On 6/6/2019 3:30 PM, wrote:
> On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 2:16:29 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>
>> On Thu, 6 Jun 2019 11:46:42 -0700 (PDT), "
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> I can handle anything but the scotch.
>>
>> I can handle anything but the bourbon, but I keep trying every couple
>> of years. One day, I'll like it.
>>
> I gave up on scotch y-e-a-r-s ago and don't even try anymore.
>
Never cared for it but some of the better single malts are OK but still
not my favorite.

Vodka and snapple sweet tea or baccardi and birch beer. Ice 101 for a shooter. No beer ever. Well...

On 6/6/2019 3:15 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 6/6/2019 3:30 PM, wrote:
>> On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 2:16:29 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>>
>>> On Thu, 6 Jun 2019 11:46:42 -0700 (PDT), "
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> I can handle anything but the scotch.
>>>
>>> I can handle anything but the bourbon, but I keep trying every couple
>>> of years. One day, I'll like it.
>>>
>> I gave up on scotch y-e-a-r-s ago and don't even try anymore.
>>
> Never cared for it but some of the better single malts are OK but
> still not my favorite.

Â* Three times in my life I've tried Scotch Whisky . Three nights that I
don't remember a thing about . I did however meet up earlier this week
with my long lost uncle Ezra Brooks . He's from Kaintuck and he's a real
smoothie . He's sittin' at my elbow as I type ... I've taken a liking to
Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey , straight or mixed . They've only
been making it there for a bit over 250 years now ... I think they got a
handle on the situation .

--
Snag
Yes , I'm old
and crochety - and armed .
Get outta my woods !

On Thu, 6 Jun 2019 19:24:52 -0500, Terry Coombs >
wrote:

>On 6/6/2019 3:15 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> On 6/6/2019 3:30 PM, wrote:
>>> On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 2:16:29 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On Thu, 6 Jun 2019 11:46:42 -0700 (PDT), "
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I can handle anything but the scotch.
>>>>
>>>> I can handle anything but the bourbon, but I keep trying every couple
>>>> of years. One day, I'll like it.
>>>>
>>> I gave up on scotch y-e-a-r-s ago and don't even try anymore.
>>>
>> Never cared for it but some of the better single malts are OK but
>> still not my favorite.
>
> * Three times in my life I've tried Scotch Whisky . Three nights that I
>don't remember a thing about.

You must have really liked it.

On 6/6/2019 7:32 PM, Bruce wrote:
> On Thu, 6 Jun 2019 19:24:52 -0500, Terry Coombs >
> wrote:
>
>> On 6/6/2019 3:15 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>> On 6/6/2019 3:30 PM, wrote:
>>>> On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 2:16:29 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 6 Jun 2019 11:46:42 -0700 (PDT), "
>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I can handle anything but the scotch.
>>>>> I can handle anything but the bourbon, but I keep trying every couple
>>>>> of years. One day, I'll like it.
>>>>>
>>>> I gave up on scotch y-e-a-r-s ago and don't even try anymore.
>>>>
>>> Never cared for it but some of the better single malts are OK but
>>> still not my favorite.
>> Â* Three times in my life I've tried Scotch Whisky . Three nights that I
>> don't remember a thing about.
> You must have really liked it.

Â* No Dick , when I drink Scotch I black out . So I don't drink Scotch .

--
Snag
Yes , I'm old
and crochety - and armed .
Get outta my woods !

On Thu, 6 Jun 2019 20:20:34 -0500, Terry Coombs >
wrote:

>On 6/6/2019 7:32 PM, Bruce wrote:
>> On Thu, 6 Jun 2019 19:24:52 -0500, Terry Coombs >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 6/6/2019 3:15 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>> On 6/6/2019 3:30 PM, wrote:
>>>>> On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 2:16:29 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 6 Jun 2019 11:46:42 -0700 (PDT), "
>>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I can handle anything but the scotch.
>>>>>> I can handle anything but the bourbon, but I keep trying every couple
>>>>>> of years. One day, I'll like it.
>>>>>>
>>>>> I gave up on scotch y-e-a-r-s ago and don't even try anymore.
>>>>>
>>>> Never cared for it but some of the better single malts are OK but
>>>> still not my favorite.
>>> * Three times in my life I've tried Scotch Whisky . Three nights that I
>>> don't remember a thing about.
>> You must have really liked it.
>
> * No Dick , when I drink Scotch I black out.

Only if you drink a lot of Scotch. And why do you drink a lot of
Scotch? Because you love it, of course.

