Jack Schidt® wrote:
> "Maverick" > wrote in message
> ...
>> "Steve Ritter" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>>
>>> We went to lunch today to an Oriental Seafood restaurant. Saigon
>>> - in Albany.
>>>
>>> Great food. We had froglegs and Dim Sum and so on. My poor friend
>>> came out hungry.
>>>
>>> He said "I'll be damned if I'd it that horrible horrible
>>> disgusting slop they eat around the world!"
>>>
>>> His idea of exotic food is switching to mayonnaise from ketchup
>>> when he has fries. I feel sorry for him. Kind of sad. We had such
>>> a great time with the other guys. But he won't budge. He's
>>> otherwise "normal." Whatever that means
>>
>> I had a brother-in-law like that for a while... He was raised on
>> beef, potatoes and veggies. My family finally managed to get him to
>> try Chinese food. He couldn't get enough of it that night and since
>> then, he's been more open to try other styles of foods.
>>
>> Too bad he turned out to be a drunk and a wife-beater. I know my
>> sister so I can't imagine how he managed to live after all the abuse
>> he gave her...
>>
>> Bret
>>
>>
>
>
> Did he sport a mullet hairstyle and drive a Camaro?
>
> Jack Redneck

Nawww.... he had Elvis sideburns, a beer-belly and drove a mustang with
primer for paint.

Jill

"jmcquown" > wrote in message
. ..
> Jack Schidt® wrote:
> > "Maverick" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >> "Steve Ritter" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >>>
> >>> We went to lunch today to an Oriental Seafood restaurant. Saigon
> >>> - in Albany.
> >>>
> >>> Great food. We had froglegs and Dim Sum and so on. My poor friend
> >>> came out hungry.
> >>>
> >>> He said "I'll be damned if I'd it that horrible horrible
> >>> disgusting slop they eat around the world!"
> >>>
> >>> His idea of exotic food is switching to mayonnaise from ketchup
> >>> when he has fries. I feel sorry for him. Kind of sad. We had such
> >>> a great time with the other guys. But he won't budge. He's
> >>> otherwise "normal." Whatever that means
> >>
> >> I had a brother-in-law like that for a while... He was raised on
> >> beef, potatoes and veggies. My family finally managed to get him to
> >> try Chinese food. He couldn't get enough of it that night and since
> >> then, he's been more open to try other styles of foods.
> >>
> >> Too bad he turned out to be a drunk and a wife-beater. I know my
> >> sister so I can't imagine how he managed to live after all the abuse
> >> he gave her...
> >>
> >> Bret
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
> > Did he sport a mullet hairstyle and drive a Camaro?
> >
> > Jack Redneck
>
> Nawww.... he had Elvis sideburns, a beer-belly and drove a mustang with
> primer for paint.
>
> Jill
>
>

Oh, that guy. He was cranking "Achy Breakey Heart" on his 8Track just
yesterday.

Jack Palance

"Steve Ritter" > wrote in message
...
>
> We went to lunch today to an Oriental Seafood restaurant. Saigon - in
> Albany.
>
> Great food. We had froglegs and Dim Sum and so on. My poor friend came
> out hungry.
>
> He said "I'll be damned if I'd it that horrible horrible disgusting slop
> they eat around the world!"
>
> His idea of exotic food is switching to mayonnaise from ketchup when he
> has fries. I feel sorry for him. Kind of sad. We had such a great time
> with the other guys. But he won't budge. He's otherwise "normal." Whatever
> that means
>


I means leave him at home next time. He's probably no good in the sack
either ;-P

Jack Fuss

"jmcquown" > wrote in message
. ..
> Jack Schidt® wrote:
> > "Maverick" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >> "Steve Ritter" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >>>
> >>> We went to lunch today to an Oriental Seafood restaurant. Saigon
> >>> - in Albany.
> >>>
> >>> Great food. We had froglegs and Dim Sum and so on. My poor friend
> >>> came out hungry.
> >>>
> >>> He said "I'll be damned if I'd it that horrible horrible
> >>> disgusting slop they eat around the world!"
> >>>
> >>> His idea of exotic food is switching to mayonnaise from ketchup
> >>> when he has fries. I feel sorry for him. Kind of sad. We had such
> >>> a great time with the other guys. But he won't budge. He's
> >>> otherwise "normal." Whatever that means
> >>
> >> I had a brother-in-law like that for a while... He was raised on
> >> beef, potatoes and veggies. My family finally managed to get him to
> >> try Chinese food. He couldn't get enough of it that night and since
> >> then, he's been more open to try other styles of foods.
> >>
> >> Too bad he turned out to be a drunk and a wife-beater. I know my
> >> sister so I can't imagine how he managed to live after all the abuse
> >> he gave her...
> >>
> >> Bret
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
> > Did he sport a mullet hairstyle and drive a Camaro?
> >
> > Jack Redneck
>
> Nawww.... he had Elvis sideburns, a beer-belly and drove a mustang with
> primer for paint.
>
> Jill
>
>

Oh, that guy. He was cranking "Achy Breakey Heart" on his 8Track just
yesterday.

