I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
wants a real turkey too.

A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.

--Bryan

On Mon, 9 Nov 2015 04:59:07 -0800 (PST), MisterDiddyWahDiddy
> wrote:

>I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>wants a real turkey too.
>
>A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>
>--Bryan

You think that was a synthetic turkey? Smoked in the grocery store's
smoker or your's, it's still a turkey. But you ARE correct in that
when the grocery store cooks it, you don't necessarally know how the
turkey started out. A real fresh unadulterated non-antibiotic sodden
turkey, or one of those saline injected meat slugs like a Butterball
turkey!

One of the best turkey's I cooked with mny family was an Amish turkey
I got from Starr's, 2 to 3 times the price of the saline injected meat
slugs they sell at grocery stores, but subtley much more delicious.

John Kuthe...

On Mon, 09 Nov 2015 08:22:10 -0600, John Kuthe >
wrote:

>On Mon, 9 Nov 2015 04:59:07 -0800 (PST), MisterDiddyWahDiddy
> wrote:
>
>>I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>>GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>>on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>>way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>>wants a real turkey too.
>>
>>A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>>
>>--Bryan
>
>You think that was a synthetic turkey? Smoked in the grocery store's
>smoker or your's, it's still a turkey. But you ARE correct in that
>when the grocery store cooks it, you don't necessarally know how the
>turkey started out. A real fresh unadulterated non-antibiotic sodden
>turkey, or one of those saline injected meat slugs like a Butterball
>turkey!
>
>One of the best turkey's I cooked with mny family was an Amish turkey
>I got from Starr's, 2 to 3 times the price of the saline injected meat
>slugs they sell at grocery stores, but subtley much more delicious.
>
>John Kuthe...

Plus it's extremely UNgracious of you to sneer at another's gift of a
Thankgiving dinner. Not surprising though, from someone most likely
suffering from Narcissistic Personality Disorder. No empathy, thinks
he's superior to everyone else.

John Kuthe...

On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 9:56:00 AM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
> On Mon, 09 Nov 2015 08:22:10 -0600, John Kuthe >
> wrote:
>
> >On Mon, 9 Nov 2015 04:59:07 -0800 (PST), MisterDiddyWahDiddy
> > wrote:
> >
> >>I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> >>GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> >>on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> >>way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> >>wants a real turkey too.
> >>
> >>A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
> >>
> >>--Bryan
> >
> >You think that was a synthetic turkey? Smoked in the grocery store's
> >smoker or your's, it's still a turkey. But you ARE correct in that
> >when the grocery store cooks it, you don't necessarally know how the
> >turkey started out. A real fresh unadulterated non-antibiotic sodden
> >turkey, or one of those saline injected meat slugs like a Butterball
> >turkey!
> >
> >One of the best turkey's I cooked with mny family was an Amish turkey
> >I got from Starr's, 2 to 3 times the price of the saline injected meat
> >slugs they sell at grocery stores, but subtley much more delicious.
> >
> >John Kuthe...
>
> Plus it's extremely UNgracious of you to sneer at another's gift of a
> Thankgiving dinner. Not surprising though, from someone most likely
> suffering from Narcissistic Personality Disorder. No empathy, thinks
> he's superior to everyone else.
>
> John Kuthe...

Well, look at it this way - as nasty as he is, he still got invited to Thanksgiving. What are you and your hand planning for the holiday?

