Looking at the news, I was struck by this photo, which carries the
"goateed weirdo" meme to a new extreme.

http://thumbs.mugshots.com/gallery/i...ng.400x800.jpg

But it turns out he thinks he's a good friend of Miley Cyrus, and was
just waiting for her, in her back yard, carrying scissors.

Miley's photo illustrating the story was even a better use of sculpted
head hair:

http://cdn01.cdn.justjaredjr.com/wp-...s-mtv-vmas.jpg

I puzzled over the Cyrusian transformation till the answer came to me:

Miley Cyrus wants to play Liz in the remake of Strictly Ballroom:

http://psy317taychengmay.files.wordp...room-blond.jpg

On 9/11/2012 1:45 AM, spamtrap1888 wrote:
> Looking at the news, I was struck by this photo, which carries the
> "goateed weirdo" meme to a new extreme.
>
> http://thumbs.mugshots.com/gallery/i...ng.400x800.jpg
>
> But it turns out he thinks he's a good friend of Miley Cyrus, and was
> just waiting for her, in her back yard, carrying scissors.
>
> Miley's photo illustrating the story was even a better use of sculpted
> head hair:
>
> http://cdn01.cdn.justjaredjr.com/wp-...s-mtv-vmas.jpg
>
> I puzzled over the Cyrusian transformation till the answer came to me:
>
> Miley Cyrus wants to play Liz in the remake of Strictly Ballroom:
>
> http://psy317taychengmay.files.wordp...room-blond.jpg
>

Liz: What do I want? I'll tell you what I want! I want Ken Railings
to walk in here right now, and say 'Pam Shortt's broken both her
legs, and I wanna dance with YOU!'
[the door flies open. It's Ken]
Ken: Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with you.
Kylie: That was unexpected.

Couldn't resist.

-Tracy