On Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:53:46 GMT, TimC
> wrote:

>On 2006-08-16, Kevin S Wilson (aka Bruce)
> was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
>> On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 19:10:57 GMT, "Spud" > wrote:
>>>
>>>Also, please be respectful of others and DON'T CROSSPOST KEVIN.
>>
>> My computer does it automatically.
>
>How does one crosspost Kevins anyway?

Dinner and a movie would be a nice start.

--
"Danked," the past participle of "dank", is used to refer to someone
who replies to his own post on an online forum posing as another person
(see "Internet sock puppet") but forgetting to change his username . . . .
This was an act of stupidity meriting a name of its own, and because the hapless
contributor's username was Danks, the term "dank" or "danked" emerged.
-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danked

On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 22:21:36 GMT, "Aloke Prasad"
> wrote:

>
>"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message
.. .
>
>> WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU FREAKS SPEAK ENGLISH INSTEAD OF THIS CRAZY
>> MADE-UP LANGUAGE THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS?!
>>
>> "LOL" "HTH" "HAND" "WTF"
>>
>> ARE YOU ALL RETARTED OR SOMETHING?!
>
>Here is a primer on the language of Internet.
>
>http://www.netlingo.com/emailsh.cfm
>
Like I'm dumb enough to clink on a link that leads to an executable
file!! Most likely it's a virus or a TLA.

--
"Danked," the past participle of "dank", is used to refer to someone
who replies to his own post on an online forum posing as another person
(see "Internet sock puppet") but forgetting to change his username . . . .
This was an act of stupidity meriting a name of its own, and because the hapless
contributor's username was Danks, the term "dank" or "danked" emerged.
-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danked

"Scott Dorsey" > wrote

>>>LOL!
>>
>>WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU FREAKS SPEAK ENGLISH INSTEAD OF THIS CRAZY
>>MADE-UP LANGUAGE THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS?!
>>
>>"LOL" "HTH" "HAND" "WTF"
>
> RTFM.

Dorsey remains eternally clueless.

--oTTo--

On Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:09:26 GMT, Thomas Silverstein
> wrote:

>On Wed, Shen wrote:
>> Emily,
>> Who knew your question would prompt such ludicrous, vulgar, and
>> irresponsible reactions from all these LITTLE BOYS?

I certainly didn't see it coming. Seems VERY untypical of the Usernet
(tm).

>> I'm hoping they are over their tantrums and have paused a while to grow
>> up.

That's some long pause.

>> This is a tea group isn't it? And not a feminine hygeine discussion.

I'm not in a chat room about tea. BTW, do you know of a chat room
about feminine hygeine?

>
>No doubt.
>
>I was totally repulsed when that guy made some post about the
>tablespoon full of poop he discovered in his undergarments.

I think he was making all that stuff up.

--
"Danked," the past participle of "dank", is used to refer to someone
who replies to his own post on an online forum posing as another person
(see "Internet sock puppet") but forgetting to change his username . . . .
This was an act of stupidity meriting a name of its own, and because the hapless
contributor's username was Danks, the term "dank" or "danked" emerged.
-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danked

"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote

>>> This is a tea group isn't it? And not a feminine hygeine discussion.
>
> I'm not in a chat room about tea. BTW, do you know of a chat room
> about feminine hygeine?

SUBSCRIBE!

--oTTo--

On 16 Aug 2006 21:28:44 GMT, wrote:

>No neurons were used when Mark Edwards > wrote:
>> [snips]
>> Really? I thought it was like the "phhbt!" sound, when you give
>> someone a "Bronze Cheer." You learn something new every day.
>
>Dat's da Bronix Cheer, (insultative name deleted)!

So let me get this straight. You wrote an "insultative" name and then
deleted it. Now you feel the need to tell us that you deleted it. What
do you do when you correct a typo before posting?
>
>You *******. This old man got caught by your slimey cross-posting!

Don't worry. I fixed it for you.

