If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,*

If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,*

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,*

If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,*

If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,*

If you can overlook when people take things out on you when,*
through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,*

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,*

If you can face the world without lies and deceit,*

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,*

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,* *

If you can do all these things,*

Then you are probably the family dog.
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
:

> If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,*
>
> If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,*
>
> If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,*
>
> If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,*
>
> If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,*
>
> If you can overlook when people take things out on you when,*
> through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,*
>
> If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,*
>
> If you can face the world without lies and deceit,*
>
> If you can conquer tension without medical help,
>
> If you can relax without liquor,*
>
> If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,* *
>
> If you can do all these things,*
>
> Then you are probably the family dog.


I wish I was at times! LOL!

Thanks,

Andy

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
<snip>
>
> If you can do all these things,
>
> Then you are probably the family dog.

LOL. or the family cats....

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

In article >, Andy <q> wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
> :
>
> > If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,*
> >
> > If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,*
> >
> > If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,*
> >
> > If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,*
> >
> > If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,*
> >
> > If you can overlook when people take things out on you when,*
> > through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,*
> >
> > If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,*
> >
> > If you can face the world without lies and deceit,*
> >
> > If you can conquer tension without medical help,
> >
> > If you can relax without liquor,*
> >
> > If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,* *
> >
> > If you can do all these things,*
> >
> > Then you are probably the family dog.
>
>
> I wish I was at times! LOL!
>
> Thanks,
>
> Andy

I know the feeling....... ;-)
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

In article >,
cathyxyz > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> <snip>
> >
> > If you can do all these things,
> >
> > Then you are probably the family dog.
>
> LOL. or the family cats....
>
> Cheers
> Cathy(xyz)

Mmm... I dunno.
**** off the family cats, they might **** on your pillow. ;-)
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson