Not wanting to hijack anothers post....
When we have left over Corned Beef, but not enough for eating it as a main meat for dinner, I make hash out of it. It is so superior to the canned junk. I just brown/caramelize some onions and brown the potatoes cut into small cubes in butter, then add the corned beef last just enough to get it hot. No salt is needed, but I do add pepper(I'm a pepper freak!!). It is a quick easy and delicious meal. I also add a litle nutmeg and a touch of cinnamon.
Try it, You'll Like It!!

On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 07:49:09 -0700 (PDT), Nanzi >
wrote:

> When we have left over Corned Beef, but not enough for eating it as a main meat for dinner, I make hash out of it.

Oh, yes - fully agreed... in fact, I buy an extra just to turn into
hash. So, so GOOD!


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On Tuesday, March 12, 2013 10:49:09 AM UTC-4, Nanzi wrote:
> Not wanting to hijack anothers post....
>
> When we have left over Corned Beef, but not enough for eating it as a main meat for dinner, I make hash out of it. It is so superior to the canned junk. I just brown/caramelize some onions and brown the potatoes cut into small cubes in butter, then add the corned beef last just enough to get it hot. No salt is needed, but I do add pepper(I'm a pepper freak!!). It is a quick easy and delicious meal. I also add a litle nutmeg and a touch of cinnamon.
>
> Try it, You'll Like It!!

At what point do you freeze it?

On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 13:32:03 -0500, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 07:49:09 -0700 (PDT), Nanzi wrote:
>
>> Not wanting to hijack anothers post.... When we have left over
>> Corned Beef, but not enough for eating it as a main meat for
>> dinner, I make hash out of it. It is so superior to the canned
>> junk. I just brown/caramelize some onions and brown the potatoes
>> cut into small cubes in butter, then add the corned beef last just
>> enough to get it hot. No salt is needed, but I do add pepper(I'm a
>> pepper freak!!). It is a quick easy and delicious meal. I also add
>> a litle nutmeg and a touch of cinnamon. Try it, You'll Like It!!
>
>I use onion, potatoes, and whatever peppers I have on hand. Topped
>with two eggs. It shouldn't look like dog food, but like this
>instead:
>
>http://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwertz...5511/lightbox/
>
>THAT is corned beef hash. Not the crap in the can.
>
>-sw
very nice looking although I prefer my hash chopped a bit smaller.
Janet US

On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 11:58:29 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

>On Tuesday, March 12, 2013 10:49:09 AM UTC-4, Nanzi wrote:
>> Not wanting to hijack anothers post....
>>
>> When we have left over Corned Beef, but not enough for eating it as a main meat for dinner, I make hash out of it. It is so superior to the canned junk. I just brown/caramelize some onions and brown the potatoes cut into small cubes in butter, then add the corned beef last just enough to get it hot. No salt is needed, but I do add pepper(I'm a pepper freak!!). It is a quick easy and delicious meal. I also add a litle nutmeg and a touch of cinnamon.
>>
>> Try it, You'll Like It!!
>
>At what point do you freeze it?

32 degrees

On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 07:49:09 -0700 (PDT), Nanzi >
wrote:

>Not wanting to hijack anothers post....
>When we have left over Corned Beef, but not enough for eating it as a main meat for dinner, I make hash out of it. It is so superior to the canned junk. I just brown/caramelize some onions and brown the potatoes cut into small cubes in butter, then add the corned beef last just enough to get it hot. No salt is needed, but I do add pepper(I'm a pepper freak!!). It is a quick easy and delicious meal. I also add a litle nutmeg and a touch of cinnamon.
>Try it, You'll Like It!!

Works with roast beef or pork too.

On Mar 12, 11:32*am, Sqwertz > wrote:
> On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 07:49:09 -0700 (PDT), Nanzi wrote:
> > Not wanting to hijack anothers post.... When we have left over
> > Corned Beef, but not enough for eating it as a main meat for
> > dinner, I make hash out of it. It is so superior to the canned
> > junk. I just brown/caramelize some onions and brown the potatoes
> > cut into small cubes in butter, then add the corned beef last just
> > enough to get it hot. No salt is needed, but I do add pepper(I'm a
> > pepper freak!!). It is a quick easy and delicious meal. I also add
> > a litle nutmeg and a touch of cinnamon. Try it, You'll Like It!!
>
> I use onion, potatoes, and whatever peppers I have on hand. *Topped
> with two eggs. *It shouldn't look like dog food, but like this
> instead:
>
> http://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwertz...5511/lightbox/
>
> THAT is corned beef hash. *Not the crap in the can.
>
> -sw

You should have place a slice of green pepper on the egg for a smiley
face.

On 3/12/2013 2:32 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 07:49:09 -0700 (PDT), Nanzi wrote:
>
>> Not wanting to hijack anothers post.... When we have left over
>> Corned Beef, but not enough for eating it as a main meat for
>> dinner, I make hash out of it. It is so superior to the canned
>> junk. I just brown/caramelize some onions and brown the potatoes
>> cut into small cubes in butter, then add the corned beef last just
>> enough to get it hot. No salt is needed, but I do add pepper(I'm a
>> pepper freak!!). It is a quick easy and delicious meal. I also add
>> a litle nutmeg and a touch of cinnamon. Try it, You'll Like It!!
>
> I use onion, potatoes, and whatever peppers I have on hand. Topped
> with two eggs. It shouldn't look like dog food, but like this
> instead:
>
> http://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwertz...5511/lightbox/
>
> THAT is corned beef hash. Not the crap in the can.
>
> -sw
>
Nope, that's two tits on a plate surrounded by something.

Jill

On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 21:32:55 -0500, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:13:41 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>
>> On 3/12/2013 2:32 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>> On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 07:49:09 -0700 (PDT), Nanzi wrote:
>>>
>>>> Not wanting to hijack anothers post.... When we have left over
>>>> Corned Beef, but not enough for eating it as a main meat for
>>>> dinner, I make hash out of it. It is so superior to the canned
>>>> junk. I just brown/caramelize some onions and brown the potatoes
>>>> cut into small cubes in butter, then add the corned beef last just
>>>> enough to get it hot. No salt is needed, but I do add pepper(I'm a
>>>> pepper freak!!). It is a quick easy and delicious meal. I also add
>>>> a litle nutmeg and a touch of cinnamon. Try it, You'll Like It!!
>>>
>>> I use onion, potatoes, and whatever peppers I have on hand. Topped
>>> with two eggs. It shouldn't look like dog food, but like this
>>> instead:
>>>
>>> http://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwertz...5511/lightbox/
>>>
>>> THAT is corned beef hash. Not the crap in the can.
>>>
>> Nope, that's two tits on a plate surrounded by something.
>
>Sheesh, that was even worse than Sheldon.
>
>And I'd thought women didn't say "tits"?

Proves the dwarf hasn't been with a woman for forty years.

Yum yum..sounds mighty good. Yall are going to force me into buying a corned beef here. Thanks.

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 15:35:31 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
>
>>> I use onion, potatoes, and whatever peppers I have on hand. Topped
>>> with two eggs. It shouldn't look like dog food, but like this
>>> instead:
>>>
>>> http://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwertz...5511/lightbox/
>>>
>>> THAT is corned beef hash. Not the crap in the can.
>>
>> You should have place a slice of green pepper on the egg for a smiley
>> face.
>
> I'm not one to play with my food like that. Or am I?
>
> http://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwertz...ream/lightbox/
> http://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwertz...ream/lightbox/
> (Those egg yolks are set in onion rings)
>
> I wrote that horror story exactly a year ago today. And I'm having
> boudin stuffed green peppers for dinner tonight. It must be annual
> Green Pepper day.

lol

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http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/shop/

On 3/12/2013 10:32 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>> I use onion, potatoes, and whatever peppers I have on hand. Topped
>>> >>with two eggs. It shouldn't look like dog food, but like this
>>> >>instead:
>>> >>
>>> >>http://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwertz...5511/lightbox/
>>> >>
>>> >>THAT is corned beef hash. Not the crap in the can.
>>> >>
>> >Nope, that's two tits on a plate surrounded by something.
> Sheesh, that was even worse than Sheldon.
>
Just yanking your chain, Steve!

> And I'd thought women didn't say "tits"?

There are a few words I don't say but that's not one of them.