wrote:
> On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 9:56:00 AM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
>> On Mon, 09 Nov 2015 08:22:10 -0600, John Kuthe >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 9 Nov 2015 04:59:07 -0800 (PST), MisterDiddyWahDiddy
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>>>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>>>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>>>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>>>> wants a real turkey too.
>>>>
>>>> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>>>>
>>>> --Bryan
>>>
>>> You think that was a synthetic turkey? Smoked in the grocery store's
>>> smoker or your's, it's still a turkey. But you ARE correct in that
>>> when the grocery store cooks it, you don't necessarally know how the
>>> turkey started out. A real fresh unadulterated non-antibiotic sodden
>>> turkey, or one of those saline injected meat slugs like a Butterball
>>> turkey!
>>>
>>> One of the best turkey's I cooked with mny family was an Amish turkey
>>> I got from Starr's, 2 to 3 times the price of the saline injected meat
>>> slugs they sell at grocery stores, but subtley much more delicious.
>>>
>>> John Kuthe...
>>
>> Plus it's extremely UNgracious of you to sneer at another's gift of a
>> Thankgiving dinner. Not surprising though, from someone most likely
>> suffering from Narcissistic Personality Disorder. No empathy, thinks
>> he's superior to everyone else.
>>
>> John Kuthe...
>
> Well, look at it this way - as nasty as he is, he still got invited to Thanksgiving. What are you and your hand planning for the holiday?
>
+1000!

On Mon, 9 Nov 2015 07:34:09 -0800 (PST), wrote:

>On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 9:56:00 AM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
>> On Mon, 09 Nov 2015 08:22:10 -0600, John Kuthe >
>> wrote:
>>
>> >On Mon, 9 Nov 2015 04:59:07 -0800 (PST), MisterDiddyWahDiddy
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> >>I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>> >>GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>> >>on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>> >>way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>> >>wants a real turkey too.
>> >>
>> >>A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>> >>
>> >>--Bryan
>> >
>> >You think that was a synthetic turkey? Smoked in the grocery store's
>> >smoker or your's, it's still a turkey. But you ARE correct in that
>> >when the grocery store cooks it, you don't necessarally know how the
>> >turkey started out. A real fresh unadulterated non-antibiotic sodden
>> >turkey, or one of those saline injected meat slugs like a Butterball
>> >turkey!
>> >
>> >One of the best turkey's I cooked with mny family was an Amish turkey
>> >I got from Starr's, 2 to 3 times the price of the saline injected meat
>> >slugs they sell at grocery stores, but subtley much more delicious.
>> >
>> >John Kuthe...
>>
>> Plus it's extremely UNgracious of you to sneer at another's gift of a
>> Thankgiving dinner. Not surprising though, from someone most likely
>> suffering from Narcissistic Personality Disorder. No empathy, thinks
>> he's superior to everyone else.
>>
>> John Kuthe...
>
>Well, look at it this way - as nasty as he is, he still got invited to Thanksgiving. What are you and your hand planning for the holiday?

I was invited to MY family's Thanksgiving too. I'm making and being my
Majical Garlic Potatoes (they were requested!) and I'm sure most of
not all the oither dishes being made and served will be wonderfully
delicious. I have some great cookers in my family, and *I* don't sneer
haughtily at their efforts as Bryan seems to do to his family's
efforts. That is a sign/symptom of his probable Narcissistic
Personality Disorder.

John Kuthe...

OBRecipe:

It's a recipe from a local restaurant that I got in a newsletter years
ago. I'll give you my slightly modified version:

5 lbs potatoes

4 cups 40% cream

2 heads of fresh garlic (not the stuff in jars!)

1 tsp salt

1 tsp white pepper (black pepper works too, but makes black specks in
the sauce!)

Gruyere swiss cheese


Peel (optional I suppose) and slice up the potatoes into chunk slices
about 1/4 inch thick. Peel and mince the garlic, and I pare that
little green plant out of the middle of each clove (A PITA, but it's
kinda fun too!)

In a large pot, put the potato pieces, the cream, the garlic and the
salt and pepper and bring to a gentle boil for about 10-15 mins. Thin
with a little milk to make it easy to stir.

Then pour into a shallow baking pan like a lasagna pan, and grate
Gruyere cheese on top. Bake at 350F for 40 mins or into until the
Gruyere gets light golden brown.

Let sit for 30 mins after baking, and enjoy!

