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Pilsner Not Pills
 
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Default It's Hard To Beat A Cold Beer

Just got a nice gift: an 8-pack of beer, each one from a different
foreign country. It's hard to imagine that someone would smoke,
snort, or shoot-up when they could have a more pleasurable and less
dangerous alternative: a cold beer. Also, many foreign brews have a
high nutritive value derived from the various grains.

Can you imagine a Maryland crab cake, ham on rye, or even a pizza
accompanied by a reefer, lung full of crack, or heroin shot? It's no
wonder they call those people "dopes," a good name for them.

Way Back Jack
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You are clearly TROLLING for a fight.

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I love beer, it makes me wanna drive fast and turn the radio way up while
listenign to my favorite song, cournty and western, I like em both hic!


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On 6 Aug 2005 16:28:36 -0700, "proffsl" > wrote:

>You are clearly TROLLING for a fight.



NAhhh..He's just trolling...and he got a bite
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You ever heard the term, "there's no accounting for taste"?



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In article <1123363349.1b0dede07efabb31905ce784d518276e@bubba news>,
Pilsner Not Pills > wrote:

> Just got a nice gift: an 8-pack of beer, each one from a different
> foreign country. It's hard to imagine that someone would smoke,
> snort, or shoot-up when they could have a more pleasurable and less
> dangerous alternative: a cold beer. Also, many foreign brews have a
> high nutritive value derived from the various grains.
>
> Can you imagine a Maryland crab cake, ham on rye, or even a pizza
> accompanied by a reefer, lung full of crack, or heroin shot? It's no
> wonder they call those people "dopes," a good name for them.
>
> Way Back Jack


You're off topic here. Beat it, huh? The only problem with alcohol is
when you have one or two too many one of these nights and end up
thinking it's a good idea to fu*k the cat or some other similarly
absurd notion...people regularly do things on alcohol that they
wouldn't do on any of the other drugs you mentioned. There is nothing
more toxic to the body or mind or soul than alcohol. So shove your
opinion up your ass, drunkard.
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On 8/7/05 12:29 AM, in article
1123363349.1b0dede07efabb31905ce784d518276e@bubban ews, "Pilsner Not Pills"
> wrote:

> Just got a nice gift: an 8-pack of beer, each one from a different
> foreign country.

Been there, done that, gave the monthly subscription to my brother for
christmas.


> It's hard to imagine that someone would smoke,

It's -hard- to imagine, given the ubiquity of cigarettes and cannabis during
your lifetime, that someone would actually smoke?

People find great relaxation from smoking things over the ages, from
cannabis to tobacco to opium. Given today's extremely pure heroin, created
by the war on some drugs, smoking is now the preferred way to use heroin.

It is not believable that given the above," you can't imagine," that someone
would smoke for pleasure. Ever heard of Cigars and pipes? They are used for
pleasure to relax.


> snort,


It is just some powder.

Did you ever use nose spray? Same thing. You were snorting for the pleasure
of having a non-stuffed-up nose.

> or shoot-up when they could have a more pleasurable and less
> dangerous alternative: a cold beer.

Alcohol is -not- a safe alternative to heroin.
The damage fromalcohol to your system is much greater than with heroin.

In fact, a heroin addict with access to a supply of known strength and
purity can function for a lifetime, while your booze takes millions down the
long lonely road of alcoholism.

I mean, just look at you.

You -live- for your brew nights. You compliment the stuff, whilst you hold
the can or bottle like a 13 year old holds his penis after first discovering
eroticism.

And that reaction which everyone except drunks, get? You know the one which
makes you nearly want to puke? I know you love it because you are so
addicted to the stuff that your body needs and loves it and you for finally
bringing it more, a compulsion from which you cannot, by your own admission,
forebear for more than 36-48 hours.


> Also, many foreign brews have a
> high nutritive value derived from the various grains.

Riiiiigggggggggth.

That include Heineken and Amstel Light?

You know nothing about beer, fool.

Try living in Maastricht some time, where, being surrounded by Belgium,
there are hundreds of beers to try.


>
> Can you imagine a Maryland crab cake, ham on rye, or even a pizza
> accompanied by a reefer,


Yes. The reefer would be an excellent before dinner appetizer and an
excellent after dinner aperitif and digestive.



> lung full of crack,


Crack and food don't usually go together. That is why people have health
problems by the concentrated cocaine product created, packaged, and marketed
for the purpose of circumventing the war on Powder Cocaine.

You prohibitionists are really dangerous to the society, whilst thinking
that everyone else is the -real- danger during the discussion around crab
cakes and booze.


> or heroin shot?

My opiate pharmaceuticals have -no- effect on my appetite or my enjoyment of
god food.



