On Mon, 09 Nov 2015 12:13:40 -0500, Gary > wrote:

>MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>>
>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>> wants a real turkey too.
>>
>> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>
>But...have you ever had one? It might be good? :-o
>
>Personally, I love cooking *the works* on T-Day. I wouldn't want any
>premade things.

Best apple wood smoked turkey I ever had was one my Ex's alcoholic
father made years ago!! YUM!!

John Kuthe...