Jill

On 3/13/2013 12:26 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
> Considering YOUR age, this sure sounds like a case of your projecting
> your own sex life, Shelly. It wouldn't exactly make sense that I
> haven't had a women since I was 5 years old, would it?
>
> -sw

LOL you never know! I had a "boyfriend" when I was 7. He'd follow me
around at recess and I'd kick him in the shins just to show I cared.
Sorry Carl!

Jill

On Tuesday, March 12, 2013 6:11:54 PM UTC-4, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 11:58:29 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
>
>
>
> >On Tuesday, March 12, 2013 10:49:09 AM UTC-4, Nanzi wrote:
>
> >> Not wanting to hijack anothers post....
>
> >>
>
> >> When we have left over Corned Beef, but not enough for eating it as a main meat for dinner, I make hash out of it. It is so superior to the canned junk. I just brown/caramelize some onions and brown the potatoes cut into small cubes in butter, then add the corned beef last just enough to get it hot. No salt is needed, but I do add pepper(I'm a pepper freak!!). It is a quick easy and delicious meal. I also add a litle nutmeg and a touch of cinnamon.
>
> >>
>
> >> Try it, You'll Like It!!
>
> >
>
> >At what point do you freeze it?
>
>
>
> 32 degrees

I don't think that will work, will it?

On Wed, 13 Mar 2013 07:59:00 -0400, jmcquown >
wrote:

> On 3/12/2013 10:32 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> >>> I use onion, potatoes, and whatever peppers I have on hand. Topped
> >>> >>with two eggs. It shouldn't look like dog food, but like this
> >>> >>instead:
> >>> >>
> >>> >>http://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwertz...5511/lightbox/
> >>> >>
> >>> >>THAT is corned beef hash. Not the crap in the can.
> >>> >>
> >> >Nope, that's two tits on a plate surrounded by something.
> > Sheesh, that was even worse than Sheldon.
> >
> Just yanking your chain, Steve!
>
> > And I'd thought women didn't say "tits"?
>
> There are a few words I don't say but that's not one of them.
>
Decent corned beef in hash is shredded, not cubed, and for god sake
leave the green peppers out. That's potatoes O'Brien with meat added
to it.

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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

"jmcquown" > wrote in message
...
> On 3/13/2013 12:26 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> Considering YOUR age, this sure sounds like a case of your projecting
>> your own sex life, Shelly. It wouldn't exactly make sense that I
>> haven't had a women since I was 5 years old, would it?
>>
>> -sw
>
> LOL you never know! I had a "boyfriend" when I was 7. He'd follow me
> around at recess and I'd kick him in the shins just to show I cared. Sorry
> Carl!
>
> Jill


Me too, I had one in the first grade, his name was Pat...what a hunk. ;-)

Cheri

On Wed, 13 Mar 2013 09:49:15 -0400, jmcquown >
wrote:

>On 3/13/2013 12:26 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> Considering YOUR age, this sure sounds like a case of your projecting
>> your own sex life, Shelly. It wouldn't exactly make sense that I
>> haven't had a women since I was 5 years old, would it?
>>
>> -sw
>
>LOL you never know! I had a "boyfriend" when I was 7. He'd follow me
>around at recess and I'd kick him in the shins just to show I cared.
>Sorry Carl!

I didn't have girlfriends until I was twelve, the early developers
would let be play with their breasts, their egos appreciated my
ministrations. Anyone with a 14 year old daughter who thinks they're
a virgin is on another planet, if she has breasts shes having sex...
and the two hundred pounders even with flat chests have figured out
that they'd be popular if they performed oral sex... nothing has
changed since the beginning of time.

On 3/12/2013 10:32 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:13:41 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>
>> On 3/12/2013 2:32 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>> On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 07:49:09 -0700 (PDT), Nanzi wrote:
>>>
>>>> Not wanting to hijack anothers post.... When we have left over
>>>> Corned Beef, but not enough for eating it as a main meat for
>>>> dinner, I make hash out of it. It is so superior to the canned
>>>> junk. I just brown/caramelize some onions and brown the potatoes
>>>> cut into small cubes in butter, then add the corned beef last just
>>>> enough to get it hot. No salt is needed, but I do add pepper(I'm a
>>>> pepper freak!!). It is a quick easy and delicious meal. I also add
>>>> a litle nutmeg and a touch of cinnamon. Try it, You'll Like It!!
>>>
>>> I use onion, potatoes, and whatever peppers I have on hand. Topped
>>> with two eggs. It shouldn't look like dog food, but like this
>>> instead:
>>>
>>> http://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwertz...5511/lightbox/
>>>
>>> THAT is corned beef hash. Not the crap in the can.
>>>
>> Nope, that's two tits on a plate surrounded by something.
>
> Sheesh, that was even worse than Sheldon.
>
> And I'd thought women didn't say "tits"?
>
> -sw
>
Sure we do but most of the time I prefer boobies.