--
"Danked," the past participle of "dank", is used to refer to someone
who replies to his own post on an online forum posing as another person
(see "Internet sock puppet") but forgetting to change his username . . . .
This was an act of stupidity meriting a name of its own, and because the hapless
contributor's username was Danks, the term "dank" or "danked" emerged.
-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danked

On 2006-08-17, Mordechai Housman > wrote:

> "Bryce Utting" > wrote in message

>> hmmmm: sounds like the same DLL hell problem my cousin had. try
>> deleting all DLLs in your Windows/system32 directory and see what
>> happens.
>
> If you're going to do that, might I suggest you also delete all those
> pesky EXE files, and INI files, and all that sort of thing. After all,
> they're only taking up space on the hard drive, doing the important
> things you want the computer to do.
>
> Boy I hope no one is actually obeying any of the instructions in this
> thread!

I'm stumped. I can't even find find this crazy directory Bryce
mentioned.

When I went out at lunchtime a crazy and/or prophetic guy on the
street muttered "look in "drive c" to me. Well, the closest thing
I've got is a /dev/hdc but there's *nothing* in there now and when there
is anything it's always *read-only*!

Anyway, I've got bigger fish to fry than this CROSS PSOT KEVIN
problem. My fancy new Finux installation is missing
drivers/input/hollerith.ko and I can't read my old Fortran programs.

--
The dark smell of dankness grew stronger and stronger.
[G.P. Taylor]

On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 23:54:06 GMT, "Spud" > wrote:

>
>>>
>>>Also, please be respectful of others and DON'T CROSSPOST KEVIN.
>>
>> My computer does it automatically.
>
>
>Oh come on, you can't highlight and hit the delete key to remove the cross
>posts? Get Outlook Express for Dummies.
>

Why would I use a piece of software with such an insulting name?
Buying it would only encourage that "the consumer is an idiot"
mentality.

--
"Danked," the past participle of "dank", is used to refer to someone
who replies to his own post on an online forum posing as another person
(see "Internet sock puppet") but forgetting to change his username . . . .
This was an act of stupidity meriting a name of its own, and because the hapless
contributor's username was Danks, the term "dank" or "danked" emerged.
-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danked

On 2006-08-17, TimC > wrote:
> On 2006-08-16, Kevin S Wilson (aka Bruce)
> was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
>> On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 19:10:57 GMT, "Spud" > wrote:
>>>
>>>Also, please be respectful of others and DON'T CROSSPOST KEVIN.
>>
>> My computer does it automatically.
>
> How does one crosspost Kevins anyway?

It could be some kind of fancy IT jargon. I found a page on teh
interweb that says it means "Kilo-Engine Visual Instruction Network"
but maybe that's a typo for "Kibo-Engine"?

--
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flung himself at full length on the floor, and shed bitter tears, and
abandoned himself to dark despair. [Kenneth Grahame]

On Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:10:00 GMT, "Mordechai Housman"
> wrote:

>"Bryce Utting" > wrote in message
...
>> Adam Funk > wrote:
>>>> Oh come on, you can't highlight and hit the delete key to remove the
>>>> cross
>>>> posts? Get Outlook Express for Dummies.
>>>
>>> Is that some kind of "mouse" manoeuvre? My newsreader doesn't do
>>> *anything* when I move my "mouse". Did you write that book?
>>
>> hmmmm: sounds like the same DLL hell problem my cousin had. try
>> deleting all DLLs in your Windows/system32 directory and see what
>> happens.
>
>If you're going to do that, might I suggest you also delete all those
>pesky EXE files, and INI files, and all that sort of thing. After all,
>they're only taking up space on the hard drive, doing the important
>things you want the computer to do.
>
>Boy I hope no one is actually obeying any of the instructions in this
>thread!

What kind of idiot would actually believe that those instructions were
posted with the intent that they be taken seriously?

Oh. Wait.

Um . . . sorry.

You can go back to seriously correcting those serious instructions
now.