John Kuthe wrote:
> On Mon, 09 Nov 2015 08:22:10 -0600, John Kuthe >
> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 9 Nov 2015 04:59:07 -0800 (PST), MisterDiddyWahDiddy
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>>> wants a real turkey too.
>>>
>>> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>>>
>>> --Bryan
>>
>> You think that was a synthetic turkey? Smoked in the grocery store's
>> smoker or your's, it's still a turkey. But you ARE correct in that
>> when the grocery store cooks it, you don't necessarally know how the
>> turkey started out. A real fresh unadulterated non-antibiotic sodden
>> turkey, or one of those saline injected meat slugs like a Butterball
>> turkey!
>>
>> One of the best turkey's I cooked with mny family was an Amish turkey
>> I got from Starr's, 2 to 3 times the price of the saline injected meat
>> slugs they sell at grocery stores, but subtley much more delicious.
>>
>> John Kuthe...
>
> Plus it's extremely UNgracious of you to sneer at another's gift of a
> Thankgiving dinner. Not surprising though, from someone most likely
> suffering from Narcissistic Personality Disorder. No empathy, thinks
> he's superior to everyone else.
>
> John Kuthe...
>
+1

On 11/9/2015 6:59 AM, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> wants a real turkey too.
>
> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>
> --Bryan
>

I would be disappointed if smoked turkey were served for Thanksgiving
dinner (although I enjoy it for lunches), but I would never say anything
about it. If someone invites me for Thanksgiving dinner (as they have
this year), the only way I would reject anything is if I am allergic to
it. For example, I am allergic to fish and I do pass on that. Even so,
I just do not eat it but do not talk about it. If a real roast turkey
is so important to you, perhaps you should offer to take on for the
dinner so your SIL will not have to make one.

MaryL

MaryL wrote:
> On 11/9/2015 6:59 AM, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>> wants a real turkey too.
>>
>> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>>
>> --Bryan
>>
>
> I would be disappointed if smoked turkey were served for Thanksgiving
> dinner (although I enjoy it for lunches), but I would never say anything
> about it. If someone invites me for Thanksgiving dinner (as they have
> this year), the only way I would reject anything is if I am allergic to
> it. For example, I am allergic to fish and I do pass on that. Even so,
> I just do not eat it but do not talk about it. If a real roast turkey
> is so important to you, perhaps you should offer to take on for the
> dinner so your SIL will not have to make one.
>
> MaryL
>
+1

On 11/9/2015 10:28 AM, MaryL wrote:
> On 11/9/2015 6:59 AM, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>> wants a real turkey too.
>>
>> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>>
>> --Bryan
>>
>
> I would be disappointed if smoked turkey were served for Thanksgiving
> dinner (although I enjoy it for lunches), but I would never say anything
> about it. If someone invites me for Thanksgiving dinner (as they have
> this year), the only way I would reject anything is if I am allergic to
> it. For example, I am allergic to fish and I do pass on that. Even so,
> I just do not eat it but do not talk about it. If a real roast turkey
> is so important to you, perhaps you should offer to take on for the
> dinner so your SIL will not have to make one.
>
> MaryL
>
There ya go. I see absolutely no reason to accept an invitation if he
doesn't like what she's going to serve. Make your own turkey, don't
complain about free food that hasn't even happened yet.

Jill

jmcquown wrote:
> On 11/9/2015 10:28 AM, MaryL wrote:
>> On 11/9/2015 6:59 AM, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>>> wants a real turkey too.
>>>
>>> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>>>
>>> --Bryan
>>>
>>
>> I would be disappointed if smoked turkey were served for Thanksgiving
>> dinner (although I enjoy it for lunches), but I would never say anything
>> about it. If someone invites me for Thanksgiving dinner (as they have
>> this year), the only way I would reject anything is if I am allergic to
>> it. For example, I am allergic to fish and I do pass on that. Even so,
>> I just do not eat it but do not talk about it. If a real roast turkey
>> is so important to you, perhaps you should offer to take on for the
>> dinner so your SIL will not have to make one.
>>
>> MaryL
>>
> There ya go. I see absolutely no reason to accept an invitation if he
> doesn't like what she's going to serve. Make your own turkey, don't
> complain about free food that hasn't even happened yet.
>
> Jill


Self centered people tend to do self centered things.