It's no
> wonder they call those people "dopes," a good name for them.
>


For whom? Boozers who think the world is being ruined by other addicts?

What a hypocrite you are, Way Back Jack.

Why don't you go way back to where you came from and drink yourself to
death, putting us all out of your misery?


ej

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On 8/7/05 12:29 AM, in article
1123363349.1b0dede07efabb31905ce784d518276e@bubban ews, "Pilsner Not Pills"
> wrote:

> Just got a nice gift: an 8-pack of beer, each one from a different
> foreign country. It's hard to imagine that someone would smoke,
> snort, or shoot-up when they could have a more pleasurable and less
> dangerous alternative: a cold beer. Also, many foreign brews have a
> high nutritive value derived from the various grains.
>
> Can you imagine a Maryland crab cake, ham on rye, or even a pizza
> accompanied by a reefer, lung full of crack, or heroin shot? It's no
> wonder they call those people "dopes," a good name for them.
>
> Way Back Jack

And jack, in Maastricht, one orders a pilsner by saying," 'n pilsje, als 't
u blieft, " meaning," a small pilsner please." You need to specify, as there
are so many different types of beer available.

ej

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Drank my share when I was young and dumb. Now only smoke, with 442 college
credits, I prefer it. Had three beers this year, but smoke daily.
aloha,
davon

"Pilsner Not Pills" > wrote in message
news:1123363349.1b0dede07efabb31905ce784d518276e@b ubbanews...
> Just got a nice gift: an 8-pack of beer, each one from a different
> foreign country. It's hard to imagine that someone would smoke,
> snort, or shoot-up when they could have a more pleasurable and less
> dangerous alternative: a cold beer. Also, many foreign brews have a
> high nutritive value derived from the various grains.
>
> Can you imagine a Maryland crab cake, ham on rye, or even a pizza
> accompanied by a reefer, lung full of crack, or heroin shot? It's no
> wonder they call those people "dopes," a good name for them.
>
> Way Back Jack





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ya got em by the shorts hairs there
aloha
davon

"Eric Johnson" > wrote in message
...
> On 8/7/05 12:29 AM, in article
> 1123363349.1b0dede07efabb31905ce784d518276e@bubban ews, "Pilsner Not Pills"
> > wrote:
>
>> Just got a nice gift: an 8-pack of beer, each one from a different
>> foreign country.

> Been there, done that, gave the monthly subscription to my brother for
> christmas.
>
>
>> It's hard to imagine that someone would smoke,

> It's -hard- to imagine, given the ubiquity of cigarettes and cannabis
> during
> your lifetime, that someone would actually smoke?
>
> People find great relaxation from smoking things over the ages, from
> cannabis to tobacco to opium. Given today's extremely pure heroin, created
> by the war on some drugs, smoking is now the preferred way to use heroin.
>
> It is not believable that given the above," you can't imagine," that
> someone
> would smoke for pleasure. Ever heard of Cigars and pipes? They are used
> for
> pleasure to relax.
>
>
>> snort,

>
> It is just some powder.
>
> Did you ever use nose spray? Same thing. You were snorting for the
> pleasure
> of having a non-stuffed-up nose.
>
>> or shoot-up when they could have a more pleasurable and less
>> dangerous alternative: a cold beer.

> Alcohol is -not- a safe alternative to heroin.
> The damage fromalcohol to your system is much greater than with heroin.
>
> In fact, a heroin addict with access to a supply of known strength and
> purity can function for a lifetime, while your booze takes millions down
> the
> long lonely road of alcoholism.
>
> I mean, just look at you.
>
> You -live- for your brew nights. You compliment the stuff, whilst you hold
> the can or bottle like a 13 year old holds his penis after first
> discovering
> eroticism.
>
> And that reaction which everyone except drunks, get? You know the one
> which
> makes you nearly want to puke? I know you love it because you are so
> addicted to the stuff that your body needs and loves it and you for
> finally
> bringing it more, a compulsion from which you cannot, by your own
> admission,
> forebear for more than 36-48 hours.
>
>
>> Also, many foreign brews have a
>> high nutritive value derived from the various grains.

> Riiiiigggggggggth.
>
> That include Heineken and Amstel Light?
>
> You know nothing about beer, fool.
>
> Try living in Maastricht some time, where, being surrounded by Belgium,
> there are hundreds of beers to try.
>
>
>>
>> Can you imagine a Maryland crab cake, ham on rye, or even a pizza
>> accompanied by a reefer,

>
> Yes. The reefer would be an excellent before dinner appetizer and an
> excellent after dinner aperitif and digestive.
>
>
>
>> lung full of crack,

>
> Crack and food don't usually go together. That is why people have health
> problems by the concentrated cocaine product created, packaged, and
> marketed
> for the purpose of circumventing the war on Powder Cocaine.
>
> You prohibitionists are really dangerous to the society, whilst thinking
> that everyone else is the -real- danger during the discussion around crab
> cakes and booze.
>
>
>> or heroin shot?

