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Default Joke Du Jour, What's in a name???

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon
realized that she was heading straight towards his seat.

As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to
strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention inChicago."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at the convention?"

"Lecture," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer where I use
information that I have learned from my own personal experiences to
debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

He said, "And what kinds of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another
popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is
the men of Jewish descent that are the best. I have also discovered
that the lover with the absolutely best stamina is the Southern

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with
you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me

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