ps, just in case anyone was thinking about trying this mlm scam, it isn't
actually something that you're allowed to do, contrary to the post's claims.
if you read the paypal user agreement, you'll notice that they prohibit
using your account for participating in mlm/get rich quick schemes. and
since you're only allowed to have one account per user, you don't really
want to screw it up with something like this.

"poolsharks" > wrote in message
.cable.rogers.com...
> THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!!!!!
>
> You are requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it!!
> Like most of us I was a little skeptical and little worried about the
legal
> aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the
> U.S. Post Office (1-800-238-5355)
> and they confirmed that it is indeed legal!!
>
> MAKE THOUSANDS!!!
>
> Follow the directions below and in weeks you'll have up to
> $20000.00 in your PayPal account. There is a very high rate of
> participation in the program because of its low investment and high
> rate of return. Just $5.00 to one person!
>
> If you are a skeptic and don't think the program will work, I urge
> you to give it a try anyway! It REALLY WORKS! Why do you think so many
people are promoting it ?
>
> LOOK AT IT THIS WAY:
> If the Program is a total failure for you and you never get even $1.00 in
return, your total loss will be the $5.00!((( If you are not yet a paypal
member, there is no risk at all!!!)))
>
> If the Program is only moderately successful for
> you, your PayPal account will have several hundred dollars deposited
> into it within the next few days! If you actively participate in the
Program, you could have up to $20,000.00 in your PayPal account within two
weeks! If you're not already a user of PayPal, the very first thing you need
to do is go to PayPal and sign up. It takes two minutes and ((Pay Pal will
deposit $5.00 in your account just for becoming a member)))
> **That makes this program's total cost $0!!!
>
> https://www.paypal.com
>
> Now log into your PayPal account, and send the PayPal account of the
person listed in Position 1 $5.00
> PayPal will ask you to select type. (Select "service" and put "$5.00
donation" for subject.) When person in Position 1 receives notification of
your payment, you can simply copy this page and change the names in position
#1 & #2 & #3 as instructed. Remember, only the person in Position 1 on the
list gets your $5.00 donation. Send them a donation then remove #1 PayPal
account from the list. Move the other two accounts up & add YOUR Paypal
account to 3rd position.
> After you have retyped the names in the new order,
>
> IMMEDIATELY send the revised message to as many people as possible.
> PROMOTE! PROMOTE!In Newsgroups as shown below.The more you promote the
Program, the more you will receive in donations!! That's all there is to it.
>
> When your name reaches Position 1 (usually in less than a week) it
> will be your turn to receive the cash. $5.00 will be sent
> to your PayPal account by people just like you who are willing to send
> $5.00 donation and receive up to $20,000 in less than
> two weeks. Because there are only (3) names on the list you can
> anticipate 80% of your cash within two weeks.
>
> Anytime you find yourself short on cash just take out your $5.00
> donation program and send it to 50 prospects. Imagine if you
> sent it to 100 or even more. Most people spend more than $5 on the
> lottery every week with no real hope of ever winning.
>
> THIS PROGRAM WORKS !- JUST TRY IT!
>
> POSITION # 1 PAYPAL ACCOUNT:
>
> POSITION # 2 PAYPAL ACCOUNT:
>
> POSITION # 3 PAYPAL ACCOUNT:
>
> Integrity and honesty make this plan work.
> Participants who actively promote this program will average between $8000
and $12000 and receive the donations within two weeks.
>
> This is not a chain letter. You are simply making a donation of $5.00 to
another person. The Program does not violate title
> 18 section 1302 of the Postal and lottery code.
>
> Remember -TIME is of the essence. YOU can choose to live
> Paycheck-to-Paycheck or live FREE from FINANCIAL BONDAGE. Become a
> part of the donation program and help people help people.
>
> This program is about helping each other!
>
> Success is a journey - Not a destination!
>
> Start Your Journey TODAY!!!!
>
> --comments/feeback(please post your feedback/experiences here)---
>
>
> Not bad for 1 hr's work....made me around $5320 in roughly 35 days
> Katie (Texas)
>
> I had to wait around 10 days before I had any results - $13,450 as of 3rd
Jan 2003 to date (14th Feb 2003). I am gonna re-post it again for more
money!!
> Del (Ontario-Canada)
>
> cool....didn't expect much out of this initially but I've been making
enough to pay my credit card bills. Great!!!
> Lorraine (Canada)
>
>
> *****DIRECTIONS FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWS GROUPS!!!*****
>
> STEP ONE: You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own
posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and drag
your cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'copy' from the edit
menu.This will copy the entire letter into the computer's memory.
>
> STEP TWO:
> Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor at the top
> of the blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will
> paste a copy of the letter into the notepad so that you will add your name
to the list.
>
> STEP THREE:
> Save your new notepad file as a text file. If you want to do your
> posting in different settings, you'll always have this file to go back to.
>
> STEP FOUR:
> You can use a program like "newsbin" to post to all the newsgroups.
> You can find this program at <http://www.download.com>.
>
> Use Netscape or Internet Explorer and try searching for various new
> groups (on- line forums, message boards, chat sites, discussions.)
>
> STEP FIVE:
> Visit message boards and post this article as a new message by
> highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste from the edit
menu. Fill in the subject, this will be the header that everyone sees as
they scroll through the list of postings in a particular group, click the
post message button. You're done.
>
> Congratulations!!!!!!
>
> THAT'S IT!! All you have to do, and It Really works!!!
>
> Best Wishes
>
>
>
>

"JPF" > wrote in message
...
> Thanks you so much for quoting 150 lines of shit to add your two
> cents.
>
did you have a bad day or something? what's the problem? i just hit reply,
typed, and sent the message. what difference does it make to you? it's not
like you have to read the obvious prior message.

"katie" > wrote in message e.rogers.com>...
> "JPF" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Thanks you so much for quoting 150 lines of shit to add your two
> > cents.
> >
> did you have a bad day or something? what's the problem? i just hit reply,
> typed, and sent the message. what difference does it make to you? it's not
> like you have to read the obvious prior message.

Because you're a top-posting dumbass, and had to quote the whole
****ing piece of shitty spam to give out your stupid "advice" to
someone who doesn't give a shit what you think anyway!

Here's some clues for an obvious USENET newbie:

1.) Don't top-post. It just proves that you're lazy and
inconsiderate.

2.) Don't full-quote. Top-posting wouldn't be so bad if you ****ing
idiots would just trim out the irrelevant crap you're responding to.
See 1.) for reference.

3.) Try and avoid looking like a complete **** by not whining about
someone's reply to YOU, when you are doing the same goddamn thing in
your original post.

You have your clues, but I doubt you're bright enough to comprehend
them.
--
Jonesy

> Here's some clues for an obvious USENET newbie:

and the last but not the least rule:

4.) Don't phucken crosspost to every phucken newsgroup in the usenet

"Pekka@K" > wrote in message >...
> > Here's some clues for an obvious USENET newbie:
>
> and the last but not the least rule:
>
> 4.) Don't phucken crosspost to every phucken newsgroup in the usenet

Thanks, I forgot that one. If I knew which x-posted ng the stupid
bitch was posting from, I'd trim the list. Oh, well - the irony of
x-posting to chide an x-poster: another fun thing about uselessnet.
--
Jonesy (with apologies to all the x-posted groups)