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Just received this from a friend. Thought I'd share... ;-)

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. So, instead, they sometimes take
the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy to reach. The
apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,
they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come
along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of
the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's
up to women to stomp the stuffens out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with all the good apples you know.

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It's cute. You do know that apples just need a little more pressure
applied to make them into wine, right?


Joe

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