On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:44:06 GMT, "Mordechai Housman"
> wrote:

>"Mark Edwards" > wrote in message
...
>>
>> "Emil Harrison" > wrote:
>>>>I was wondering if it was O.K. to use teabags more than once.
>>
>>
>> No cluons were harmed when "Mordechai Housman"
>> > wrote:
>>>It depends. What religion are you?
>>
>> Oh man, you are a sick puppy!
>>
>> Depends should not be used as teabags, regardless of your religion.
>> And if they've been used once, they should be thrown away!
>
>LOL!

WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU FREAKS SPEAK ENGLISH INSTEAD OF THIS CRAZY
MADE-UP LANGUAGE THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS?!

"LOL" "HTH" "HAND" "WTF"

ARE YOU ALL RETARTED OR SOMETHING?!

--
"Danked," the past participle of "dank", is used to refer to someone
who replies to his own post on an online forum posing as another person
(see "Internet sock puppet") but forgetting to change his username . . . .
This was an act of stupidity meriting a name of its own, and because the hapless
contributor's username was Danks, the term "dank" or "danked" emerged.
-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danked

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:44:06 GMT, "Mordechai Housman"
> > wrote:
> >
> >LOL!
>
> WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU FREAKS SPEAK ENGLISH INSTEAD OF THIS CRAZY
> MADE-UP LANGUAGE THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS?!
>
> "LOL" "HTH" "HAND" "WTF"
>
> ARE YOU ALL RETARTED OR SOMETHING?!
>
> --
> "Danked," the past participle of "dank", is used to refer to someone
> who replies to his own post on an online forum posing as another person
> (see "Internet sock puppet") but forgetting to change his username . . . .
> This was an act of stupidity meriting a name of its own, and because the hapless
> contributor's username was Danks, the term "dank" or "danked" emerged.
> -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danked

Apparently it's possible for new terms to emerge, although I'm not sure
how exactly that is supposed to enhappenate.

Cam

"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message
...
> WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU FREAKS SPEAK ENGLISH INSTEAD OF THIS CRAZY
> MADE-UP LANGUAGE THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS?!

Obviously SOMEONE understands it, or it wouldn't
be used, now would it? And here's a hint: ALL languages
are "made-up" - they're artificial constructs, with no real
inherent meaning.

Do you often visit foreign countries and insult the people
there, because they're using a language that YOU don't
understand (which seems to be your real problem here)?

Bob M.

"Bob Myers" > wrote

>> WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU FREAKS SPEAK ENGLISH INSTEAD OF THIS CRAZY
>> MADE-UP LANGUAGE THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS?!
>
> Obviously SOMEONE understands it, or it wouldn't
> be used, now would it?

Not necessarily, but one would *like* to think that.

> And here's a hint: ALL languages
> are "made-up" - they're artificial constructs, with no real
> inherent meaning.

They do a good job of conveying it though.

> Do you often visit foreign countries and insult the people
> there, because they're using a language that YOU don't
> understand (which seems to be your real problem here)?

Well, by default, usenet chatrooms are in English. My
newsfeed gets a bunch *.de groups where I suspect they
write in Scandinavian or something.

--oTTo--

Bob Myers wrote:
> "Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>>WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU FREAKS SPEAK ENGLISH INSTEAD OF THIS CRAZY
>>MADE-UP LANGUAGE THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS?!
>
>
> Obviously SOMEONE understands it, or it wouldn't
> be used, now would it? And here's a hint: ALL languages
> are "made-up" - they're artificial constructs, with no real
> inherent meaning.

100% wrong. Asieoniezi, for example, shown the inherent
oneness of all things by its very construction. YOU BOZO.

> Do you often visit foreign countries and insult the people
> there, because they're using a language that YOU don't
> understand (which seems to be your real problem here)?

What's the point of insulting them if they don't understand
English? YOU BOZO.

Marc Goodman > writes:

> What's the point of insulting them if they don't understand
> English? YOU BOZO.

