Steve has been stalking this "Jerry" guy for a good long time over in
alt.food.fast-food:


On 6/20/2013 3:19 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Thu, 20 Jun 2013 09:12:23 -0500, Estegai Stumpweed, Esq. wrote:
>
>> Cujo DeSockpuppet > wrote:
>>
>>> We (tinw) would like to see Jerry give a great acceptance speech too.
>>
>> He can't. In his case it has to be an exceptance speech.
>
> I don't think Jerry has fully realized the magnitude and importance of
> winning any of these awards.
>
> The number of people who read alt.food.fast-food is dwarfed by the
> number of readers of alt.usenet.kooks. The whole world's eyes are on
> YOU Jerry. You will be expected to give a short speech upon being
> granted any award(s).
>
> -sw
>