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As I was returning from a shopping spree at Walmart, this STOOPID
ferret ran out on the road right in front of me!! STUPID! nearly used
my brakes but had an epiphany! Pan fried ferret for dinner, yum! and
it was FREE! See, my Leaf even provides food, for FREE!

https://i.postimg.cc/KjdRXCth/VSTDYES.jpg

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On Tuesday, February 2, 2021 at 8:23:05 PM UTC-6, John Kuthe wrote:
> As I was returning from a shopping spree at Walmart, this STOOPID
> ferret ran out on the road right in front of me!! STUPID! nearly used
> my brakes but had an epiphany! Pan fried ferret for dinner, yum! and
> it was FREE! See, my Leaf even provides food, for FREE!
>
> https://i.postimg.cc/KjdRXCth/VSTDYES.jpg
>
> John Kuthe, resourceful and cleverer than you...


FAKE John Kuthe thinks it is SO CLEVER! ;-) ****er! :-(0

The REAL John Kuthe...
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On Tuesday, February 2, 2021 at 8:37:01 PM UTC-6, wrote:
> On Tuesday, February 2, 2021 at 8:23:05 PM UTC-6, John Kuthe wrote:
> > As I was returning from a shopping spree at Walmart, this STOOPID
> > ferret ran out on the road right in front of me!! STUPID! nearly used
> > my brakes but had an epiphany! Pan fried ferret for dinner, yum! and
> > it was FREE! See, my Leaf even provides food, for FREE!
> >
> > https://i.postimg.cc/KjdRXCth/VSTDYES.jpg
> >
> > John Kuthe, resourceful and cleverer than you...

> FAKE John Kuthe thinks it is SO CLEVER! ;-) ****er! :-(0
>
> The REAL John Kuthe...



But SO believable...!!!

Bwahahahaaa...

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On Tuesday, February 2, 2021 at 8:40:17 PM UTC-6, GM wrote:
> On Tuesday, February 2, 2021 at 8:37:01 PM UTC-6, wrote:
> > On Tuesday, February 2, 2021 at 8:23:05 PM UTC-6, John Kuthe wrote:
> > > As I was returning from a shopping spree at Walmart, this STOOPID
> > > ferret ran out on the road right in front of me!! STUPID! nearly used
> > > my brakes but had an epiphany! Pan fried ferret for dinner, yum! and
> > > it was FREE! See, my Leaf even provides food, for FREE!
> > >
> > > https://i.postimg.cc/KjdRXCth/VSTDYES.jpg
> > >
> > > John Kuthe, resourceful and cleverer than you...

> > FAKE John Kuthe thinks it is SO CLEVER! ;-) ****er! :-(0
> >
> > The REAL John Kuthe...

> But SO believable...!!!
>
> Bwahahahaaa...
>
> --
> Best
> Greg


Only to the clueless!


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John Kuthe wrote:
> As I was returning from a shopping spree at Walmart, this STOOPID
> ferret ran out on the road right in front of me!! STUPID! nearly used
> my brakes but had an epiphany! Pan fried ferret for dinner, yum! and
> it was FREE! See, my Leaf even provides food, for FREE!
>
> https://i.postimg.cc/KjdRXCth/VSTDYES.jpg
>
> John Kuthe, resourceful and cleverer than you...
>


And it burns *ZERO GASOLINE*






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John Kuthe wrote:
> On Tuesday, February 2, 2021 at 8:23:05 PM UTC-6, John Kuthe wrote:
>> As I was returning from a shopping spree at Walmart, this STOOPID
>> ferret ran out on the road right in front of me!! STUPID! nearly used
>> my brakes but had an epiphany! Pan fried ferret for dinner, yum! and
>> it was FREE! See, my Leaf even provides food, for FREE!
>>
>> https://i.postimg.cc/KjdRXCth/VSTDYES.jpg
>>
>> John Kuthe, resourceful and cleverer than you...