I think the orignal poster was complaining about the acrostics people
like to use on this BBS, like "LOL" (Laughing Out Loudly), "ROTFL"
(Rolling On The Floor Laughing), and "WTF" (Waves To Friends). But
these are pretty well known and you should be able to figur them out.

--
- Doctroid Doctroid Holmes <http://www.richholmes.net/doctroid/>
Ancient use of incendiary pigs as an anti-elephant measure is
disqualified on grounds of pigs not being cows, even when on fire.
-- John D Salt

[snips]

No cluons were harmed when Rich
> wrote:
>I think the orignal poster was complaining about the acrostics
>people like to use on this BBS, like "LOL" (Laughing Out Loudly),

That's one of those texting abbreviations for Lolling around, or
slacking off.

>"ROTFL" (Rolling On The Floor Laughing),

Actually, I think this is short for "There ain't no such thing as a
free breakfast", from the Roger Silverberg novel.

>and "WTF" (Waves
>To Friends). But these are pretty well known and you should
>be able to figur them out.

Really? I thought it was like the "phhbt!" sound, when you give
someone a "Bronze Cheer." You learn something new every day.


Mark Edwards
--
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request

No neurons were used when Mark Edwards > wrote:
> [snips]
> Really? I thought it was like the "phhbt!" sound, when you give
> someone a "Bronze Cheer." You learn something new every day.

Dat's da Bronix Cheer, (insultative name deleted)!

--
Nick. Support severely wounded and disabled Veterans and their families!

Thank a Veteran and Support Our Troops. You are not forgotten. Thanks ! ! !
~Semper Fi~

No neurons were used when Mark Edwards > wrote:
> [snips]
> Really? I thought it was like the "phhbt!" sound, when you give
> someone a "Bronze Cheer." You learn something new every day.

Dat's da Bronix Cheer, (insultative name deleted)!

You *******. This old man got caught by your slimey cross-posting!

--
Nick. Support severely wounded and disabled Veterans and their families!

Thank a Veteran and Support Our Troops. You are not forgotten. Thanks ! ! !
~Semper Fi~

On 2006-08-16, Bob Myers > wrote:

> Obviously SOMEONE understands it, or it wouldn't
> be used, now would it? And here's a hint: ALL languages
> are "made-up" - they're artificial constructs, with no real
> inherent meaning.

Is there a rhinoceros under the table?

> Do you often visit foreign countries and insult the people
> there, because they're using a language that YOU don't
> understand (which seems to be your real problem here)?

WHAT YOU SAY !!!

--
When Toad found himself immured in a dank and noisome dungeon, ... he
flung himself at full length on the floor, and shed bitter tears, and
abandoned himself to dark despair. [Kenneth Grahame]

On 2006-08-17, Adam Funk (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
> On 2006-08-16, Bob Myers > wrote:
>
>> Obviously SOMEONE understands it, or it wouldn't
>> be used, now would it? And here's a hint: ALL languages
>> are "made-up" - they're artificial constructs, with no real
>> inherent meaning.
>
> Is there a rhinoceros under the table?

Nooo!? It appears to be a parrot! A dead parrot!

>> Do you often visit foreign countries and insult the people
>> there, because they're using a language that YOU don't
>> understand (which seems to be your real problem here)?
>
> WHAT YOU SAY !!!

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.

--
TimC
"The thing I love most about deadlines is the wonderful WHOOSHing sound
they make as they go past" - DNA

TimC wrote:

>> WHAT YOU SAY !!!
>
> YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.

CROSS PSOT FOR GREAT JUSTICE

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Adam Funk > wrote:
>TimC wrote:
>>> WHAT YOU SAY !!!
>>
>> YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
>
>CROSS PSOT FOR GREAT JUSTICE

TAKE OFF EVERY GROUP!

