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Default 17 Steps To Cook A Turkey

On Fri 21 Nov 2008 05:59:38a, Michael "Dog3" told us...

> Wayne Boatwright >
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>> On Thu 20 Nov 2008 10:17:23p, Dimitri told us...
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>>> 17 Steps To Cook A Turkey
>>>
>>>
>>> 1 Go buy a turkey
>>> 2 Take a drink of whisky

>>
>> Can I just skip the goddam turkey? It would be no loss in my book.

>
> You and Steven both. I like turkey. Once or twice a year anyway. I tried
> Dimitri's 17 steps one year. Woke up the next morning and the turkey was
> incinerated.
>
> Michael


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