>
> FAKE John Kuthe thinks it is SO CLEVER! ;-) ****er! :-(0
>
> The REAL John Kuthe...
>


All kuths are interchangeable. They are mathematical identities.


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On 2/2/2021 8:22 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> As I was returning from a shopping spree at Walmart, this STOOPID
> ferret ran out on the road right in front of me!! STUPID! nearly used
> my brakes but had an epiphany! Pan fried ferret for dinner, yum! and
> it was FREE! See, my Leaf even provides food, for FREE!
>
> https://i.postimg.cc/KjdRXCth/VSTDYES.jpg
>
> John Kuthe, resourceful and cleverer than you...
>

OK, fake John, that one was funny.

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On Tue, 2 Feb 2021 20:53:12 -0600, Hank Rogers >
wrote:

>John Kuthe wrote:
>> As I was returning from a shopping spree at Walmart, this STOOPID
>> ferret ran out on the road right in front of me!! STUPID! nearly used
>> my brakes but had an epiphany! Pan fried ferret for dinner, yum! and
>> it was FREE! See, my Leaf even provides food, for FREE!
>>
>> https://i.postimg.cc/KjdRXCth/VSTDYES.jpg
>>
>> John Kuthe, resourceful and cleverer than you...
>>

>
>And it burns *ZERO GASOLINE*


Yes! Although--- if I HAD gasoline, I could have cooked the little
****er with it!

John Kuthe, suddenly perplexed...
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On 2/2/2021 9:36 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> On Tuesday, February 2, 2021 at 8:23:05 PM UTC-6, John Kuthe wrote:
>> As I was returning from a shopping spree at Walmart, this STOOPID
>> ferret ran out on the road right in front of me!! STUPID! nearly used
>> my brakes but had an epiphany! Pan fried ferret for dinner, yum! and
>> it was FREE! See, my Leaf even provides food, for FREE!
>>
>> https://i.postimg.cc/KjdRXCth/VSTDYES.jpg
>>
>> John Kuthe, resourceful and cleverer than you...

>
> FAKE John Kuthe thinks it is SO CLEVER! ;-) ****er! :-(0
>
> The REAL John Kuthe...
>


I picked up on it being fake right away. Seriously, pan fried? Much
better slow roasted.
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On 2/2/2021 6:36 PM, John KOOKthe wrote:

> FAKE


Shut the **** up, you deranged asswipe.

You're still a failure and always will be!

You are a waste of air.

Nobody gives a shit about your house.
Nobody gives a shit about your sound system.
Nobody gives a shit about your car.
Nobody gives a shit about your exercise.
Nobody gives a shit about your chronic unemployment.
Nobody gives a shit about your mental illness.
Nobody gives a shit about your life.

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU. SHUT THE **** UP AND LEAVE!


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On 2/2/2021 6:42 PM, John KOOKthe is totally:

> clueless!


Shut the **** up, you deranged asswipe.

You're still a failure and always will be!

You are a waste of air.

Nobody gives a shit about your house.
Nobody gives a shit about your sound system.
Nobody gives a shit about your car.
Nobody gives a shit about your exercise.
Nobody gives a shit about your chronic unemployment.
Nobody gives a shit about your mental illness.
Nobody gives a shit about your life.

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU. SHUT THE **** UP AND LEAVE!
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On Tuesday, February 2, 2021 at 10:43:42 PM UTC-5, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 2/2/2021 9:36 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> > On Tuesday, February 2, 2021 at 8:23:05 PM UTC-6, John Kuthe wrote:
> >> As I was returning from a shopping spree at Walmart, this STOOPID
> >> ferret ran out on the road right in front of me!! STUPID! nearly used
> >> my brakes but had an epiphany! Pan fried ferret for dinner, yum! and
> >> it was FREE! See, my Leaf even provides food, for FREE!
> >>
> >> https://i.postimg.cc/KjdRXCth/VSTDYES.jpg
> >>
> >> John Kuthe, resourceful and cleverer than you...

