Duck feet are good. It's too bad that the only recipe I can find is a
Hungarian one known only to a few. Now duck feet have trod on mud,
duck shit, and they also habitate with geese who are fighters and have
been noted to perform oral sex on pork. Pork sucks if you're one of
the side winder religions but are not etched in stone. I, a Christian
eat pork. And I eat it medium rare so you can **** off if you can't
handle the truth.