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Graphic Queen > wrote:

> A Very Merry Christmas and a Happy, Healthy, and Prosperous New Year!
>
>
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
> for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
> non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
> holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
> choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
> traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
> secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful,
> personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
> onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without
> due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
> contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply
> that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the
> only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made
> without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
> religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
>
>
> By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned
> terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or
> withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the
> original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
> implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void
> where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
> wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the
> usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until
> the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first,
> and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a
> new wish at the sole discretion of the wishee.

Too funny. I'm stealing it. ;-)

Thanks!
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Peace, Om

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