On 3/12/2013 6:12 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

> On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 07:49:09 -0700 (PDT), Nanzi >
> wrote:
>
>> Not wanting to hijack anothers post....
>> When we have left over Corned Beef, but not enough for eating it as a main meat for dinner, I make hash out of it. It is so superior to the canned junk. I just brown/caramelize some onions and brown the potatoes cut into small cubes in butter, then add the corned beef last just enough to get it hot. No salt is needed, but I do add pepper(I'm a pepper freak!!). It is a quick easy and delicious meal. I also add a litle nutmeg and a touch of cinnamon.
>> Try it, You'll Like It!!
>
> Works with roast beef or pork too.
>
I was going to make some hash with a roast I cooked on Sunday but today
I finished it off cold and plain with just S&P. One day I'll have
enough. I tend to make very small roast beasts.

On 3/14/2013 2:37 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
> Even I find the word, "tits" kinda crude. I have scruples, after all.
> I'd rather see a woman hock a luggie than say "tits". I don't mind it
> in writing, but verbally it's a total turn off.
>
> -sw

To be truthful, I try not to curse. And yes, "tits" is crude.

A couple of years ago I was shopping in a Walgreens in town. I came out
to discover someone had hit my car. I'd already had a pretty bad day (I
hate shopping and just wanted to go home.) When I saw the damage to my
car, without even thinking I yelled, "Who the F***! hit my car?!" I
didn't expect an answer. But I got one. LOL

A little old lady came back from the store entrance saying, "It wasn't
me!" I just looked at her. Really?! LOL It was too comical.

She just happened to be driving the huge 1980's era Cadillac parked
right next to my car. Oh, and she was only about 4'10" tall. We're
talking stereotypical "can't see over the steering-wheel Granny" in a
*big* car.

I *did* feel a little chagrined about having yelled out the F-word like
that. But hey, it was a knee-jerk reaction. I'd had a bad day. Then I
come out of the store to find the rear quarter-panel and part of the
drivers' side door of my car bashed in. Yes, I cursed, loudly.

The fact is that old lady *did* hit my car. I couldn't prove it, of
course. The Walgreens doesn't have security cameras in the parking lot.
Naturally there were no witnesses. Thankfully I have very good insurance.

But yes, I use words some might not deem proper. It depends on the
circumstances.

Jill

On Thu, 14 Mar 2013 13:43:59 -0400, jmcquown >
wrote:

> The fact is that old lady *did* hit my car. I couldn't prove it, of
> course. The Walgreens doesn't have security cameras in the parking lot.
> Naturally there were no witnesses. Thankfully I have very good insurance.

I hate my local Walgreens since one of their clerks short changed me
(on purpose, not a mistake) last year at the only register that didn't
have a security camera on it... or so they claimed.

--
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Cheryl wrote:
>
> On 3/12/2013 10:32 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> > On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:13:41 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
> >
> >> On 3/12/2013 2:32 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> >>> On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 07:49:09 -0700 (PDT), Nanzi wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Not wanting to hijack anothers post.... When we have left over
> >>>> Corned Beef, but not enough for eating it as a main meat for
> >>>> dinner, I make hash out of it. It is so superior to the canned
> >>>> junk. I just brown/caramelize some onions and brown the potatoes
> >>>> cut into small cubes in butter, then add the corned beef last just
> >>>> enough to get it hot. No salt is needed, but I do add pepper(I'm a
> >>>> pepper freak!!). It is a quick easy and delicious meal. I also add
> >>>> a litle nutmeg and a touch of cinnamon. Try it, You'll Like It!!
> >>>
> >>> I use onion, potatoes, and whatever peppers I have on hand. Topped
> >>> with two eggs. It shouldn't look like dog food, but like this
> >>> instead:
> >>>
> >>> http://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwertz...5511/lightbox/
> >>>
> >>> THAT is corned beef hash. Not the crap in the can.
> >>>
> >> Nope, that's two tits on a plate surrounded by something.
> >
> > Sheesh, that was even worse than Sheldon.
> >
> > And I'd thought women didn't say "tits"?
> >
> > -sw
> >
> Sure we do but most of the time I prefer boobies.