> >
> > FAKE John Kuthe thinks it is SO CLEVER! ;-) ****er! :-(0
> >
> > The REAL John Kuthe...
> >

> I picked up on it being fake right away. Seriously, pan fried? Much
> better slow roasted.


Soak in milk, discard the milk, then braise.

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On 2/2/2021 10:43 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 2/2/2021 9:36 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
>> On Tuesday, February 2, 2021 at 8:23:05 PM UTC-6, John Kuthe wrote:
>>> As I was returning from a shopping spree at Walmart, this STOOPID
>>> ferret ran out on the road right in front of me!! STUPID! nearly used
>>> my brakes but had an epiphany! Pan fried ferret for dinner, yum! and
>>> it was FREE! See, my Leaf even provides food, for FREE!
>>>
>>> https://i.postimg.cc/KjdRXCth/VSTDYES.jpg
>>>
>>> John Kuthe, resourceful and cleverer than you...

>>
>> FAKE John Kuthe thinks it is SO CLEVER! ;-) ****er! :-(0
>>
>> The REAL John Kuthe...
>>

>
> I picked up on it being fake right away. Seriously, pan fried? Much
> better slow roasted.


One of the missing 5 commandments when Moses dropped that third stone
tablet and it shattered:

11th commandment:
Thou shalt not harm nor eat the ferret for they are my chosen
ones...my little ones.


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On Wednesday, February 3, 2021 at 8:46:03 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
> On 2/2/2021 10:43 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> > On 2/2/2021 9:36 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
> >> On Tuesday, February 2, 2021 at 8:23:05 PM UTC-6, John Kuthe wrote:
> >>> As I was returning from a shopping spree at Walmart, this STOOPID
> >>> ferret ran out on the road right in front of me!! STUPID! nearly used
> >>> my brakes but had an epiphany! Pan fried ferret for dinner, yum! and
> >>> it was FREE! See, my Leaf even provides food, for FREE!
> >>>
> >>> https://i.postimg.cc/KjdRXCth/VSTDYES.jpg
> >>>
> >>> John Kuthe, resourceful and cleverer than you...
> >>
> >> FAKE John Kuthe thinks it is SO CLEVER! ;-) ****er! :-(0
> >>
> >> The REAL John Kuthe...
> >>

> >
> > I picked up on it being fake right away. Seriously, pan fried? Much
> > better slow roasted.

> One of the missing 5 commandments when Moses dropped that third stone
> tablet and it shattered:
>
> 11th commandment:
> Thou shalt not harm nor eat the ferret for they are my chosen
> ones...my little ones.


Relevant only for Jews or Christians.

I won't eat ferret for two reasons:

1. They're carnivores
2. They're mustelids

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Gary wrote:

> On 2/2/2021 10:43 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> On 2/2/2021 9:36 PM, John Kuthe wrote:
>>> On Tuesday, February 2, 2021 at 8:23:05 PM UTC-6, John Kuthe wrote:
>>>> As I was returning from a shopping spree at Walmart, this STOOPID
>>>> ferret ran out on the road right in front of me!! STUPID! nearly used
>>>> my brakes but had an epiphany! Pan fried ferret for dinner, yum! and
>>>> it was FREE! See, my Leaf even provides food, for FREE!
>>>>
>>>> https://i.postimg.cc/KjdRXCth/VSTDYES.jpg
>>>>
>>>> John Kuthe, resourceful and cleverer than you...
>>>
>>> FAKE John Kuthe thinks it is SO CLEVER! ;-) ****er! :-(0
>>>
>>> The REAL John Kuthe...
>>>

>>
>> I picked up on it being fake right away. Seriously, pan fried? Much
>> better slow roasted.

>
> One of the missing 5 commandments when Moses dropped that third stone
> tablet and it shattered:
>
> 11th commandment:
> Thou shalt not harm nor eat the ferret for they are my chosen
> ones...my little ones.


Ferrets are to be respected but a chicken and cow can go to hell in a
meat factory? You are not a real man.

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