All my life I have used Morton brand table salt. A few weeks ago I
ran out of salt and had to get my prescription filled. While I was
waiting I bought a box of Epsom brand salt. It cost a little more but
was a larger container. I thought all salt was pretty much the same,
but I soon found out that this brand tastes horrible, and it seems to
have given everyone the diarreah. I would not recommend this stuff to
anyone. It's really nasty stuff. I plan to write to the company and
complain. From now on I only buy Morton brand.

Julie

wrote:
> All my life I have used Morton brand table salt. A few weeks ago I
> ran out of salt and had to get my prescription filled. While I was
> waiting I bought a box of Epsom brand salt. It cost a little more but
> was a larger container. I thought all salt was pretty much the same,
> but I soon found out that this brand tastes horrible, and it seems to
> have given everyone the diarreah. I would not recommend this stuff to
> anyone. It's really nasty stuff. I plan to write to the company and
> complain. From now on I only buy Morton brand.

This is the funniest troll I've read all week.

Serene

"Say Serene Like You Mean It" > wrote in message

> wrote:
> > All my life I have used Morton brand table salt. A few weeks ago I
> > ran out of salt and had to get my prescription filled. While I was
> > waiting I bought a box of Epsom brand salt. It cost a little more
> > but was a larger container. I thought all salt was pretty much the
> > same, but I soon found out that this brand tastes horrible, and it
> > seems to have given everyone the diarreah. I would not recommend
> > this stuff to anyone. It's really nasty stuff. I plan to write to
> > the company and complain. From now on I only buy Morton brand.
>
> This is the funniest troll I've read all week.
>
> Serene

And better than most, too.
;-)

BOB

BOB wrote:
> "Say Serene Like You Mean It" > wrote in message
>
>> wrote:
>>> All my life I have used Morton brand table salt. A few weeks ago I
>>> ran out of salt and had to get my prescription filled. While I was
>>> waiting I bought a box of Epsom brand salt. It cost a little more
>>> but was a larger container. I thought all salt was pretty much the
>>> same, but I soon found out that this brand tastes horrible, and it
>>> seems to have given everyone the diarreah. I would not recommend
>>> this stuff to anyone. It's really nasty stuff. I plan to write to
>>> the company and complain. From now on I only buy Morton brand.
>> This is the funniest troll I've read all week.
>>
>> Serene
>
> And better than most, too.
> ;-)

Yep.

Serene

In article >,
wrote:

> All my life I have used Morton brand table salt. A few weeks ago I
> ran out of salt and had to get my prescription filled. While I was
> waiting I bought a box of Epsom brand salt. It cost a little more but
> was a larger container. I thought all salt was pretty much the same,
> but I soon found out that this brand tastes horrible, and it seems to
> have given everyone the diarreah. I would not recommend this stuff to
> anyone. It's really nasty stuff. I plan to write to the company and
> complain. From now on I only buy Morton brand.
>
> Julie

Epsom's not a brand, and Epsom salts are not table salt.

It's magnesium sulphate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epsom_salts

It's a really good water softener -- I sometimes throw a handful into my
bath water to ease tired or achy muscles.

Miche

--
In the monastery office --
Before enlightenment: fetch mail, shuffle paper
After enlightenment: fetch mail, shuffle paper

Miche > wrote:

> wrote:

>> All my life I have used Morton brand table salt. A few weeks ago I
>> ran out of salt and had to get my prescription filled. While I was
>> waiting I bought a box of Epsom brand salt. It cost a little more but
>> was a larger container. I thought all salt was pretty much the same,
>> but I soon found out that this brand tastes horrible, and it seems to
>> have given everyone the diarreah. I would not recommend this stuff to
>> anyone. It's really nasty stuff. I plan to write to the company and
>> complain. From now on I only buy Morton brand.

>Epsom's not a brand, and Epsom salts are not table salt.
>
>It's magnesium sulphate.
>
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epsom_salts

You took the bait....

S.

In article >,
(Steve Pope) wrote:

> Miche > wrote:
>
> > wrote:
>
> >> All my life I have used Morton brand table salt. A few weeks ago I
> >> ran out of salt and had to get my prescription filled. While I was
> >> waiting I bought a box of Epsom brand salt. It cost a little more but
> >> was a larger container. I thought all salt was pretty much the same,
> >> but I soon found out that this brand tastes horrible, and it seems to
> >> have given everyone the diarreah. I would not recommend this stuff to
> >> anyone. It's really nasty stuff. I plan to write to the company and
> >> complain. From now on I only buy Morton brand.
>
> >Epsom's not a brand, and Epsom salts are not table salt.
> >
> >It's magnesium sulphate.
> >
> >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epsom_salts
>
> You took the bait....

Yeah, and?

Miche

--
In the monastery office --
Before enlightenment: fetch mail, shuffle paper
After enlightenment: fetch mail, shuffle paper

: In article >,
: (Steve Pope) wrote:

: > Miche > wrote:
: >
: > > wrote:
: >
: > >> All my life I have used Morton brand table salt. A few weeks ago I
: > >> ran out of salt and had to get my prescription filled. While I was
: > >> waiting I bought a box of Epsom brand salt. It cost a little more but
: > >> was a larger container. I thought all salt was pretty much the same,
: > >> but I soon found out that this brand tastes horrible, and it seems to
: > >> have given everyone the diarreah. I would not recommend this stuff to
: > >> anyone. It's really nasty stuff. I plan to write to the company and
: > >> complain. From now on I only buy Morton brand.
: >
: > >Epsom's not a brand, and Epsom salts are not table salt.
: > >
: > >It's magnesium sulphate.
: > >
: > >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epsom_salts
: >
: > You took the bait....

: Yeah, and?

: Miche


....and you're clueless!

good one! I see you had some takers.

> wrote in message
...
> All my life I have used Morton brand table salt. A few weeks ago I
> ran out of salt and had to get my prescription filled. While I was
> waiting I bought a box of Epsom brand salt. It cost a little more but
> was a larger container. I thought all salt was pretty much the same,
> but I soon found out that this brand tastes horrible, and it seems to
> have given everyone the diarreah. I would not recommend this stuff to
> anyone. It's really nasty stuff. I plan to write to the company and
> complain. From now on I only buy Morton brand.
>
> Julie

On Apr 26, 1:48 am, wrote:
> All my life I have used Morton brand table salt. A few weeks ago I
> ran out of salt and had to get my prescription filled.
> Julie

Hmmmmm. We don't need a prescribtion here in Tennessee.

On Apr 27, 7:52 am, stark > wrote:
> On Apr 26, 1:48 am, wrote:
>
> > All my life I have used Morton brand table salt. A few weeks ago I
> > ran out of salt and had to get my prescription filled.
> > Julie
>
> Hmmmmm. We don't need a prescribtion here in Tennessee.

it's better that way. For the migrant workers