Bruce wrote:
> On Thu, 6 Jun 2019 19:24:52 -0500, Terry Coombs >
> wrote:
>
>> On 6/6/2019 3:15 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>> On 6/6/2019 3:30 PM, wrote:
>>>> On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 2:16:29 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 6 Jun 2019 11:46:42 -0700 (PDT), "
>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I can handle anything but the scotch.
>>>>>
>>>>> I can handle anything but the bourbon, but I keep trying every couple
>>>>> of years. One day, I'll like it.
>>>>>
>>>> I gave up on scotch y-e-a-r-s ago and don't even try anymore.
>>>>
>>> Never cared for it but some of the better single malts are OK but
>>> still not my favorite.
>>
>> * Three times in my life I've tried Scotch Whisky . Three nights that I
>> don't remember a thing about.
>
> You must have really liked it.
>

The guys in the kilts remember him.

On 2019-06-06 4:15 p.m., Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 6/6/2019 3:30 PM, wrote:

>>> I can handle anything but the bourbon, but I keep trying every couple
>>> of years. One day, I'll like it.
>>>
>> I gave up on scotch y-e-a-r-s ago and don't even try anymore.
>>
> Never cared for it but some of the better single malts are OK but still
> not my favorite.

I like Scotch, especially the single malts. The price of good Scotch
limits my consumption.

On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 9:14:15 PM UTC-5, Dave Smith wrote:
>
> > On 6/6/2019 3:30 PM, wrote:
>
> >> I gave up on scotch y-e-a-r-s ago and don't even try anymore.
> >>
>
> I like Scotch, especially the single malts. The price of good Scotch
> limits my consumption.
>
As far as I'm concerned you can have every single drop of scotch that has ever
or will be made.

On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 12:56:05 -0700 (PDT), "
> wrote:

>On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 9:14:15 PM UTC-5, Dave Smith wrote:
>>
>> > On 6/6/2019 3:30 PM, wrote:
>>
>> >> I gave up on scotch y-e-a-r-s ago and don't even try anymore.
>> >>
>>
>> I like Scotch, especially the single malts. The price of good Scotch
>> limits my consumption.
>>
>As far as I'm concerned you can have every single drop of scotch that has ever
>or will be made.

We know Joan, you don't like scotch. Listen everybody: JOAN DOES NOT
LIKE SCOTCH. REPEAT: JOAN DOES NOT LIKE SCOTCH.

Is that better?

On Friday, June 7, 2019 at 3:07:46 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
> On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 12:56:05 -0700 (PDT), "
> > wrote:
>
> >On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 9:14:15 PM UTC-5, Dave Smith wrote:
> >>
> >> > On 6/6/2019 3:30 PM, wrote:
> >>
> >> >> I gave up on scotch y-e-a-r-s ago and don't even try anymore.
> >> >>
> >>
> >> I like Scotch, especially the single malts. The price of good Scotch
> >> limits my consumption.
> >>
> >As far as I'm concerned you can have every single drop of scotch that has ever
> >or will be made.
>
> We know Joan, you don't like scotch. Listen everybody: JOAN DOES NOT
> LIKE SCOTCH. REPEAT: JOAN DOES NOT LIKE SCOTCH.
>
> Is that better?
>
I was talking to Dave, eavesdropper.

On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 13:54:12 -0700 (PDT), "
> wrote:

>On Friday, June 7, 2019 at 3:07:46 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>> On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 12:56:05 -0700 (PDT), "
>> > wrote:
>>
>> >On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 9:14:15 PM UTC-5, Dave Smith wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > On 6/6/2019 3:30 PM, wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >> I gave up on scotch y-e-a-r-s ago and don't even try anymore.
>> >> >>
>> >>
>> >> I like Scotch, especially the single malts. The price of good Scotch
>> >> limits my consumption.
>> >>
>> >As far as I'm concerned you can have every single drop of scotch that has ever
>> >or will be made.
>>
>> We know Joan, you don't like scotch. Listen everybody: JOAN DOES NOT
>> LIKE SCOTCH. REPEAT: JOAN DOES NOT LIKE SCOTCH.
>>
>> Is that better?
>>
>I was talking to Dave, eavesdropper.

Ah, you're confusing email and Usenet. I promise that I'll never
eavesdrop when you email Dave.

Bruce wrote:
> On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 13:54:12 -0700 (PDT), "
> > wrote:
>
>> On Friday, June 7, 2019 at 3:07:46 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>> On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 12:56:05 -0700 (PDT), "
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 9:14:15 PM UTC-5, Dave Smith wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 6/6/2019 3:30 PM, wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> I gave up on scotch y-e-a-r-s ago and don't even try anymore.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I like Scotch, especially the single malts. The price of good Scotch
>>>>> limits my consumption.
>>>>>
>>>> As far as I'm concerned you can have every single drop of scotch that has ever
>>>> or will be made.
>>>
>>> We know Joan, you don't like scotch. Listen everybody: JOAN DOES NOT
>>> LIKE SCOTCH. REPEAT: JOAN DOES NOT LIKE SCOTCH.
>>>
>>> Is that better?
>>>
>> I was talking to Dave, eavesdropper.
>
> Ah, you're confusing email and Usenet. I promise that I'll never
> eavesdrop when you email Dave.
>

You're a nice guy Bruce, and I like you. I recommend you buy a
bottle of viagra and an airsoft gun. Take 4 viagra pills, wait 30
minutes, and whack off while shooting a pic of Joan with your new
Airsoft plastic BB gun.