Huhh. I prefer women's boobies too.

G.

On 3/13/2013 6:58 PM, Cheryl wrote:
> On 3/12/2013 10:32 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:13:41 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>>
>>> On 3/12/2013 2:32 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 07:49:09 -0700 (PDT), Nanzi wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Not wanting to hijack anothers post.... When we have left over
>>>>> Corned Beef, but not enough for eating it as a main meat for
>>>>> dinner, I make hash out of it. It is so superior to the canned
>>>>> junk. I just brown/caramelize some onions and brown the potatoes
>>>>> cut into small cubes in butter, then add the corned beef last just
>>>>> enough to get it hot. No salt is needed, but I do add pepper(I'm a
>>>>> pepper freak!!). It is a quick easy and delicious meal. I also add
>>>>> a litle nutmeg and a touch of cinnamon. Try it, You'll Like It!!
>>>>
>>>> I use onion, potatoes, and whatever peppers I have on hand. Topped
>>>> with two eggs. It shouldn't look like dog food, but like this
>>>> instead:
>>>>
>>>> http://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwertz...5511/lightbox/
>>>>
>>>> THAT is corned beef hash. Not the crap in the can.
>>>>
>>> Nope, that's two tits on a plate surrounded by something.
>>
>> Sheesh, that was even worse than Sheldon.
>>
>> And I'd thought women didn't say "tits"?
>>
>> -sw
>>
> Sure we do but most of the time I prefer boobies.
>

My wife was doing a crossword puzzle this morning. The first clue was
"Boobs." She filled in "attributes." That was funny. I'm pretty sure
they weren't referring to "tits."

On 3/14/2013 7:43 AM, jmcquown wrote:
> On 3/14/2013 2:37 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> Even I find the word, "tits" kinda crude. I have scruples, after all.
>> I'd rather see a woman hock a luggie than say "tits". I don't mind it
>> in writing, but verbally it's a total turn off.
>>
>> -sw
>
> To be truthful, I try not to curse. And yes, "tits" is crude.
>
> A couple of years ago I was shopping in a Walgreens in town. I came out
> to discover someone had hit my car. I'd already had a pretty bad day (I
> hate shopping and just wanted to go home.) When I saw the damage to my
> car, without even thinking I yelled, "Who the F***! hit my car?!" I
> didn't expect an answer. But I got one. LOL
>
> A little old lady came back from the store entrance saying, "It wasn't
> me!" I just looked at her. Really?! LOL It was too comical.
>
> She just happened to be driving the huge 1980's era Cadillac parked
> right next to my car. Oh, and she was only about 4'10" tall. We're
> talking stereotypical "can't see over the steering-wheel Granny" in a
> *big* car.
>
> I *did* feel a little chagrined about having yelled out the F-word like
> that. But hey, it was a knee-jerk reaction. I'd had a bad day. Then I
> come out of the store to find the rear quarter-panel and part of the
> drivers' side door of my car bashed in. Yes, I cursed, loudly.
>
> The fact is that old lady *did* hit my car. I couldn't prove it, of
> course. The Walgreens doesn't have security cameras in the parking lot.
> Naturally there were no witnesses. Thankfully I have very good
> insurance.
>
> But yes, I use words some might not deem proper. It depends on the
> circumstances.
>
> Jill

It's pretty easy to figure out if the crazy old bat hit your car. Look
for the areas on her car that can make contact with your car. These
areas will stick out from the rest of the car and be at the same height
as the damage on your car. If there is paint transfer from your car to
hers and/or from her car to yours, it would be no problem if you took an
aluminum baseball bat to her tail light or windshield. If there is no
paint transfer, she's just a noisy old broad and you can tell her to
mind her own business and to shove off. Hope this helps. :-)

jmcquown > wrote:
>
>To be truthful, I try not to curse. And yes, "tits" is crude.