--
"Danked," the past participle of "dank", is used to refer to someone
who replies to his own post on an online forum posing as another person
(see "Internet sock puppet") but forgetting to change his username . . . .
This was an act of stupidity meriting a name of its own, and because the hapless
contributor's username was Danks, the term "dank" or "danked" emerged.
-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danked

On Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:18:31 -0400, "Otto Bahn"
> wrote:

>"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote
>
>>>> This is a tea group isn't it? And not a feminine hygeine discussion.
>>
>> I'm not in a chat room about tea. BTW, do you know of a chat room
>> about feminine hygeine?
>
>SUBSCRIBE!
>
You're new to the Usernet (tm), right? That command doesn't work. Use
the following command instead (without the quotation points):

"ADD ME TO THE LITS"

--
"Danked," the past participle of "dank", is used to refer to someone
who replies to his own post on an online forum posing as another person
(see "Internet sock puppet") but forgetting to change his username . . . .
This was an act of stupidity meriting a name of its own, and because the hapless
contributor's username was Danks, the term "dank" or "danked" emerged.
-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danked

"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote

>>"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote
>>
>>>>> This is a tea group isn't it? And not a feminine hygeine discussion.
>>>
>>> I'm not in a chat room about tea. BTW, do you know of a chat room
>>> about feminine hygeine?
>>
>>SUBSCRIBE!
>>
> You're new to the Usernet (tm), right?

Usernet?! I'm surfing the web with IE. Tools --> News.

> That command doesn't work. Use
> the following command instead (without the quotation points):
>
> "ADD ME TO THE LITS"

Don't be stupid. I remember litservers, and the command
was SUBSCRIBE.

--oTTo--

Otto Bahn wrote:

> Don't be stupid. I remember litservers, and the command
> was SUBSCRIBE.

Unsubscribe

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Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> BTW, do you know of a chat room
> about feminine hygeine?

Do you ever read that "not so fresh" newsgroup?

"Citizen_Cain" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Bryce Utting" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Mark Edwards > wrote:
>> > Now that's just stupid. The language of the interweb is English,
>> > since it's owned by America.
>>
>> quit trolling: the English language is NOT owned by America, they're
>> merely squatting.
>>
>>
>
> OVER ENGLAND'S FACE

GYAC

In article >,
Marc Goodman > wrote:

> Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> > BTW, do you know of a chat room
> > about feminine hygeine?
>
> Do you ever read that "not so fresh" newsgroup?

For the ultimate in feminine freshness, here is the ultimate product:

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/commercials/Woomba/
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

Barky Bark wrote:
> it is shameful

What?

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
news
> In article >,
> Marc Goodman > wrote:
>
> > Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> > > BTW, do you know of a chat room
> > > about feminine hygeine?
> >
> > Do you ever read that "not so fresh" newsgroup?
>
> For the ultimate in feminine freshness, here is the ultimate product:
>
> http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/commercials/Woomba/
> --

How brilliantly funny is that!! hahahaha!!



--
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On Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:39:29 -0400, Otto Bahn wrote:

>"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote
>
>>>"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote
>>>
>>>>>> This is a tea group isn't it? And not a feminine hygeine discussion.
>>>>
>>>> I'm not in a chat room about tea. BTW, do you know of a chat room
>>>> about feminine hygeine?
>>>
>>>SUBSCRIBE!
>>>
>> You're new to the Usernet (tm), right?
>
>Usernet?! I'm surfing the web with IE. Tools --> News.
>
>> That command doesn't work. Use
>> the following command instead (without the quotation points):
>>
>> "ADD ME TO THE LITS"
>
>Don't be stupid. I remember litservers, and the command
>was SUBSCRIBE.

That was only in college, and the litservers made you specify
language. I hated the postmodern litserver, with it's "This is not a
litserver" message and its refusal to call Cervantes a postmodernist.

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"My dog ate my gratitude journal." -- Paula


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In article >,
"cybercat" > wrote:

> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> news
> > In article >,
> > Marc Goodman > wrote:
> >
> > > Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> > > > BTW, do you know of a chat room
> > > > about feminine hygeine?
> > >
> > > Do you ever read that "not so fresh" newsgroup?
> >
> > For the ultimate in feminine freshness, here is the ultimate product:
> >
> > http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/commercials/Woomba/
> > --
>
> How brilliantly funny is that!! hahahaha!!

<snicker>
Blame that one on sf.
She sent it to me by private e-mail weeks ago. ;-)
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

"TimC" > wrote in
message
...

>> Boy I hope no one is actually obeying any of the instructions in this
>> thread!
>
> Sure! My computer boots a lot quicker now. There's only one small
> problem. I can't "login" into my harddisk with my "mouse". Could you
> tell me what I have done wrong?