On Mon, 9 Nov 2015 08:59:52 -0700, Embudo > wrote:

> jmcquown wrote:
> > On 11/9/2015 10:28 AM, MaryL wrote:
> >> On 11/9/2015 6:59 AM, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> >>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> >>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> >>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> >>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> >>> wants a real turkey too.
> >>>
> >>> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
> >>>
> >>> --Bryan
> >>>
> >>
> >> I would be disappointed if smoked turkey were served for Thanksgiving
> >> dinner (although I enjoy it for lunches), but I would never say anything
> >> about it. If someone invites me for Thanksgiving dinner (as they have
> >> this year), the only way I would reject anything is if I am allergic to
> >> it. For example, I am allergic to fish and I do pass on that. Even so,
> >> I just do not eat it but do not talk about it. If a real roast turkey
> >> is so important to you, perhaps you should offer to take on for the
> >> dinner so your SIL will not have to make one.
> >>
> >> MaryL
> >>
> > There ya go. I see absolutely no reason to accept an invitation if he
> > doesn't like what she's going to serve. Make your own turkey, don't
> > complain about free food that hasn't even happened yet.
> >
> > Jill
>
>
> Self centered people tend to do self centered things.

He could always smoke one and offer to bring it over for Thanksgiving.
Personally, I liked what I made which was a 10-12 bird done in two
hours over offset coals. Plenty smoky and juicy too.

--

sf

On 11/9/2015 10:52 AM, jmcquown wrote:
> On 11/9/2015 10:28 AM, MaryL wrote:
>> On 11/9/2015 6:59 AM, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>>> wants a real turkey too.

So you're teaching your son bad manners? That should serve him
well in life.

>> I would be disappointed if smoked turkey were served for Thanksgiving
>> dinner (although I enjoy it for lunches), but I would never say anything
>> about it. If someone invites me for Thanksgiving dinner (as they have
>> this year), the only way I would reject anything is if I am allergic to
>> it. For example, I am allergic to fish and I do pass on that. Even so,
>> I just do not eat it but do not talk about it. If a real roast turkey
>> is so important to you, perhaps you should offer to take on for the
>> dinner so your SIL will not have to make one.

> There ya go. I see absolutely no reason to accept an invitation if he
> doesn't like what she's going to serve. Make your own turkey, don't
> complain about free food that hasn't even happened yet.

I don't like a lot of smoked foods, either, that's why I'd eat sides
and be happy with that. If I'm desperate for a turkey made the way
I like it, I'll make my own.

nancy

Nancy Young wrote:
> On 11/9/2015 10:52 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>> On 11/9/2015 10:28 AM, MaryL wrote:
>>> On 11/9/2015 6:59 AM, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>>>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>>>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>>>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>>>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>>>> wants a real turkey too.
>
> So you're teaching your son bad manners? That should serve him
> well in life.

Ever wonder why cycles of abuse perpetuate themselves in human affairs?

>
>>> I would be disappointed if smoked turkey were served for Thanksgiving
>>> dinner (although I enjoy it for lunches), but I would never say anything
>>> about it. If someone invites me for Thanksgiving dinner (as they have
>>> this year), the only way I would reject anything is if I am allergic to
>>> it. For example, I am allergic to fish and I do pass on that. Even so,
>>> I just do not eat it but do not talk about it. If a real roast turkey
>>> is so important to you, perhaps you should offer to take on for the
>>> dinner so your SIL will not have to make one.
>
>> There ya go. I see absolutely no reason to accept an invitation if he
>> doesn't like what she's going to serve. Make your own turkey, don't
>> complain about free food that hasn't even happened yet.
>
> I don't like a lot of smoked foods, either, that's why I'd eat sides
> and be happy with that. If I'm desperate for a turkey made the way
> I like it, I'll make my own.
>
> nancy
>