Depends on circumstance... probably deemed crude during a bible study
session but not crude at all between two consenting adults while
having a romp in the sack. I'm sure there are times when you're out
in public with a friend (male or female) when you lean over and say
"Would ya get a load of the tits on that one, she's got a face that
would break a mirror but she's got some rack!" I think teats sounds
crude (like telling a gal she's a cow), nice tits is quite
complimentary. But like I said, it depends on the company... a ten
year old girl would be shocked if you said tits... and you'd be
shocked if a ten year old girl said, Aunt Jill, when do you think I
will grow tits like yours? LOL I never think of "tits" as a curse,
and no matter what synonym one uses, and there are hundreds.

On 3/14/2013 4:38 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> jmcquown > wrote:
>>
>> To be truthful, I try not to curse. And yes, "tits" is crude.
>
> it depends on the company... a ten
> year old girl would be shocked if you said tits... and you'd be
> shocked if a ten year old girl said, Aunt Jill, when do you think I
> will grow tits like yours? LOL
>
Shocked? Yep. I was on a camping trip around 1995 with some friends at
a lake. Her boyfriends' cousins crashed the camp out and brought a
couple of kids along. The 8-ish year old boy kept saying *really* nasty
things to me. Of course the parents did nothing about it. My friend
Janet had to calm me down because I was ready to smack him. Who lets a
child talk to someone like that? Oh yeah, that would be his crude,
redneck father and his oblivious mother. "Tits" is mild compared to the
things this little boy was saying to me.

Jill

On Thu, 14 Mar 2013 19:56:24 -0400, jmcquown >
wrote:

> I was on a camping trip around 1995 with some friends at
> a lake. Her boyfriends' cousins crashed the camp out and brought a
> couple of kids along. The 8-ish year old boy kept saying *really* nasty
> things to me. Of course the parents did nothing about it. My friend
> Janet had to calm me down because I was ready to smack him. Who lets a
> child talk to someone like that? Oh yeah, that would be his crude,
> redneck father and his oblivious mother. "Tits" is mild compared to the
> things this little boy was saying to me.

I would have probably either hauled off and smacked that kid or one of
his parents... but that's purely conjecture, of course.

--
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

On 3/14/2013 1:43 PM, jmcquown wrote:

> On 3/14/2013 2:37 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> Even I find the word, "tits" kinda crude. I have scruples, after all.
>> I'd rather see a woman hock a luggie than say "tits". I don't mind it
>> in writing, but verbally it's a total turn off.
>>
>> -sw
>
> To be truthful, I try not to curse. And yes, "tits" is crude.
>
> A couple of years ago I was shopping in a Walgreens in town. I came out
> to discover someone had hit my car. I'd already had a pretty bad day (I
> hate shopping and just wanted to go home.) When I saw the damage to my
> car, without even thinking I yelled, "Who the F***! hit my car?!" I
> didn't expect an answer. But I got one. LOL
>
> A little old lady came back from the store entrance saying, "It wasn't
> me!" I just looked at her. Really?! LOL It was too comical.
>
> She just happened to be driving the huge 1980's era Cadillac parked
> right next to my car. Oh, and she was only about 4'10" tall. We're
> talking stereotypical "can't see over the steering-wheel Granny" in a
> *big* car.
>
> I *did* feel a little chagrined about having yelled out the F-word like
> that. But hey, it was a knee-jerk reaction. I'd had a bad day. Then I
> come out of the store to find the rear quarter-panel and part of the
> drivers' side door of my car bashed in. Yes, I cursed, loudly.
>
> The fact is that old lady *did* hit my car. I couldn't prove it, of
> course. The Walgreens doesn't have security cameras in the parking lot.
> Naturally there were no witnesses. Thankfully I have very good
> insurance.
>
> But yes, I use words some might not deem proper. It depends on the
> circumstances.
>
> Jill

I just don't find many words crude. Tits isn't crude to me at all.
They are only words. Titty is less crude but I guess still the same.

