On Mon, 9 Nov 2015 04:59:07 -0800 (PST), MisterDiddyWahDiddy
> wrote:

>I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>wants a real turkey too.
>
>A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>
>--Bryan

You think that was a synthetic turkey? Smoked in the grocery store's
smoker or your's, it's still a turkey. But you ARE correct in that
when the grocery store cooks it, you don't necessarally know how the
turkey started out. A real fresh unadulterated non-antibiotic sodden
turkey, or one of those saline injected meat slugs like a Butterball
turkey!

One of the best turkey's I cooked with mny family was an Amish turkey
I got from Starr's, 2 to 3 times the price of the saline injected meat
slugs they sell at grocery stores, but subtley much more delicious.

John Kuthe...