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Michael Odom wrote:
> On Wed, 04 Aug 2004 17:36:59 -0400, Nancy Young >
> wrote:
>
>> Grrrr. But then I'm very busy being annoyed at people who say
>> 'where's it at' ... I don't have time for the Libary people.
>>
>> nancy

>
> An Aggie goes to Harvard. His first day there he gets lost. He stops
> a passing professor and asks "Where's the library at?"
>
> Prof replies "Son at Harvard we don't end a sentence with a
> preposition."
>
> "Okay, where's the library at, asshole?"
>
>
> modom
>
> "Dallas is a rich man with a death wish in his eyes."
> -- Jimmie Dale Gilmore


Nonsense! The joke goes like this:

Two women in an airport, one of them from the south. She says to the
northern woman, where are you from? The northern woman looks down her nose
and says snootily "I am FROM a place where we don't end a sentence with a
preposition". The southern woman thinks for a moment, then says, "Okay,
where you from, Bitch?"

Jill


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jmcquown wrote:
> Michael Odom wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 04 Aug 2004 17:36:59 -0400, Nancy Young >
>>wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Grrrr. But then I'm very busy being annoyed at people who say
>>>'where's it at' ... I don't have time for the Libary people.
>>>
>>>nancy

>>
>>An Aggie goes to Harvard. His first day there he gets lost. He stops
>>a passing professor and asks "Where's the library at?"
>>
>>Prof replies "Son at Harvard we don't end a sentence with a
>>preposition."
>>
>>"Okay, where's the library at, asshole?"
>>
>>
>>modom
>>
>>"Dallas is a rich man with a death wish in his eyes."
>> -- Jimmie Dale Gilmore

>
>
> Nonsense! The joke goes like this:
>
> Two women in an airport, one of them from the south. She says to the
> northern woman, where are you from? The northern woman looks down her nose
> and says snootily "I am FROM a place where we don't end a sentence with a
> preposition". The southern woman thinks for a moment, then says, "Okay,
> where you from, Bitch?"
>
> Jill
>
>



I've always heard it as an Aggie joke. Pretty much just like Michael
told it. (it gets funnier every time I hear it)

Best regards,
Bob, Class of '82
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jmcquown wrote:

> Two women in an airport, one of them from the south. She says to the
> northern woman, where are you from? The northern woman looks down her nose
> and says snootily "I am FROM a place where we don't end a sentence with a
> preposition". The southern woman thinks for a moment, then says, "Okay,
> where you from, Bitch?"



That's not the 2 women at the airport joke. That one goes like this:


Two women are chatting while waiting for a flight at the airport. One
says that she's from such a small town that no one ever locks their car
doors-- except in the summer. The other nods sympathetically and says
crime must increase in the tourist season. "No, no," exclaims the
other. "It's just that someone might come and fill it with zucchini."


--Lia

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jmcquown wrote:

> Two women in an airport, one of them from the south. She says to the
> northern woman, where are you from? The northern woman looks down her nose
> and says snootily "I am FROM a place where we don't end a sentence with a
> preposition". The southern woman thinks for a moment, then says, "Okay,
> where you from, Bitch?"



That's not the 2 women at the airport joke. That one goes like this:


Two women are chatting while waiting for a flight at the airport. One
says that she's from such a small town that no one ever locks their car
doors-- except in the summer. The other nods sympathetically and says
crime must increase in the tourist season. "No, no," exclaims the
other. "It's just that someone might come and fill it with zucchini."


--Lia

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jmcquown wrote:

> Two women in an airport, one of them from the south. She says to the
> northern woman, where are you from? The northern woman looks down her nose
> and says snootily "I am FROM a place where we don't end a sentence with a
> preposition". The southern woman thinks for a moment, then says, "Okay,
> where you from, Bitch?"



That's not the 2 women at the airport joke. That one goes like this:


Two women are chatting while waiting for a flight at the airport. One
says that she's from such a small town that no one ever locks their car
doors-- except in the summer. The other nods sympathetically and says
crime must increase in the tourist season. "No, no," exclaims the
other. "It's just that someone might come and fill it with zucchini."


--Lia



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