> My opiate pharmaceuticals have -no- effect on my appetite or my enjoyment
> of
> god food.
>
>
>
> It's no
>> wonder they call those people "dopes," a good name for them.
>>

>
> For whom? Boozers who think the world is being ruined by other addicts?
>
> What a hypocrite you are, Way Back Jack.
>
> Why don't you go way back to where you came from and drink yourself to
> death, putting us all out of your misery?
>
>
> ej
>



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On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 22:29:54 +0000, Pilsner Not Pills wrote:

> Just got a nice gift: an 8-pack of beer, each one from a different
> foreign country. It's hard to imagine that someone would smoke, snort,
> or shoot-up when they could have a more pleasurable and less dangerous
> alternative: a cold beer. Also, many foreign brews have a high
> nutritive value derived from the various grains.
>
> Can you imagine a Maryland crab cake, ham on rye, or even a pizza
> accompanied by a reefer, lung full of crack, or heroin shot? It's no
> wonder they call those people "dopes," a good name for them.
>
> Way Back Jack


I brew my own beer, using premium kits. I currently have this ready:
http://www.art-of-brewing.co.uk/acatalog/img1158.jpg

This is currently fermenting:
http://www.art-of-brewing.co.uk/acatalog/img1303.jpg

This is currently conditioning, will be ready the end of next week:
http://www.art-of-brewing.co.uk/acatalog/img1157.jpg

--
Phil Stovell, South Hampshire, UK

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On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 08:13:57 GMT, "davon96720" >
wrote:

>Drank my share when I was young and dumb. Now only smoke, with 442 college
>credits, I prefer it. Had three beers this year, but smoke daily.
>aloha,
>davon


WOW, you sound like a candidate for a PhD in Black History.

Have any job offers yet?


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On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 08:57:26 +0200, Eric Johnson >
wrote:


>My opiate pharmaceuticals have -no- effect on my appetite or my enjoyment of
>god food.


They may may enhance your enjoyment of cock but they've had an adverse
effect on your mental status.

Or maybe you've always been this way.
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On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 16:09:26 GMT, (Way Back Jack)
wrote:

>On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 08:51:42 -0700, L Sternn > wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 11:21:38 GMT,
(Way Back Jack)
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 08:57:26 +0200, Eric Johnson >
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>My opiate pharmaceuticals have -no- effect on my appetite or my enjoyment of
>>>>god food.
>>>
>>>They may may enhance your enjoyment of cock but they've had an adverse
>>>effect on your mental status.
>>>
>>>Or maybe you've always been this way.

>>
>>
>>Since you claim to have a tested IQ of 138, yet display the mentality
>>of a 12 year old, we can only assume that alcohol is the cause of your
>>loss of brain function.

>
>Geez, it's noon and we're just receiving the first doper post of the
>day.
>


Have you ever considered that not everyone lives on the east coast?

I usually get up at 6, but on the weekends, I sometimes sleep as late
as 8 and if it was a hard nite, possibly even 9.

I've still got a couple hours to go until noon here and I've already
been up for a couple hours as well.

What time did you get up today?

>Hard night, eh?
>
>>It's a shame really.
>>
>>You could be a poster-boy against alcohol abuse.

>
>Meanwhile, you eat fat, drink booze, and do dope. You admit to those


So what? There is a difference between use and abuse.

>
>Worst of all, you're a groveling whigger.
>


No, you said a whigger was a white ******, and presumably you are
white, so that is what you are, not me.

>You could be a role model for immorality.
>


Not really - I'm too honest for one thing.

>You're not a NAMBLA boy ****er, are ya?


You must be since you're bringing it up.


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>I usually get up at 6, but on the weekends, I sometimes sleep as late
>as 8 and if it was a hard nite, possibly even 9.


Pure sloth.

>>Meanwhile, you eat fat, drink booze, and do dope. You admit to those

>
>So what? There is a difference between use and abuse.


Eating any amt. of saturated fat and using any amt. of dope are abuse.

>>You're not a NAMBLA boy ****er, are ya?

>
>You must be since you're bringing it up.


Geez, *I'm* bringing it up; young boys bring it up ... your really
*are* a pre-voit.

Next you'll be telling me that sheep cause you to bring it up too.
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"Way Back Jack" > wrote in message
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>
>>I usually get up at 6, but on the weekends, I sometimes sleep as late
>>as 8 and if it was a hard nite, possibly even 9.

