17 Steps To Cook A Turkey


1 Go buy a turkey
2 Take a drink of whisky
3 Put turkey in the oven
4 Take another 2 drinks of whisky
5 Set the degree at 375 ovens
6 Take 3 more whiskys of drink
7 Turk the bastey
8 Whisky another bottle of get
9 Ponder the meat thermometer
10 Glass yourself a pour of whisky
11 Bake the whisky for 4 hours
12 Take the oven out of the turkey
13 Floor the turkey up off of the pick
14 Turk the carvey
15 Get yourself another scottle of botch
16 Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17 Bless the dinner and pass out

On Thu 20 Nov 2008 10:17:23p, Dimitri told us...

> 17 Steps To Cook A Turkey
>
>
> 1 Go buy a turkey
> 2 Take a drink of whisky
> 3 Put turkey in the oven
> 4 Take another 2 drinks of whisky
> 5 Set the degree at 375 ovens
> 6 Take 3 more whiskys of drink
> 7 Turk the bastey
> 8 Whisky another bottle of get
> 9 Ponder the meat thermometer
> 10 Glass yourself a pour of whisky
> 11 Bake the whisky for 4 hours
> 12 Take the oven out of the turkey
> 13 Floor the turkey up off of the pick
> 14 Turk the carvey
> 15 Get yourself another scottle of botch
> 16 Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
> 17 Bless the dinner and pass out
>

Can I just skip the goddam turkey? It would be no loss in my book.

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On Fri 21 Nov 2008 05:59:38a, Michael "Dog3" told us...

> Wayne Boatwright >
> 5.247: in
> rec.food.cooking
>
>> On Thu 20 Nov 2008 10:17:23p, Dimitri told us...
>>
>>> 17 Steps To Cook A Turkey
>>>
>>>
>>> 1 Go buy a turkey
>>> 2 Take a drink of whisky
>>
>> Can I just skip the goddam turkey? It would be no loss in my book.
>
> You and Steven both. I like turkey. Once or twice a year anyway. I tried
> Dimitri's 17 steps one year. Woke up the next morning and the turkey was
> incinerated.
>
> Michael

Guffaw!


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