On 11/9/2015 11:07 AM, Nancy Young wrote:
> On 11/9/2015 10:52 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>> On 11/9/2015 10:28 AM, MaryL wrote:
>>> On 11/9/2015 6:59 AM, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>>>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>>>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>>>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>>>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>>>> wants a real turkey too.
>
> So you're teaching your son bad manners? That should serve him
> well in life.
>
>>> I would be disappointed if smoked turkey were served for Thanksgiving
>>> dinner (although I enjoy it for lunches), but I would never say anything
>>> about it. If someone invites me for Thanksgiving dinner (as they have
>>> this year), the only way I would reject anything is if I am allergic to
>>> it. For example, I am allergic to fish and I do pass on that. Even so,
>>> I just do not eat it but do not talk about it. If a real roast turkey
>>> is so important to you, perhaps you should offer to take on for the
>>> dinner so your SIL will not have to make one.
>
>> There ya go. I see absolutely no reason to accept an invitation if he
>> doesn't like what she's going to serve. Make your own turkey, don't
>> complain about free food that hasn't even happened yet.
>
> I don't like a lot of smoked foods, either, that's why I'd eat sides
> and be happy with that. If I'm desperate for a turkey made the way
> I like it, I'll make my own.
>
> nancy
>
I'm sure some folks remember my posting about when my brother and I were
roommates in the 1980's. He decided to smoke the turkey for
Thanksgiving. I don't like smoked turkey. (It was my fault, though, I
bought him the smoker as a gift.) Well, he went out and got completely
lit the night before. He came home around 3:30 AM and had to get up at
6AM to start the wood in the smoker. The turkey was supposed to tend to
itself... or so he thought. Turned out to be the coldest day on record
that year. It wouldn't stay lit. 12 hours or so later... maybe finally
done.

I'm sure if you like smoked turkey it was fine. I did not like it a
bit. I found it difficult to use the leftovers, too. I'm not a fan of
turkey but give me roasted turkey vs. smoked turkey any day. Creamed
smoked turkey just didn't cut it. Sandwiches were okay but I still
don't like smoked turkey.

Jill

On Mon, 9 Nov 2015 11:07:12 -0500, Nancy Young
> wrote:

> I don't like a lot of smoked foods, either, that's why I'd eat sides
> and be happy with that. If I'm desperate for a turkey made the way
> I like it, I'll make my own.

I stopped doing it because hubby didn't like it to begin with and I
didn't like the leftovers. I still think about it though. Maybe I'll
buy a thigh and smoke that the way I used to do the whole bird.

--

sf

sf wrote:
> On Mon, 9 Nov 2015 11:07:12 -0500, Nancy Young
> > wrote:
>
>> I don't like a lot of smoked foods, either, that's why I'd eat sides
>> and be happy with that. If I'm desperate for a turkey made the way
>> I like it, I'll make my own.
>
> I stopped doing it because hubby didn't like it to begin with and I
> didn't like the leftovers. I still think about it though. Maybe I'll
> buy a thigh and smoke that the way I used to do the whole bird.
>

If you do so I recommend brining it first, then glazing with maple
syrup, and of course using maple chips in the smoker.

Some tasty stuff, if you're into maple.

