You know you are a bad cook when:

You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.

You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece.

Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.

Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk.

Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every time they
hear a fire truck siren.

The EPA insists that all your garbage cans be marked with biohazard
symbols.

Your microwave display reads "TILT!"

Your two best recipes are meatloaf and apple pie, but your dinner
guests can't tell which is which.

Your pie-filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off the bottom of the
oven.

You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of Drano and a
crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan.

You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in the
dark and melts the silverware.

Your family prays AFTER they eat!

I like the way your mind works Om!

Some of these are gems.... will have to trot them out when next I get a
chance (perhaps when daughter & her bf make their next foray into my
kitchen)

A friend has a fridge magnet which reads "Dinner will be ready when you
hear the smoke alarm go off"

thanks for the chuckle

LadyJane
--
"Never trust a skinny cook!"

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
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> You know you are a bad cook when:
>
> You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.
>
> You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece.
>
> Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
>
> Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk.
>
> Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every time they
> hear a fire truck siren.
>
> The EPA insists that all your garbage cans be marked with biohazard
> symbols.
>
> Your microwave display reads "TILT!"
>
> Your two best recipes are meatloaf and apple pie, but your dinner
> guests can't tell which is which.
>
> Your pie-filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off the bottom of the
> oven.
>
> You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of Drano and a
> crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan.
>
> You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in the
> dark and melts the silverware.
>
> Your family prays AFTER they eat!



Om, have you been peeking in my kitchen window? You just described last
night's dinner :-)
--
Lefty

Life is for learning
The worst I ever had was wonderful
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