Aphrodisiac Sardine Salad

This salad is scientifically designed to increase sperm count.

Ingredients:

2 cups cole slaw (just the vegetables, not the mayonnaise)
1 tin of sardines in olive oil (with skin and bones intact)
Juice from 1 fresh lemon
1/2 of a complete mult-vitamin pill (preferably all natural)


Directions:

Mix the cole slaw vegetables, sardines and lemon juice in a bowl. Use
a cheese grater to grind up the 1/2 of a multi-vitamin pill into the
bowl. Hand mix everything into a pulpy mixture. Consume the (easily
digested) salad about an hour before going to sleep so that the
nutrients are available for increasing sperm count during sleep.

On Nov 29, 8:56�am, wrote:
> Aphrodisiac Sardine Salad
>
> This salad is scientifically designed to increase sperm count.
>
> Ingredients:
>
> 2 cups cole slaw (just the vegetables, not the mayonnaise)
> 1 tin of sardines in olive oil (with skin and bones intact)
> Juice from 1 fresh lemon
> 1/2 of a complete mult-vitamin pill (preferably all natural)
>
> Directions:
>
> Mix the cole slaw vegetables, sardines and lemon juice in a bowl. �Use
> a cheese grater to grind up the 1/2 of a multi-vitamin pill into the
> bowl. �Hand mix everything into a pulpy mixture. �Consume the (easily
> digested) salad about an hour before going to sleep so that the
> nutrients are available for increasing sperm count during sleep.

You forgot the diced onion.