And no the taste isn't cloying at all, it melds well with the turkey.

http://www.finecooking.com/recipes/m...ed-turkey.aspx

On Mon, 9 Nov 2015 11:07:12 -0500, Nancy Young
> wrote:

>On 11/9/2015 10:52 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>> On 11/9/2015 10:28 AM, MaryL wrote:
>>> On 11/9/2015 6:59 AM, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>>>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>>>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>>>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>>>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>>>> wants a real turkey too.
>
>So you're teaching your son bad manners? That should serve him
>well in life.
>
>>> I would be disappointed if smoked turkey were served for Thanksgiving
>>> dinner (although I enjoy it for lunches), but I would never say anything
>>> about it. If someone invites me for Thanksgiving dinner (as they have
>>> this year), the only way I would reject anything is if I am allergic to
>>> it. For example, I am allergic to fish and I do pass on that. Even so,
>>> I just do not eat it but do not talk about it. If a real roast turkey
>>> is so important to you, perhaps you should offer to take on for the
>>> dinner so your SIL will not have to make one.
>
>> There ya go. I see absolutely no reason to accept an invitation if he
>> doesn't like what she's going to serve. Make your own turkey, don't
>> complain about free food that hasn't even happened yet.
>
>I don't like a lot of smoked foods, either, that's why I'd eat sides
>and be happy with that. If I'm desperate for a turkey made the way
>I like it, I'll make my own.
>
>nancy

Knowing this far in advance a gentleman would offer to roast and bring
a turkey... than everyone would have a choice of smoked turkey and
Bwrrryan's Walmart turkey imported from China.

On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 2:13:13 PM UTC-6, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> On Mon, 9 Nov 2015 11:07:12 -0500, Nancy Young
> > wrote:
>
> >On 11/9/2015 10:52 AM, jmcquown wrote:
> >> On 11/9/2015 10:28 AM, MaryL wrote:
> >>> On 11/9/2015 6:59 AM, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> >>>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> >>>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> >>>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> >>>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> >>>> wants a real turkey too.
> >
> >So you're teaching your son bad manners? That should serve him
> >well in life.
> >
> >>> I would be disappointed if smoked turkey were served for Thanksgiving
> >>> dinner (although I enjoy it for lunches), but I would never say anything
> >>> about it. If someone invites me for Thanksgiving dinner (as they have
> >>> this year), the only way I would reject anything is if I am allergic to
> >>> it. For example, I am allergic to fish and I do pass on that. Even so,
> >>> I just do not eat it but do not talk about it. If a real roast turkey
> >>> is so important to you, perhaps you should offer to take on for the
> >>> dinner so your SIL will not have to make one.
> >
> >> There ya go. I see absolutely no reason to accept an invitation if he
> >> doesn't like what she's going to serve. Make your own turkey, don't
> >> complain about free food that hasn't even happened yet.
> >
> >I don't like a lot of smoked foods, either, that's why I'd eat sides
> >and be happy with that. If I'm desperate for a turkey made the way
> >I like it, I'll make my own.
> >
> >nancy
>
> Knowing this far in advance a gentleman would offer to roast and bring
> a turkey...
>
They live 30+ minutes away. That wouldn't be practical.

> than everyone would have a choice of smoked turkey and
> Bwrrryan's Walmart turkey imported from China.

Dumbass Sheldon, the USA is an exporter of turkeys *to* China, and we do not
import any significant amount of poultry. Your WalMart turkeys are hatched,
raised and processed in the USA.

"The United States is by far the world's largest turkey producer, followed by the European Union. Even though exports are a major component of U.S. turkey use, the United States consumes more turkey per capita than any other country."
source-- http://www.farm-equipment.com/articl...n-thanksgiving

--Bryan

On Mon, 9 Nov 2015 09:28:23 -0600, MaryL >
wrote:

>On 11/9/2015 6:59 AM, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>> wants a real turkey too.
>>
>> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>>
>> --Bryan
>>
>
>I would be disappointed if smoked turkey were served for Thanksgiving
>dinner (although I enjoy it for lunches), but I would never say anything
>about it. If someone invites me for Thanksgiving dinner (as they have
>this year), the only way I would reject anything is if I am allergic to
>it.
....

Exactly, it is very impolite to reject and sneer at someone else's
cooking the way Bryan does. That behavior is a sign of his probable
Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

John Kuthe...

MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> wants a real turkey too.

Well then buck up and BUY your own turkey, you insufferably ungrateful
sponger!

> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>
> --Bryan

Which is more than you GODDAMN Deserve!

On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 9:43:48 AM UTC-6, Embudo wrote:
> MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> > I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> > GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> > on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> > way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> > wants a real turkey too.
>
> Well then buck up and BUY your own turkey, you insufferably ungrateful
> sponger!
>
> > A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
> >
> > --Bryan
>
> Which is more than you GODDAMN Deserve!

HAHA! I got you to break the 4th Commandment.

--Bryan

MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 9:43:48 AM UTC-6, Embudo wrote:
>> MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>>> wants a real turkey too.
>>
>> Well then buck up and BUY your own turkey, you insufferably ungrateful
>> sponger!
>>
>>> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>>>
>>> --Bryan
>>
>> Which is more than you GODDAMN Deserve!
>
> HAHA! I got you to break the 4th Commandment.
>
> --Bryan
>

I've fractured a few more in my days, and will again, lol!

On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 4:59:12 AM UTC-8, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> wants a real turkey too.
>
> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>
> --Bryan

Quick, go to the store and buy some thighs and drumsticks before they
disappear. Or a real turkey breast. Pop them in the freezer for
T-Day.

Then roast them in the oven and bring them with you. Say you and
your family have blood pressure issues, or are allergic to woodsmoke.

Problem solved.

MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>
> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> wants a real turkey too.
>
> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.

But...have you ever had one? It might be good? :-o

Personally, I love cooking *the works* on T-Day. I wouldn't want any
premade things.

On Mon, 09 Nov 2015 12:13:40 -0500, Gary > wrote:

>MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>>
>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>> wants a real turkey too.
>>
>> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>
>But...have you ever had one? It might be good? :-o
>
>Personally, I love cooking *the works* on T-Day. I wouldn't want any
>premade things.

Best apple wood smoked turkey I ever had was one my Ex's alcoholic
father made years ago!! YUM!!

John Kuthe...

John Kuthe wrote:
> On Mon, 09 Nov 2015 12:13:40 -0500, Gary > wrote:
>
>> MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>>>
>>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>>> wants a real turkey too.
>>>
>>> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>>
>> But...have you ever had one? It might be good? :-o
>>
>> Personally, I love cooking *the works* on T-Day. I wouldn't want any
>> premade things.
>
> Best apple wood smoked turkey I ever had was one my Ex's alcoholic
> father made years ago!! YUM!!
>
> John Kuthe...
>

They were both toasted, how nice...

MisterDiddyWahDiddy blew:

> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> wants a real turkey too.
>
> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.


Fixed yer subject line there, Butch...


--
Best
Greg

On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 2:59:12 AM UTC-10, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> wants a real turkey too.
>
> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>
> --Bryan

I don't see any love or respect. If you actually loved your SIL, you'd laugh this off as just a funny foible of hers. Instead, you whine like a diva because a little sliced meat is not to your liking. It's a lot easier to curse the darkness instead of lighting a candle, ain't it?

Oops, I did it again... hit that "Post" button instead of "Discard." Silly me!

dsi1 wrote:
> On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 2:59:12 AM UTC-10, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>> wants a real turkey too.
>>
>> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>>
>> --Bryan
>
> I don't see any love or respect. If you actually loved your SIL, you'd laugh this off as just a funny foible of hers. Instead, you whine like a diva because a little sliced meat is not to your liking. It's a lot easier to curse the darkness instead of lighting a candle, ain't it?
>
> Oops, I did it again... hit that "Post" button instead of "Discard." Silly me!
>
I'm thinking you may have an alter-ego there...