On 3/15/2013 12:26 AM, sf wrote:
> On Thu, 14 Mar 2013 19:56:24 -0400, jmcquown >
> wrote:
>
>> I was on a camping trip around 1995 with some friends at
>> a lake. Her boyfriends' cousins crashed the camp out and brought a
>> couple of kids along. The 8-ish year old boy kept saying *really* nasty
>> things to me. Of course the parents did nothing about it. My friend
>> Janet had to calm me down because I was ready to smack him. Who lets a
>> child talk to someone like that? Oh yeah, that would be his crude,
>> redneck father and his oblivious mother. "Tits" is mild compared to the
>> things this little boy was saying to me.
>
> I would have probably either hauled off and smacked that kid or one of
> his parents... but that's purely conjecture, of course.
>
sf, I was sooo tempted! What started out as a fun way to spend a long
weekend was completely ruined when these folks showed up. The term
"trailer trash" is a very apt description for them. Unfortunately, I
rode to the camp site with my friends so I couldn't just leave.

Jill

On 3/14/2013 4:34 PM, dsi1 wrote:
>> The fact is that old lady *did* hit my car. I couldn't prove it, of
>> course. The Walgreens doesn't have security cameras in the parking lot.
>> Naturally there were no witnesses. Thankfully I have very good
>> insurance.
>>
>> But yes, I use words some might not deem proper. It depends on the
>> circumstances.
>>
>> Jill
>
> It's pretty easy to figure out if the crazy old bat hit your car. Look
> for the areas on her car that can make contact with your car. These
> areas will stick out from the rest of the car and be at the same height
> as the damage on your car. If there is paint transfer from your car to
> hers and/or from her car to yours, it would be no problem if you took an
> aluminum baseball bat to her tail light or windshield. If there is no
> paint transfer, she's just a noisy old broad and you can tell her to
> mind her own business and to shove off. Hope this helps. :-)

Moot point since this was several years ago. (And no, I wouldn't take a
baseball bat to someone's car, although I did try to run over my
ex-husband once. LOL) As best I can tell, she hit my car when she tried
to pull into the space and her big-ass car wouldn't fit... or maybe she
couldn't see over the steering wheel. (I'll never understand why old
people want such big cars.) So then she parked in the space on the
other side of my car. She walked back when she heard me yelling.

I wasn't going to stand there looking for paint transfer and I really
didn't want to get into an argument with an old woman in the parking
lot. I didn't even call the cops because they've got more important
things to deal with. The insurance company did reduce my deductible by
half, however. I downloaded an Unreported Accident Form from the
Sheriff's Dept. web site and emailed it to them explaining what had
transpired.

Jill

On 3/15/2013 4:22 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>
> Moot point since this was several years ago. (And no, I wouldn't take a
> baseball bat to someone's car, although I did try to run over my
> ex-husband once. LOL) As best I can tell, she hit my car when she tried
> to pull into the space and her big-ass car wouldn't fit... or maybe she
> couldn't see over the steering wheel. (I'll never understand why old
> people want such big cars.) So then she parked in the space on the
> other side of my car. She walked back when she heard me yelling.
>
> I wasn't going to stand there looking for paint transfer and I really
> didn't want to get into an argument with an old woman in the parking
> lot. I didn't even call the cops because they've got more important
> things to deal with. The insurance company did reduce my deductible by
> half, however. I downloaded an Unreported Accident Form from the
> Sheriff's Dept. web site and emailed it to them explaining what had
> transpired.
>
> Jill


I once had a guy yelling at me for denting his car in the parking lot of
our condo. He didn't see who did it either but somehow knew that we did
it too. My wife got into the fray and then it escalated and he started
yelling at the neighbors who were telling him to be mindful of the kids
in the area. He took the guy to "stay the **** out of it!"

It was a big too-do. We called the cops and they explained to him that
it wasn't our car which calmed him down some and we shook on it. This
guy is a huge dude with a bald head and for some reason, everybody says
that he's a steroid head and prone to "roid rage."

It's a good thing it was cleared up because that persistent thought
would have grown in his mind - as it has in yours. He was lucky but
you're still unresolved in this and it's eating your guts. That's
unfortunate.

Brooklyn1 wrote:
>
> ...you'd be
> shocked if a ten year old girl said, Aunt Jill, when do you think I
> will grow tits like yours? LOL

Joke about that:

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands
next to the barber chair eating a snack cake, while her dad gets
his hair cut.

The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your
Twinkee."

She says, "Yes, I know. I'm gonna get boobs too."