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Have we forgotten the meaning of Christmas?

'T'was the night before Christmas and all through the town
Not a sign of Baby Jesus was anywhere to be found.
The people were all busy with Christmas time chores
Like decorating, and baking, and shopping in stores.
No one sang "Away in a manger, no crib for a bed".
Instead, they sang of Santa dressed-up in bright red.
Mama watched Martha Stewart, Papa drank beer from a tap.
As hour upon hour the presents they'd wrap
When what from the T.V. did they suddenly hear?
'Cept an ad.. which told of a big sale at Sears.
So away to the mall they all flew like a flash...
Buying things on credit... and others with cash!
And, as they made their way home from their trip to the mall,
Did they think about Jesus? Oh, no... not at all.
Their lives were so busy with their Christmas time things
No time to remember Christ Jesus, the King.
There were presents to wrap and cookies to bake.
How could they stop and remember who died for their sake?
To pray to the Savior... they had no time to stop.
Because they needed more time to "Shop til they dropped!"
On Wal-mart! On K-mart! On Target! On Penney's!
On Hallmark! On Zales! A quick lunch at Denny's.
From the big stores downtown to the stores at the mall
They would dash away, dash away, and visit them all!
And up on the roof, there arose such a clatter
As grandpa hung icicle lights up on his brand new step ladder.
He hung lights that would flash. He hung lights that would twirl.
Yet, he never once prayed to Jesus... Light of the World.
Christ's eyes... how they twinkle! Christ's Spirit... how merry!
Christ's love... how enormous! All our burdens... He'll carry!
So instead of being busy, overworked, and uptight
Let's put Christ back in Christmas and enjoy some good nights!
Merry Christmas, my friends!


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4Q > wrote:
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>Have we forgotten the meaning of Christmas?


Yeah. Plagiarism, spamming, and maudlin mockery.

--Blair
"Toss another nog on the friar."
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In article >, Blair P. Houghton
> writes:

>>Have we forgotten the meaning of Christmas?

>
>Yeah. Plagiarism, spamming, and maudlin mockery.
>


Hello,

Your mean.


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Blair P. Houghton
 
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QUENTINEER1 > wrote:
>In article >, Blair P. Houghton
> writes:
>>>Have we forgotten the meaning of Christmas?

>>
>>Yeah. Plagiarism, spamming, and maudlin mockery.

>
>Hello,


Hi.

>Your mean.


About 70.75 inches, 203.5 pounds avoirdupois.

And yours?

--Blair
"I'm working on the mass. Age is
working on the length."


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"Blair P. Houghton" > wrote in message
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> QUENTINEER1 > wrote:
> >In article >, Blair P. Houghton
> > writes:
> >>>Have we forgotten the meaning of Christmas?
> >>
> >>Yeah. Plagiarism, spamming, and maudlin mockery.

> >
> >Hello,

>
> Hi.
>
> >Your mean.

>
> About 70.75 inches, 203.5 pounds avoirdupois.
>


haha, good one!

Jack Wait


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