No problem at all. You need to keep pressing that button under the
coffee cup holder. Press it no less than seventeen times. If you're
compulsive obsessive, this is good practice.

After that, follow steps 2, 5, 10, 13, 14, 15, 19, 24, and most of the
rest of the steps in the Microsoft Anything Manual, which are all the
same thing: wait, wait, and wait some more. After that, you can take it
easy for a while, and then your computer will do everything you expect
it to do. (In other words, nothing much.)

"Adam Funk" > wrote in message
news
> On 2006-08-17, Mordechai Housman > wrote:
>
>> "Bryce Utting" > wrote in message
>
>>> hmmmm: sounds like the same DLL hell problem my cousin had. try
>>> deleting all DLLs in your Windows/system32 directory and see what
>>> happens.
>>
>> If you're going to do that, might I suggest you also delete all those
>> pesky EXE files, and INI files, and all that sort of thing. After
>> all,
>> they're only taking up space on the hard drive, doing the important
>> things you want the computer to do.
>>
>> Boy I hope no one is actually obeying any of the instructions in this
>> thread!
>
> I'm stumped. I can't even find find this crazy directory Bryce
> mentioned.
>
> When I went out at lunchtime a crazy and/or prophetic guy on the
> street muttered "look in "drive c" to me. Well, the closest thing
> I've got is a /dev/hdc but there's *nothing* in there now and when
> there
> is anything it's always *read-only*!
>
> Anyway, I've got bigger fish to fry than this CROSS PSOT KEVIN
> problem. My fancy new Finux installation is missing
> drivers/input/hollerith.ko and I can't read my old Fortran programs.

Well, you know the old Beatles tune, "Write in C." (When I find my code
in tons of trouble, friends and neighbors come to me, speaking words of
wisdom: Write in C.)

"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message
...
> On Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:10:00 GMT, "Mordechai Housman"

>>Boy I hope no one is actually obeying any of the instructions in this
>>thread!
>
> What kind of idiot would actually believe that those instructions were
> posted with the intent that they be taken seriously?
>
> Oh. Wait.
>
> Um . . . sorry.
>
> You can go back to seriously correcting those serious instructions
> now.

Evidently you forgot for a moment that this was the internet.

"Alan Truism" > wrote in message
oups.com...
>
> Barky Bark wrote:
>> it is shameful
>
> What?

It just is.

[snips]

No cluons were harmed when Julia Altshuler >
wrote:
>You might be interested in these sources:
>http://wordsmith.org/words/bronx_cheer.html
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronx_cheer
>http://www.answers.com/topic/bronx-cheer
>
>Googling on "bronze cheer" gives only 2 pages of hits, and none of
>them say anything about definition or word origins.

Or I might not be interested. After all, it's right there in DC
Comics' Fantastic Four magz. Ben Grimm (okay, Stan Lee, but you know
what I mean) invented the Bronze Cheer as a joke, and it just caught
on.

What possible reason would I have for posting this, if it weren't
true?


Mark Edwards
--
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request

No cluons were harmed when "Mordechai Housman"
> wrote:
>Well, you know the old Beatles tune, "Write in C." (When I find my
>code
>in tons of trouble, friends and neighbors come to me, speaking words
>of
>wisdom: Write in C.)

I thought it was "...speaking words of disdain: write VB".


Mark Edwards
--
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request

In article >, wrote:
[snip]
>
>You're new to the Usernet (tm), right? [...]

G'day mate.

If yer gunna use "tm" then get the friggin' terms right, okay?
It's USENET.

Friggin' newbies ... mumble, mumble...

Cheers, Phred.

--
LID

TimC wrote:

>> WHAT YOU SAY !!!
>
> YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.

CROSS PSOT FOR GREAT JUSTICE

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Hail Eris! On Fri, 18 Aug 2006 01:20:06 +0000, Mark Edwards wrote:
> No cluons were harmed when Julia Altshuler wrote:
>>You might be interested in these sources:
>>http://wordsmith.org/words/bronx_cheer.html
>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronx_cheer
>>http://www.answers.com/topic/bronx-cheer
>>
>>Googling on "bronze cheer" gives only 2 pages of hits, and none of them
>>say anything about definition or word origins.
>
> Or I might not be interested. After all, it's right there in DC Comics'
> Fantastic Four magz. Ben Grimm (okay, Stan Lee, but you know what I mean)
> invented the Bronze Cheer as a joke, and it just caught on.
>
> What possible reason would I have for posting this, if it weren't true?