Dave "shortest thread ever" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

> >
> >LOL!
>
> WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU FREAKS SPEAK ENGLISH INSTEAD OF THIS CRAZY
> MADE-UP LANGUAGE THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS?!
>
> "LOL" "HTH" "HAND" "WTF"
>
> ARE YOU ALL RETARTED OR SOMETHING?!
>
You are obviously a naziretardagainstitovanascope. Where you get
****in' off like bean some kine a dumb ****? You Idaho ho' s' bad,
burnt like tinder shite. So my arse is presentamos usted ya' mouf n'
yah tung stickie outta gene simmons style n' eat me ouf n' die fookwad.
KSW you wanna be life bigga boy.

bigga boy.
>


Uh, that'd be Bigga Boi! And don't put in an "N" instead of that "B" TFM.


Also, please be respectful of others and DON'T CROSSPOST KEVIN.

On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 19:10:57 GMT, "Spud" > wrote:
>
>Also, please be respectful of others and DON'T CROSSPOST KEVIN.

My computer does it automatically.

--
"Danked," the past participle of "dank", is used to refer to someone
who replies to his own post on an online forum posing as another person
(see "Internet sock puppet") but forgetting to change his username . . . .
This was an act of stupidity meriting a name of its own, and because the hapless
contributor's username was Danks, the term "dank" or "danked" emerged.
-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danked

"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote

>>Also, please be respectful of others and DON'T CROSSPOST KEVIN.
>
> My computer does it automatically.

Mine too!

--oTTo--

>>
>>Also, please be respectful of others and DON'T CROSSPOST KEVIN.
>
> My computer does it automatically.


Oh come on, you can't highlight and hit the delete key to remove the cross
posts? Get Outlook Express for Dummies.

Spud wrote:
>>>Also, please be respectful of others and DON'T CROSSPOST KEVIN.
>>
>>My computer does it automatically.
>
>
>
> Oh come on, you can't highlight and hit the delete key to remove the cross
> posts? Get Outlook Express for Dummies.

That's insane. He doesn't want to delete his copy of Outlook
Express, he just wants to send a message to this chat room.

On 2006-08-16, Spud > wrote:
>
>>>
>>>Also, please be respectful of others and DON'T CROSSPOST KEVIN.
>>
>> My computer does it automatically.

Mine too!

> Oh come on, you can't highlight and hit the delete key to remove the cross
> posts? Get Outlook Express for Dummies.

Is that some kind of "mouse" manoeuvre? My newsreader doesn't do
*anything* when I move my "mouse". Did you write that book?

--
The dark smell of dankness grew stronger and stronger.
[G.P. Taylor]

On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 23:54:06 GMT, "Spud" > wrote:

>
>>>
>>>Also, please be respectful of others and DON'T CROSSPOST KEVIN.
>>
>> My computer does it automatically.
>
>
>Oh come on, you can't highlight and hit the delete key to remove the cross
>posts? Get Outlook Express for Dummies.
>

Why would I use a piece of software with such an insulting name?
Buying it would only encourage that "the consumer is an idiot"
mentality.

--
"Danked," the past participle of "dank", is used to refer to someone
who replies to his own post on an online forum posing as another person
(see "Internet sock puppet") but forgetting to change his username . . . .
This was an act of stupidity meriting a name of its own, and because the hapless
contributor's username was Danks, the term "dank" or "danked" emerged.
-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danked

On 2006-08-16, Kevin S Wilson (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
> On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 19:10:57 GMT, "Spud" > wrote:
>>
>>Also, please be respectful of others and DON'T CROSSPOST KEVIN.
>
> My computer does it automatically.

How does one crosspost Kevins anyway?

--
TimC
"`Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.'" -THHGTTG

On Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:53:46 GMT, TimC
> wrote:

>On 2006-08-16, Kevin S Wilson (aka Bruce)
> was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
>> On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 19:10:57 GMT, "Spud" > wrote:
>>>
>>>Also, please be respectful of others and DON'T CROSSPOST KEVIN.
>>
>> My computer does it automatically.
>
>How does one crosspost Kevins anyway?

