"Puester" > wrote in message
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> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
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>> Wanna puke? A very strange woman began clinging to my band like a
>> barnacle at one of our gigs. Our drummer, who was not very good at
>> spotting people you shouldn't talk to, told her she had beautiful hair.
>> She said that when she cooks salmon, and it exudes fish juice into the
>> cooking pan, she uses it to make her hair shiny.
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> If she was telling the truth, that is SERIOUSLY yucky, and she
> is weirder than weird.
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> gloria p


The problem with this woman is that when she tells the truth, it's stranger
than anything anyone could possibly invent. :-)