Well, maybe you're just trying to bullshit everyone for the hell of it.

<aside>
DC Comics' "Fantastic Four magz"...Oh, REALLY?

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>

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Joseph Bartlo wrote:
> A big mean meanie and heavyweight kookologist responding to my text
> and making me look like a colossal idiot. No more whinges to this mean
> person who keeps pounding my ass into the ground - you go on the lits
> of people who have trounced me. The state I left that group was
> embarassing to me. There were too many posts to follow them all, and I
> know a lot of people were saying mean things about me - but a few
> sucked up. So it was best at that point rather than to browse all the
> crap to simply make a standard post telling people a lot of bullshit
> I'd just made up. I did that on many other groups, but the war is only
> fought here. If anyone thinks I am the least bit kidding, consider how
> long this has been going, how little I have accomplished (i.e., how
> much the mean, mean kookologists have changed everything), and that I
> have a lot of goats to blow.
-- in MID: >

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lgate.org>

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I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
>

"This bandwidth has been rescued from AOL." -- mimus

No-one expects the Fannish Inquisition!

[snip teabags and bronze cheers and hairless white kittens; mittens
on bullfrogs and teaspoons of shittin'; brightly dyed magz of the
Fantastic Four - these are the things that make me a boor]

Mark Edwards wrote:
>> What possible reason would I have for posting this, if it weren't
>> true?


No cluons were harmed when Lola Stonewall Riot
> wrote:
>Well, maybe you're just trying to bullshit everyone for the hell of
>it.

Well there *is* that distinct possibility...

I hope you weren't holding your breath... No, I said *NOT* holding
your... oh shit! Does anyone here know CPR? Is that a defibrillator
there? Quick, bring it here...

CLEAR! Clear, DAMMIT! Oh great, now there's two of you.
Damndamndamndamndamndamn!

Well, nothing for it but to use the isopropanol and some matches.

<walks away whistling tunelessly, and takes the fire extinguisher as
he leaves/>


Mark Edwards
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Adam Funk > wrote:
>TimC wrote:
>>> WHAT YOU SAY !!!
>>
>> YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
>
>CROSS PSOT FOR GREAT JUSTICE

TAKE OFF EVERY GROUP!

Dave "shortest thread ever" DeLaney
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It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
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I was busily flonking away in %g, when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly
made me reply to Mark Edwards:

> [snip teabags and bronze cheers and hairless white kittens; mittens on
> bullfrogs and teaspoons of shittin'; brightly dyed magz of the Fantastic
> Four - these are the things that make me a boor]
>
> Mark Edwards wrote:
>>> What possible reason would I have for posting this, if it weren't true?
>
> No cluons were harmed when Lola Stonewall Riot wrote:
>>Well, maybe you're just trying to bullshit everyone for the hell of it.
>
> Well there *is* that distinct possibility...
>
> I hope you weren't holding your breath... No, I said *NOT* holding your...
> oh shit! Does anyone here know CPR? Is that a defibrillator there? Quick,
> bring it here...
>
> CLEAR! Clear, DAMMIT! Oh great, now there's two of you.
> Damndamndamndamndamndamn!
>
> Well, nothing for it but to use the isopropanol and some matches.
>
> <walks away whistling tunelessly, and takes the fire extinguisher as he
> leaves/>

What, you mean you think DC came up with the Fantastic Four??? ROFL!!

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On 18 Aug 2006 23:20:15 -0000, Don Salad >
wrote:

(Phred) wrote:
>
>> In article >, wrote:
>> [snip]
>> >
>> >You're new to the Usernet (tm), right? [...]
>>
>> G'day mate.
>>
>> If yer gunna use "tm" then get the friggin' terms right, okay?
>> It's USENET.
>>
>> Friggin' newbies ... mumble, mumble...
>
>In our froup it's always been called the Usernet (tm).
>
I can't imagine what else you WOULD call it. That's the official name,
after all.