Jack Palance

in article , jmcquown at
wrote on 3/20/04 12:57 PM:

> Jack Schidt® wrote:
>> "Maverick" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> "Steve Ritter" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>>
>>>> We went to lunch today to an Oriental Seafood restaurant. Saigon
>>>> - in Albany.
>>>>
>>>> Great food. We had froglegs and Dim Sum and so on. My poor friend
>>>> came out hungry.
>>>>
>>>> He said "I'll be damned if I'd it that horrible horrible
>>>> disgusting slop they eat around the world!"
>>>>
>>>> His idea of exotic food is switching to mayonnaise from ketchup
>>>> when he has fries. I feel sorry for him. Kind of sad. We had such
>>>> a great time with the other guys. But he won't budge. He's
>>>> otherwise "normal." Whatever that means
>>>
>>> I had a brother-in-law like that for a while... He was raised on
>>> beef, potatoes and veggies. My family finally managed to get him to
>>> try Chinese food. He couldn't get enough of it that night and since
>>> then, he's been more open to try other styles of foods.
>>>
>>> Too bad he turned out to be a drunk and a wife-beater. I know my
>>> sister so I can't imagine how he managed to live after all the abuse
>>> he gave her...
>>>
>>> Bret
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> Did he sport a mullet hairstyle and drive a Camaro?
>>
>> Jack Redneck
>
> Nawww.... he had Elvis sideburns, a beer-belly and drove a mustang with
> primer for paint.
>
> Jill
>
>

Nooooo that's a Tennessee Redneck.
Connecticut Rednecks are as Jack described.
Don't forget the neon Budweiser sign in the living room KISS blaring from
the stereo!

"Sheryl Rosen" > wrote in message
...
> >>
> >>
> >> Did he sport a mullet hairstyle and drive a Camaro?
> >>
> >> Jack Redneck
> >
> > Nawww.... he had Elvis sideburns, a beer-belly and drove a mustang with
> > primer for paint.
> >
> > Jill
> >
> >
>
> Nooooo that's a Tennessee Redneck.
> Connecticut Rednecks are as Jack described.
> Don't forget the neon Budweiser sign in the living room KISS blaring from
> the stereo!
>

And the shiny naked chick mudflaps...plus the 'united we stand' bumper
sticker along with the quizzical look on driver's face when asked who
exactly is united.

Jack Neck

"Jack Schidt®" > wrote in message
. com...
>
> "Sheryl Rosen" > wrote in message
> ...
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Did he sport a mullet hairstyle and drive a Camaro?
> > >>
> > >> Jack Redneck
> > >
> > > Nawww.... he had Elvis sideburns, a beer-belly and drove a mustang
with
> > > primer for paint.
> > >
> > > Jill
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Nooooo that's a Tennessee Redneck.
> > Connecticut Rednecks are as Jack described.
> > Don't forget the neon Budweiser sign in the living room KISS blaring
from
> > the stereo!
> >
>
> And the shiny naked chick mudflaps...plus the 'united we stand' bumper
> sticker along with the quizzical look on driver's face when asked who
> exactly is united.
>
> Jack Neck

Wow....you all know my ex-brother-in-law?!?!?!? DAMN!




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"Jack Schidt®" > wrote in message
. com...
>
> "Sheryl Rosen" > wrote in message
> ...
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Did he sport a mullet hairstyle and drive a Camaro?
> > >>
> > >> Jack Redneck
> > >
> > > Nawww.... he had Elvis sideburns, a beer-belly and drove a mustang
with
> > > primer for paint.
> > >
> > > Jill
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Nooooo that's a Tennessee Redneck.
> > Connecticut Rednecks are as Jack described.
> > Don't forget the neon Budweiser sign in the living room KISS blaring
from
> > the stereo!
> >
>
> And the shiny naked chick mudflaps...plus the 'united we stand' bumper
> sticker along with the quizzical look on driver's face when asked who
> exactly is united.
>
> Jack Neck

Wow....you all know my ex-brother-in-law?!?!?!? DAMN!




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"Sheryl Rosen" > wrote in message
...
> >>
> >>
> >> Did he sport a mullet hairstyle and drive a Camaro?
> >>
> >> Jack Redneck
> >
> > Nawww.... he had Elvis sideburns, a beer-belly and drove a mustang with
> > primer for paint.
> >
> > Jill
> >
> >
>
> Nooooo that's a Tennessee Redneck.
> Connecticut Rednecks are as Jack described.
> Don't forget the neon Budweiser sign in the living room KISS blaring from
> the stereo!
>

And the shiny naked chick mudflaps...plus the 'united we stand' bumper
sticker along with the quizzical look on driver's face when asked who
exactly is united.

Jack Neck

in article , jmcquown at
wrote on 3/20/04 12:57 PM:

> Jack Schidt® wrote:
>> "Maverick" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> "Steve Ritter" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>>
>>>> We went to lunch today to an Oriental Seafood restaurant. Saigon
>>>> - in Albany.
>>>>
>>>> Great food. We had froglegs and Dim Sum and so on. My poor friend
>>>> came out hungry.
>>>>
>>>> He said "I'll be damned if I'd it that horrible horrible
>>>> disgusting slop they eat around the world!"
>>>>
>>>> His idea of exotic food is switching to mayonnaise from ketchup
>>>> when he has fries. I feel sorry for him. Kind of sad. We had such
>>>> a great time with the other guys. But he won't budge. He's
>>>> otherwise "normal." Whatever that means
>>>
>>> I had a brother-in-law like that for a while... He was raised on
>>> beef, potatoes and veggies. My family finally managed to get him to
>>> try Chinese food. He couldn't get enough of it that night and since
>>> then, he's been more open to try other styles of foods.
>>>
>>> Too bad he turned out to be a drunk and a wife-beater. I know my
>>> sister so I can't imagine how he managed to live after all the abuse
>>> he gave her...
>>>
>>> Bret
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> Did he sport a mullet hairstyle and drive a Camaro?
>>
>> Jack Redneck
>
> Nawww.... he had Elvis sideburns, a beer-belly and drove a mustang with
> primer for paint.
>
> Jill
>
>

Nooooo that's a Tennessee Redneck.
Connecticut Rednecks are as Jack described.
Don't forget the neon Budweiser sign in the living room KISS blaring from
the stereo!