Home |
Search |
Today's Posts |
![]() |
|
Barbecue (alt.food.barbecue) Discuss barbecue and grilling--southern style "low and slow" smoking of ribs, shoulders and briskets, as well as direct heat grilling of everything from burgers to salmon to vegetables. |
Reply |
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
|
Posted to rec.nude,alt.food.barbecue,alt.sex.snuff.cannibalism
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
Hello,
I'm new to this cannibalism and femcan thing, but my boyfriends wants to be roasted alive on a spit and I've agreed to cook him. Can you give me some advice, so that he will cook nicely? How can I cook a whole man? Which spices and sauces do I need to use? How long will it take, until he is done? Thanks, Stephanie |
Posted to rec.nude,alt.food.barbecue,alt.sex.snuff.cannibalism
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
On Dec 26, 12:33*pm, "Stephanie" >
wrote: > Hello, > > I'm new to this cannibalism and femcan thing, but my boyfriends wants to be > roasted alive on a spit and I've agreed to cook him. > > Can you give me some advice, so that he will cook nicely? > > How can I cook a whole man? > > Which spices and sauces do I need to use? > > How long will it take, until he is done? > > Thanks, > > Stephanie hello |
Posted to rec.nude,alt.food.barbecue,alt.sex.snuff.cannibalism
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
On Dec 26, 12:33*pm, "Stephanie" >
wrote: > Hello, > > I'm new to this cannibalism and femcan thing, but my boyfriends wants to be > roasted alive on a spit and I've agreed to cook him. > > Can you give me some advice, so that he will cook nicely? > > How can I cook a whole man? > > Which spices and sauces do I need to use? > > How long will it take, until he is done? > > Thanks, > > Stephanie Here are a few pieces of advice. 1. You can spit him many ways. I normally attach a small board to the spit and then use some strong string to tie him to the board and spit. 2. In regards to spices/sauces, prepare him like you would pork. 3. Generally, you need to cook a man for 15-20 minutes per pound. 4. Make sure that you keep him high enough of the ground so that the flames can't burn the body. If you have any other questions, contact me: . Please send pictures of the man before, while cooking, and after. |
Posted to alt.food.barbecue
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
I need a chef
|
Posted to alt.food.barbecue
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
On Friday, December 30, 2011 at 9:35:15 PM UTC-5, Boycannibal wrote:
> On Dec 26, 12:33Â*pm, "Stephanie" > > wrote: > > Hello, > > > > I'm new to this cannibalism and femcan thing, but my boyfriends wants to be > > roasted alive on a spit and I've agreed to cook him. > > > > Can you give me some advice, so that he will cook nicely? > > > > How can I cook a whole man? > > > > Which spices and sauces do I need to use? > > > > How long will it take, until he is done? > > > > Thanks, > > > > Stephanie > > Here are a few pieces of advice. > > 1. You can spit him many ways. I normally attach a small board to the > spit and then use some strong string to tie him to the board and spit. > > 2. In regards to spices/sauces, prepare him like you would pork. > > 3. Generally, you need to cook a man for 15-20 minutes per pound. > > 4. Make sure that you keep him high enough of the ground so that the > flames can't burn the body. > > If you have any other questions, contact me: > . > > Please send pictures of the man before, while cooking, and after. Of all the men who could/should have been spit roasted I haven't seen evidence of one that was... |
Posted to alt.food.barbecue
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
I am a young cannibal dude!! I was only 17 when I roasted my first young longpig!! The young longpig, named Buck, I picked up hitchhiking. Buck was a high school sophomore and was on the wrestling and football teams. Buck was 6'3" tall and weighed 245 pounds. A nice beefy longpig!! My parents had been dead for 3 yrs. My 25yr old uncle, Billy was also a cannibal, and both of us loved morbid stuff!! So I was so excited when I got back home as Buck and I got out of the truck as I grinned real wide as I proudly said guess who brought home the bacon??!! Billy grinned real wide as he left and came back with a 10 foot skewering pole!! Billy said show your stuff, as the cooks were already red hot!! I told Buck to take off his clothes. Buck the lay face down on our picnic table. Billy and I licked our lips looking at our hunky meal!! I spread Bucks legs far apart and began to loosen up Bucks spinchter muscle. It took me 10 minutes to loosen Bucks spinchter muscle!! Billy held down Bucks shoulders as I began shoving the pole in Bucks as.
It was cool as Bucks body stiffened as the pole went through his body. The pole came out the longpig mouth as 5 feet was out of the longpig mouth. We basted the young longpig and cooked the pig for 9 hours. I then had my first taste of longpig!! I closed my eyes in pure ecstassy!!! |
|
|||
|
|||
![]() Quote:
|
Posted to alt.food.barbecue
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
On Monday, December 26, 2011 at 9:33:24 AM UTC-8, Stephanie wrote:
> Hello, > > I'm new to this cannibalism and femcan thing, but my boyfriends wants to be > roasted alive on a spit and I've agreed to cook him. > > Can you give me some advice, so that he will cook nicely? > > How can I cook a whole man? > > Which spices and sauces do I need to use? > > How long will it take, until he is done? > > Thanks, > > Stephanie if you want to roast another longpig , im very meaty and willing !!! |
Posted to alt.food.barbecue
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
On Sunday, 31 May 2020 at 12:35:58 UTC+2, wrote:
> On Monday, December 26, 2011 at 9:33:24 AM UTC-8, Stephanie wrote: > > Hello, > > > > I'm new to this cannibalism and femcan thing, but my boyfriends wants to be > > roasted alive on a spit and I've agreed to cook him. > > > > Can you give me some advice, so that he will cook nicely? > > > > How can I cook a whole man? > > > > Which spices and sauces do I need to use? > > > > How long will it take, until he is done? > > > > Thanks, > > > > Stephanie > if you want to roast another longpig , im very meaty and willing !!! I like to cock an human pig? Contact me |
Posted to alt.food.barbecue
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
poniedziaÅ‚ek, 21 wrzeÅ›nia 2020 oÂ*17:20:52 UTC+2 Julen Robles napisaÅ‚(a):
> On Sunday, 31 May 2020 at 12:35:58 UTC+2, wrote: > > On Monday, December 26, 2011 at 9:33:24 AM UTC-8, Stephanie wrote: > > > Hello, > > > > > > I'm new to this cannibalism and femcan thing, but my boyfriends wants to be > > > roasted alive on a spit and I've agreed to cook him. > > > > > > Can you give me some advice, so that he will cook nicely? > > > > > > How can I cook a whole man? > > > > > > Which spices and sauces do I need to use? > > > > > > How long will it take, until he is done? > > > > > > Thanks, > > > > > > Stephanie > > if you want to roast another longpig , im very meaty and willing !!! > I like to cock an human pig? Contact me he wants to be a pig and be slaughtered |
Reply |
Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
Display Modes | |
|
|
![]() |
||||
Thread | Forum | |||
700° Degree Roast Chicken (kinda long...) | General Cooking | |||
How Long Do You Cook Roast Beef, Pork Chops, Or Baby Back Ribs? | Barbecue | |||
The 10th Annual Schaller State Fair Ribbon Report - The Queen is Dead! Long live the Queen! - But Life Ain't Bad (Long) | Preserving | |||
How Long Do I Roast 2 Cornish Game Hens? | General Cooking | |||
First time roast chicken (kind of long) | General Cooking |