Dinner and a movie would be a nice start.

--
"Danked," the past participle of "dank", is used to refer to someone
who replies to his own post on an online forum posing as another person
(see "Internet sock puppet") but forgetting to change his username . . . .
This was an act of stupidity meriting a name of its own, and because the hapless
contributor's username was Danks, the term "dank" or "danked" emerged.
-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danked

On 2006-08-17, TimC > wrote:
> On 2006-08-16, Kevin S Wilson (aka Bruce)
> was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
>> On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 19:10:57 GMT, "Spud" > wrote:
>>>
>>>Also, please be respectful of others and DON'T CROSSPOST KEVIN.
>>
>> My computer does it automatically.
>
> How does one crosspost Kevins anyway?

It could be some kind of fancy IT jargon. I found a page on teh
interweb that says it means "Kilo-Engine Visual Instruction Network"
but maybe that's a typo for "Kibo-Engine"?

--
When Toad found himself immured in a dank and noisome dungeon, ... he
flung himself at full length on the floor, and shed bitter tears, and
abandoned himself to dark despair. [Kenneth Grahame]

Kevin S. Wilson > mumbled something about::

>>Also, please be respectful of others and DON'T CROSSPOST KEVIN.
>
> My computer does it automatically.

Mine does as well, and my name isn't even Kevin

--
"...The job is to seek mystery, evoke mystery, plant a garden in which
strange plants grow and mysteries bloom. The need for mystery is greater
than the need for an answer." - Ken Kesey

"Spud" > wrote:
> bigga boy.
> >
> Uh, that'd be Bigga Boi! And don't put in an "N" instead of that "B"
> TFM.
>
> Also, please be respectful of others and DON'T CROSSPOST KEVIN.

LMFAO When I first saw the Subject of this post, it brought back memories
of people, during WW II, drying their coffee grounds to re-use. This turned
out ta be much funner. Thanks, Bigga Noi!

--
Nick. Support severely wounded and disabled Veterans and their families!

Thank a Veteran and Support Our Troops. You are not forgotten. Thanks ! ! !
~Semper Fi~

"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message
...

> WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU FREAKS SPEAK ENGLISH INSTEAD OF THIS CRAZY
> MADE-UP LANGUAGE THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS?!
>
> "LOL" "HTH" "HAND" "WTF"
>
> ARE YOU ALL RETARTED OR SOMETHING?!

Here is a primer on the language of Internet.

http://www.netlingo.com/emailsh.cfm

Read the bottom of that page for some additional tips.
--
Aloke
----
to reply by e-mail remove 123 and change invalid to com

"Aloke Prasad" > wrote

>> WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU FREAKS SPEAK ENGLISH INSTEAD OF THIS CRAZY
>> MADE-UP LANGUAGE THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS?!
>>
>> "LOL" "HTH" "HAND" "WTF"
>>
>> ARE YOU ALL RETARTED OR SOMETHING?!
>
> Here is a primer on the language of Internet.
>
> http://www.netlingo.com/emailsh.cfm
>
> Read the bottom of that page for some additional tips.

It a darned shame that YHL and YHBT are not on there.

--oTTo--

[snip Unsenet "lingo"]

No cluons were harmed when "Aloke Prasad"
> wrote:
>Here is a primer on the language of Internet.
>
>http://www.netlingo.com/emailsh.cfm

Now that's just stupid. The language of the interweb is English,
since it's owned by America.


Mark Edwards
--
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request

>
> Now that's just stupid. The language of the interweb is English,
> since it's owned by America.
>
>
> Mark Edwards
> --
> Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request
>

Heck yea, Al Gore invented it. You know, I think my tea bag is warming!