>
> Pure sloth.


When a former employee of the Department of Redundancy Department,
where they toil not, neither do they spin, accuses someone of sloth you
have to laugh.


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Just got a nice gift: an 8-pack of beer, each one from a different
> foreign country. It's hard to imagine that someone would smoke, snort,
> or shoot-up when they could have a more pleasurable and less dangerous
> alternative: a cold beer. Also, many foreign brews have a high
> nutritive value derived from the various grains.
>
> Can you imagine a Maryland crab cake, ham on rye, or even a pizza
> accompanied by a reefer, lung full of crack, or heroin shot? It's no
> wonder they call those people "dopes," a good name for them.
>
> Way Back Jack



At first I thought your previous posts were sincere. Now I see that you are
just craving attention.. Maybe mummy or daddy weren't around enough.
Attacking cannabis users and touting the benefits of booze, all the while
having no facts to back it up..
I myself drink from time to time, but I still have enough brains to know
that it is a hideous poison..
Unless yer a milkbelly and you drink 2 beers at a time..
What's the point in that? HDL cholesterol? Who cares........
Yer 1 post away from Killfile so I don't have to read this tripe anymore.
I prefer the INTELLECTUAL or INTERESTING posts that are on alt.drugs.pot

-st-





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On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 16:09:26 +0000, Way Back Jack wrote:

> Geez, it's noon and we're just receiving the first doper post of the day.


Noon? You posted that at 16:09 GMT, that's 17:09 BST here in the UK.

Slept in with a hangover?
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Yup.

It is called Budweidser.


Howm Grone J

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In article > Eric Johnson > writes:
>On 8/7/05 4:58 AM, in article
. com, "kongo"
> wrote:
>> A real beer drinker already knows
>> the best shit (German or Czech beer)


>Actually the Germans acknowledge Belgium as the best place for beer.


Well, Belgium has the most varieties, anyway.

Which is best probably depends on your taste. I've had very good brews both
in Belgium and in Germany. If you're ever in Nuernburg, try the Rauschbier
(I think that's how it is spelled).

-Pete Zakel
)

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On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 22:29:54 GMT, (Pilsner Not
Pills) wrote:

why would you beat your beer, anyway?

Isn't that alcohol abuse?



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Pete nospam Zakel wrote:
>
> In article > Eric Johnson > writes:
> >On 8/7/05 4:58 AM, in article
> . com, "kongo"
> > wrote:
> >> A real beer drinker already knows
> >> the best shit (German or Czech beer)

>
> >Actually the Germans acknowledge Belgium as the best place for beer.

>
> Well, Belgium has the most varieties, anyway.
>
> Which is best probably depends on your taste. I've had very good brews both
> in Belgium and in Germany. If you're ever in Nuernburg, try the Rauschbier
> (I think that's how it is spelled).


smoky flavor -- yum! and you did spell it right.

b
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Marijuana: it's nowhere near as scary as they want you to think.
truth: the Anti-drugwar http://www.briancbennett.com

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"brian bennett" > schreef in bericht
...
> Pete nospam Zakel wrote:
>>
>> In article > Eric Johnson
>> > writes:
>> >On 8/7/05 4:58 AM, in article
>> . com, "kongo"
>> > wrote:
>> >> A real beer drinker already knows
>> >> the best shit (German or Czech beer)

>>
>> >Actually the Germans acknowledge Belgium as the best place for beer.

>>
>> Well, Belgium has the most varieties, anyway.
>>
>> Which is best probably depends on your taste. I've had very good brews
>> both
>> in Belgium and in Germany. If you're ever in Nuernburg, try the
>> Rauschbier
>> (I think that's how it is spelled).

>
> smoky flavor -- yum! and you did spell it right.
>

No he didn't. But seen your interests, you would probably want it that way.


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"brian bennett" > schreef in bericht
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> Pete nospam Zakel wrote:
>>
>> In article > Eric Johnson
>> > writes:
>> >On 8/7/05 4:58 AM, in article
>> . com, "kongo"
>> > wrote:
>> >> A real beer drinker already knows
>> >> the best shit (German or Czech beer)

>>
>> >Actually the Germans acknowledge Belgium as the best place for beer.

>>
>> Well, Belgium has the most varieties, anyway.
>>
>> Which is best probably depends on your taste. I've had very good brews
>> both
>> in Belgium and in Germany. If you're ever in Nuernburg, try the
>> Rauschbier
>> (I think that's how it is spelled).

>
> smoky flavor -- yum! and you did spell it right.
>

No he didn't. But seen your interests, you would probably want it that way.


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