I once went to a Thanksgiving pot luck lunch event at a past job where one lady
brought a turkey dressing made entirely of toasted white bread, cut into cubes
in melted butter and lots of seasonings, and baked in a casserole dish. No
onions or celery, although it was likely seasoned with onion salt and or celery
salt, not to mention poultry seasoning. It was delicious, and when I asked her
for the recipe, she refused to give it out, saying it was a "secret family
recipe". Has anybody ever heard of such an unusual recipe?

Michael O'Connor - Modern Renaissance Man

"The likelihood of one individual being correct increases in a direct
proportion to the intensity with which others try to prove him wrong"
James Mason from the movie "Heaven Can Wait".