Repeat, using a pic of Jill. Repeat for others as needed.

The next day, sell your BB gun on ebay, and put this gun obsession
behind you. Don't let your hatred destroy your life Bruce.

Bruce wrote:
> On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 12:56:05 -0700 (PDT), "
> > wrote:
>
>> On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 9:14:15 PM UTC-5, Dave Smith wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 6/6/2019 3:30 PM, wrote:
>>>
>>>>> I gave up on scotch y-e-a-r-s ago and don't even try anymore.
>>>>>
>>>
>>> I like Scotch, especially the single malts. The price of good Scotch
>>> limits my consumption.
>>>
>> As far as I'm concerned you can have every single drop of scotch that has ever
>> or will be made.
>
> We know Joan, you don't like scotch. Listen everybody: JOAN DOES NOT
> LIKE SCOTCH. REPEAT: JOAN DOES NOT LIKE SCOTCH.
>
> Is that better?
>

Yeah, but yoose forgot to mention that she has a *GUN*

REPEAT: JOAN HAS A GUN AND DOES NOT LIKE SCOTCH.

REPEAT (OVER AND OVER): JOAN HAS A GUN !!!!!!!!







DRUCE IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A GUN!

On Friday, June 7, 2019 at 5:44:59 PM UTC-4, Hank Rogers wrote:
> Bruce wrote:
> > On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 12:56:05 -0700 (PDT), "
> > > wrote:
> >
> >> On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 9:14:15 PM UTC-5, Dave Smith wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On 6/6/2019 3:30 PM, wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>> I gave up on scotch y-e-a-r-s ago and don't even try anymore.
> >>>>>
> >>>
> >>> I like Scotch, especially the single malts. The price of good Scotch
> >>> limits my consumption.
> >>>
> >> As far as I'm concerned you can have every single drop of scotch that has ever
> >> or will be made.
> >
> > We know Joan, you don't like scotch. Listen everybody: JOAN DOES NOT
> > LIKE SCOTCH. REPEAT: JOAN DOES NOT LIKE SCOTCH.
> >
> > Is that better?
> >
>
> Yeah, but yoose forgot to mention that she has a *GUN*
>
> REPEAT: JOAN HAS A GUN AND DOES NOT LIKE SCOTCH.

I also have a gun and do not like Scotch.

Cindy Hamilton

"Cindy Hamilton" wrote in message
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On Friday, June 7, 2019 at 5:44:59 PM UTC-4, Hank Rogers wrote:
> Bruce wrote:
> > On Fri, 7 Jun 2019 12:56:05 -0700 (PDT), "
> > > wrote:
> >
> >> On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 9:14:15 PM UTC-5, Dave Smith wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On 6/6/2019 3:30 PM, wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>> I gave up on scotch y-e-a-r-s ago and don't even try anymore.
> >>>>>
> >>>
> >>> I like Scotch, especially the single malts. The price of good Scotch
> >>> limits my consumption.
> >>>
> >> As far as I'm concerned you can have every single drop of scotch that
> >> has ever
> >> or will be made.
> >
> > We know Joan, you don't like scotch. Listen everybody: JOAN DOES NOT
> > LIKE SCOTCH. REPEAT: JOAN DOES NOT LIKE SCOTCH.
> >
> > Is that better?
> >
>
> Yeah, but yoose forgot to mention that she has a *GUN*
>
> REPEAT: JOAN HAS A GUN AND DOES NOT LIKE SCOTCH.

I also have a gun and do not like Scotch.

Cindy Hamilton

====

+1

On Saturday, June 8, 2019 at 5:00:40 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>
> I also have a gun and do not like Scotch.
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>
Let's make Bruce a nervous wreck; let's clean our guns together and make him
sit here and watch as we handle them with abandon.

))

On 2019-06-06 8:14 p.m., Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2019-06-06 4:15 p.m., Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> On 6/6/2019 3:30 PM, wrote:
>
>>>> I can handle anything but the bourbon, but I keep trying every couple
>>>> of years. One day, I'll like it.
>>>>
>>> I gave up on scotch y-e-a-r-s ago and don't even try anymore.
>>>
>> Never cared for it but some of the better single malts are OK but
>> still not my favorite.
>
> I like Scotch, especially the single malts.Â* The price of good Scotch
> limits my consumption.

The vile taste limits mine!