On Thu 20 Nov 2008 10:17:23p, Dimitri told us...

> 17 Steps To Cook A Turkey
>
>
> 1 Go buy a turkey
> 2 Take a drink of whisky
> 3 Put turkey in the oven
> 4 Take another 2 drinks of whisky
> 5 Set the degree at 375 ovens
> 6 Take 3 more whiskys of drink
> 7 Turk the bastey
> 8 Whisky another bottle of get
> 9 Ponder the meat thermometer
> 10 Glass yourself a pour of whisky
> 11 Bake the whisky for 4 hours
> 12 Take the oven out of the turkey
> 13 Floor the turkey up off of the pick
> 14 Turk the carvey
> 15 Get yourself another scottle of botch
> 16 Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
> 17 Bless the dinner and pass out
>

Can I just skip the goddam turkey? It would be no loss in my book.

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Wayne Boatwright
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