;-)

On Tuesday, November 10, 2015 at 7:57:45 AM UTC-10, Embudo wrote:
> dsi1 wrote:
> > On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 2:59:12 AM UTC-10, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> >> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> >> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> >> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> >> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> >> wants a real turkey too.
> >>
> >> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
> >>
> >> --Bryan
> >
> > I don't see any love or respect. If you actually loved your SIL, you'd laugh this off as just a funny foible of hers. Instead, you whine like a diva because a little sliced meat is not to your liking. It's a lot easier to curse the darkness instead of lighting a candle, ain't it?
> >
> > Oops, I did it again... hit that "Post" button instead of "Discard." Silly me!
> >
> I'm thinking you may have an alter-ego there...
>
> ;-)

The first time was an accident. Perhaps not so, the second...

dsi1 wrote:
> On Tuesday, November 10, 2015 at 7:57:45 AM UTC-10, Embudo wrote:
>> dsi1 wrote:
>>> On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 2:59:12 AM UTC-10, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>>>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>>>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>>>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>>>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>>>> wants a real turkey too.
>>>>
>>>> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>>>>
>>>> --Bryan
>>>
>>> I don't see any love or respect. If you actually loved your SIL, you'd laugh this off as just a funny foible of hers. Instead, you whine like a diva because a little sliced meat is not to your liking. It's a lot easier to curse the darkness instead of lighting a candle, ain't it?
>>>
>>> Oops, I did it again... hit that "Post" button instead of "Discard." Silly me!
>>>
>> I'm thinking you may have an alter-ego there...
>>
>> ;-)
>
> The first time was an accident. Perhaps not so, the second...
>
We're going to have to get you and your doppleganger on better terms!

:-)

On Tue, 10 Nov 2015 09:46:00 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
wrote:

> On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 2:59:12 AM UTC-10, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> > I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> > GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> > on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> > way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> > wants a real turkey too.
> >
> > A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
> >
> > --Bryan
>
> I don't see any love or respect. If you actually loved your SIL, you'd laugh this off as just a funny foible of hers. Instead, you whine like a diva because a little sliced meat is not to your liking. It's a lot easier to curse the darkness instead of lighting a candle, ain't it?
>
> Oops, I did it again... hit that "Post" button instead of "Discard." Silly me!

He should go back to his most descriptive nom de plume: Food Snob.

--

sf

On Tuesday, November 10, 2015 at 10:21:48 AM UTC-10, sf wrote:
> On Tue, 10 Nov 2015 09:46:00 -0800 (PST), dsi1 <>
> wrote:
>
> > On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 2:59:12 AM UTC-10, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> > > I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> > > GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> > > on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> > > way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> > > wants a real turkey too.
> > >
> > > A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
> > >
> > > --Bryan
> >
> > I don't see any love or respect. If you actually loved your SIL, you'd laugh this off as just a funny foible of hers. Instead, you whine like a diva because a little sliced meat is not to your liking. It's a lot easier to curse the darkness instead of lighting a candle, ain't it?
> >
> > Oops, I did it again... hit that "Post" button instead of "Discard." Silly me!
>
> He should go back to his most descriptive nom de plume: Food Snob.
>
> --
>
> sf

More angry than snob.

On Tue, 10 Nov 2015 12:45:14 -0800 (PST), dsi1 >
wrote:

> On Tuesday, November 10, 2015 at 10:21:48 AM UTC-10, sf wrote:
> > On Tue, 10 Nov 2015 09:46:00 -0800 (PST), dsi1 <>
> > wrote:
> >
> > > On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 2:59:12 AM UTC-10, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> > > > I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> > > > GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> > > > on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> > > > way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> > > > wants a real turkey too.
> > > >
> > > > A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
> > > >
> > > > --Bryan
> > >
> > > I don't see any love or respect. If you actually loved your SIL, you'd laugh this off as just a funny foible of hers. Instead, you whine like a diva because a little sliced meat is not to your liking. It's a lot easier to curse the darkness instead of lighting a candle, ain't it?
> > >
> > > Oops, I did it again... hit that "Post" button instead of "Discard." Silly me!
> >
> > He should go back to his most descriptive nom de plume: Food Snob.
> >
> > --
> >
> > sf
>
> More angry than snob.

He fell off the wagon.

--

sf