Mark Edwards > wrote:
> Now that's just stupid. The language of the interweb is English,
> since it's owned by America.

quit trolling: the English language is NOT owned by America, they're
merely squatting.


butting

--
I am very new to programming drivers so if I sound un-knowledgeable
then it's because I am.
-- first4internet's Ceri Coburn on writing Sony's DRM rootkit

"Bryce Utting" > wrote in message
...
> Mark Edwards > wrote:
> > Now that's just stupid. The language of the interweb is English,
> > since it's owned by America.
>
> quit trolling: the English language is NOT owned by America, they're
> merely squatting.
>
>

OVER ENGLAND'S FACE

"Citizen_Cain" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Bryce Utting" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Mark Edwards > wrote:
>> > Now that's just stupid. The language of the interweb is English,
>> > since it's owned by America.
>>
>> quit trolling: the English language is NOT owned by America, they're
>> merely squatting.
>>
>>
>
> OVER ENGLAND'S FACE

GYAC

On 2006-08-16, Aloke Prasad > wrote:

> Here is a primer on the language of Internet.
>
> http://www.netlingo.com/emailsh.cfm
>
> Read the bottom of that page for some additional tips.

This one makes so much more sense:

http://wikibology.wikispaces.com/abbreviations

HTH!

--
It was down by the dank tarn of Auber,
In the ghoul-haunted woodland of Weir.
[Poe]

On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 22:21:36 GMT, "Aloke Prasad"
> wrote:

>
>"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message
.. .
>
>> WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU FREAKS SPEAK ENGLISH INSTEAD OF THIS CRAZY
>> MADE-UP LANGUAGE THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS?!
>>
>> "LOL" "HTH" "HAND" "WTF"
>>
>> ARE YOU ALL RETARTED OR SOMETHING?!
>
>Here is a primer on the language of Internet.
>
>http://www.netlingo.com/emailsh.cfm
>
Like I'm dumb enough to clink on a link that leads to an executable
file!! Most likely it's a virus or a TLA.

--
"Danked," the past participle of "dank", is used to refer to someone
who replies to his own post on an online forum posing as another person
(see "Internet sock puppet") but forgetting to change his username . . . .
This was an act of stupidity meriting a name of its own, and because the hapless
contributor's username was Danks, the term "dank" or "danked" emerged.
-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danked

Kevin S. Wilson > wrote:
>>
>>LOL!
>
>WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU FREAKS SPEAK ENGLISH INSTEAD OF THIS CRAZY
>MADE-UP LANGUAGE THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS?!
>
>"LOL" "HTH" "HAND" "WTF"

RTFM.
--scott

--
"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

> "C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

Diva?

Anon > wrote:
>> "C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."
>
>Diva?

Yes, although sadly misquoted. But I'd been using it as a .signature for
fourteen years before anyone pointed out the misquote, and I figured it was
too late at that point to change it.
--scott
--
"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

"Scott Dorsey" > wrote

>>>LOL!
>>
>>WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU FREAKS SPEAK ENGLISH INSTEAD OF THIS CRAZY
>>MADE-UP LANGUAGE THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS?!
>>
>>"LOL" "HTH" "HAND" "WTF"
>
> RTFM.

Dorsey remains eternally clueless.

--oTTo--

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

> On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:44:06 GMT, "Mordechai Housman"
> > wrote:
>
>
>>"Mark Edwards" > wrote in message
...
>>
>>>"Emil Harrison" > wrote:
>>>
>>>>>I was wondering if it was O.K. to use teabags more than once.
>>>
>>>
>>>No cluons were harmed when "Mordechai Housman"
> wrote:
>>>
>>>>It depends. What religion are you?
>>>
>>>Oh man, you are a sick puppy!
>>>
>>>Depends should not be used as teabags, regardless of your religion.
>>>And if they've been used once, they should be thrown away!
>>
>>LOL!
>
>
> WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU FREAKS SPEAK ENGLISH INSTEAD OF THIS CRAZY
> MADE-UP LANGUAGE THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS?!
>
> "LOL" "HTH" "HAND" "WTF"
>
> ARE YOU ALL RETARTED OR SOMETHING?!
>

Another example of Kevin polluting this group. My apologies for all of
you who have him kill filed.