitchen. She took some
| fresh herbs out of the fridge the other day and said "I just picked these
| up at the store today." Another time she said something about that being
| her kitchen.
|
| Please, that's a studio, not her home kitchen. The whole show is bogus as
| hell to begin with. She wants you to think she comes up with these amazing
| recipes that can be done in 30 minutes or less, but it's all planned out.
| I have seen her go to the oven to turn it on. She places her hand on the
| knob but she doesn't turn it. It's a total fake out. When she goes to
| break and returns, all the trash in her famous garbage bowl that she
| thinks is the most amazing thing since sliced bread will be empty, all the
| crap that was on the counters will be gone and cleaned up real tidy, and
| food that would take 5-10 minutes to cook will be done. I saw her frying
| up some ravioli. She had just put them in the pan when she went to break.
| When they came back there was a huge stack of them already done, nicely
| browned. There was no way she could have fried all of those ravioli in 2
| minutes. IT'S ALL CRAP!

It's more believable than her saying she can spend all day pigging out in
some big city for 40 bucks a day.

"Jack Jones" > wrote in message
...
>
> While watching her 30 Minute Meals show I have noticed that from time to
> time she will speak as if that is her house and her kitchen. She took some
> fresh herbs out of the fridge the other day and said "I just picked these
> up at the store today." Another time she said something about that being
> her kitchen.
>
> Please, that's a studio, not her home kitchen. The whole show is bogus as
> hell to begin with. She wants you to think she comes up with these amazing
> recipes that can be done in 30 minutes or less, but it's all planned out.
> I have seen her go to the oven to turn it on. She places her hand on the
> knob but she doesn't turn it. It's a total fake out. When she goes to
> break and returns, all the trash in her famous garbage bowl that she
> thinks is the most amazing thing since sliced bread will be empty, all the
> crap that was on the counters will be gone and cleaned up real tidy, and
> food that would take 5-10 minutes to cook will be done. I saw her frying
> up some ravioli. She had just put them in the pan when she went to break.
> When they came back there was a huge stack of them already done, nicely
> browned. There was no way she could have fried all of those ravioli in 2
> minutes. IT'S ALL CRAP!
>

Oh, stop. It's a TV show, we know it is, you know it is and she knows it
is. She's just offering some 'schtick', making it homespun and homemade.
Did you try the recipe and kek or something?

caveat: TV killed the United States so I'm certainly not defending it. Ok,
so I liked Fireball XL5 a long time ago.

Jack Zodiac

"Jack Jones" > wrote in message
...
>
> While watching her 30 Minute Meals show I have
>

>> minutes. IT'S ALL CRAP!

simple solution...don't watch the show again....save your rage for something
that's important...whatever that may be.

Harriet & critters (jj the world famous jack russell terrior, and pk the
lady manx who rules the house)

On 9/6/2004, Jack Jones wrote:



>While watching her 30 Minute Meals show I have noticed
>that from time to time she will speak as if that is her house
>and her kitchen.

etc.

Did you know that James Caviezel isn't really Jesus and that
he wasn't really crucified, at least not to the point of dying?
Good thing - it would kind of put a crimp in a movie career.

I believe RR will happily live out her days not giving a whit about what you
believe or don't believe.

nb