On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 4:59:12 AM UTC-8, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> wants a real turkey too.
>
> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>
> --Bryan

Quick, go to the store and buy some thighs and drumsticks before they
disappear. Or a real turkey breast. Pop them in the freezer for
T-Day.

Then roast them in the oven and bring them with you. Say you and
your family have blood pressure issues, or are allergic to woodsmoke.

Problem solved.