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who replies to his own post on an online forum posing as another person
(see "Internet sock puppet") but forgetting to change his username . . . .
This was an act of stupidity meriting a name of its own, and because the hapless
contributor's username was Danks, the term "dank" or "danked" emerged.
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"Food Snob" > wrote in
oups.com:

>
> lab~rat >:-) wrote:
>> On 14 Aug 2006 05:54:55 -0700, "Alan Truism"
>> > puked:
>>
>> >Mark Edwards wrote:
>> >> No cluons were harmed when Emil Harrison
>> >> > wrote:
>> >> >I was wondering if it was O.K. to use teabags more
>> >> >than once.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Forget teabags. Use loose leaf and a decent infuser. I
>> >prefer the basket style infusers to the crappy teaballs
>> >that hang on a chain.
>>
>> Lipton's cold brew iced tea is much better than any of
>> that clumsy crap. Good god, it's the 21st century! Why
>> anyone wants to fiddle **** with packing tea in devices
>> and all that is beyond me.
>
> The Lipton you write of is lower quality and far more
> expensive than loose tea.
> I get this for $7.99 a kilo at the local global grocer:
> http://www.coffeeam.com/royceygun12l.html
>
> If you have more money than time, and care more about ease
> of preparation than taste, go ahead and stick with the
> Lipton.
>

I use lipton when in a hurry - it suffices, especially with
sugar and lemon.

> I use this old fashioned tool called a tea strainer:
> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...3-2852062-4671
> 833?v=glance&vi=reviews&n=284507
>>

I use a french coffee press. Steeps the tea free-form, and
then you can sink the press-plate whatsit about 3/4 of the way
down and pour out a nice cup of tea

>> Does your woman roll her own tampons, too?
>>

Equating one person's slow methodology to a mate's is like
asking if her balls hang low as well. Of course, I'm nearly
certain they'd hang lower than yours.

> By that kind of logic, instant mashed potatoes would be a
> good choice over freshly made mashed potatoes.
>

In some dishes, instants would work. Purists would never
allowed a pre-mashed mashie to pass thier lips, though.


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utter negation of human freedom, the denial of equal rights, a
challenge in the face of mankind." A. Kolnai
Avast ye scurvy dogs ! Thar be no disease in this message.

How aboot tampons? You think they would be ok to use more than once?

"Emil Harrison" > wrote in message
...
>I was wondering if it was O.K. to use teabags more than once.
>



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David DeLaney wrote:

>>>> WHAT YOU SAY !!!
>>>
>>> YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
>>
>>CROSS PSOT FOR GREAT JUSTICE
>
> TAKE OFF EVERY FROUP!
>
> Dave "shortest thread never" DeLaney

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On 14 Aug 2006 11:40:09 +0200, Emil Harrison > wrote:

>I was wondering if it was O.K. to use teabags more than once.

I vote no. I think if you try it you will agree.

On Tue, 15 Aug 2006 13:33:46 GMT, "lab~rat >:-)" > wrote:

>On 14 Aug 2006 05:54:55 -0700, "Alan Truism" >
>puked:
>
>>Mark Edwards wrote:
>>> No cluons were harmed when Emil Harrison > wrote:
>>> >I was wondering if it was O.K. to use teabags more than once.
>>>
>>
>>Forget teabags. Use loose leaf and a decent infuser. I prefer the
>>basket style infusers to the crappy teaballs that hang on a chain.
>
>Lipton's cold brew iced tea is much better than any of that clumsy
>crap. Good god, it's the 21st century! Why anyone wants to fiddle
>**** with packing tea in devices and all that is beyond me.
>
>Does your woman roll her own tampons, too?



I drop a couple of family size tea bags in my coffee maker. I have noticed that after replacing my 8 cup coffee maker with a 12 cup does give the tea a better flavor. More hot water going over the tea bags brings out more flavor. I use the 12 cups of brew to make a gallon of tea.

"Terry" > wrote

>>Does your woman roll her own tampons, too?
>
>
>
> I drop a couple of family size...

Kontext-Away gave me serious pause right about here.

--oTTo--

On 2006-08-17, TimC > wrote:

> Sure! My computer "boots" a lot quicker now. There's only one small
> problem. I can't "login" into my "harddisk" with my "mouse". Could you
> tell me what I have done "wrong"?

IFYPFY.

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