Cannibals

A large corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all
part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.

"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for
something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees". The
cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and
I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has
disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads "No". After the boss had left, the
leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate
the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly.

"You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
managers and no one noticed any-thing. But NOOOooo, you had to go and
eat someone who actually does something!!!"
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
:

> Cannibals
>
> A large corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all
> part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.
>
> "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for
> something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees".
The
> cannibals promised they would not.
>
> Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and
> I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has
> disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
>
> The cannibals all shook their heads "No". After the boss had left, the
> leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots
ate
> the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly.
>
> "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
> managers and no one noticed any-thing. But NOOOooo, you had to go and
> eat someone who actually does something!!!"

LOL! Very good!!!

Andy

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> Cannibals

<snork> Pity they didn't have 'em where I used to work....

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

In article >, Andy <q> wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
> :
>
> > Cannibals
> >
> > A large corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all
> > part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.
> >
> > "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for
> > something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees".
> The
> > cannibals promised they would not.
> >
> > Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and
> > I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has
> > disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
> >
> > The cannibals all shook their heads "No". After the boss had left, the
> > leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots
> ate
> > the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly.
> >
> > "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
> > managers and no one noticed any-thing. But NOOOooo, you had to go and
> > eat someone who actually does something!!!"
>
> LOL! Very good!!!
>
> Andy

And food related... sorta. <g>
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

In article .com>,
"cathyxyz" > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> > Cannibals
>
> <snork> Pity they didn't have 'em where I used to work....
>
> Cheers
> Cathy(xyz)
>

ROFL!!!

I know exactly what you mean!
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> Cannibals

Favorite *old* cannibal joke...

Two cannibals sitting in the jungle eating a clown,. One turns to the
other and says, "This taste funny to you...?

Pastorio

In article >,
"Bob (this one)" > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> > Cannibals
>
> Favorite *old* cannibal joke...
>
> Two cannibals sitting in the jungle eating a clown,. One turns to the
> other and says, "This taste funny to you...?
>
> Pastorio

<snicker> Yeah, I'd seen that one but it still makes me chuckle....
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson