On Mar 3, 11:11*am, Jim_Higgins > wrote:
> * * * * * * *Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
>
> * * * * * * * * *Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>
> * * * * * * * * *The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>
> * * * * * * * * *You're walking down a deserted street,
>
> * * * * * * * * *with your wife and two small children.
>
> * * * * * * * * *Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
> * * * * * * * * *comes around the corner,
> * * * * * * * * *locks eyes with you,
> * * * * * * * * *screams obscenities,
> * * * * * * * * *raises the knife, and charges at you....
>
> * * * * * * * * *You are carrying a
> * * * * * * * * *Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
> * * * * * * * * *You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
> family.
> * * * * * * * * *What do you do?
> * * * * * * * * *THINK CAREFULLY AND
> * * * * * * * * *THEN SCROLL DOWN:
>
> * * * * * * * * *Democrat's Answer:
>
> * * * * *· Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>
> * * * * *· What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
>
> * * * * *· Does the man look poor or oppressed?
>
> * * * * *· Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
>
> * * * * *· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
> attack?
>
> * * * * *· Could we run away?
>
> * * * * *· What does my wife think?
>
> * * * * *· What about the kids?
>
> * * * * *· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
> knife out of his hand?
>
> * * * * *· What does the law say about this situation?
>
> * * * * *· Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
>
> * * * * *· Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
> message does this send to society and to my children?
>
> * * * * *· Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>
> * * * * *· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
> just to wound me?
>
> * * * * *· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get
> away while he was stabbing me?
>
> * * * * *· Should I call 9-1-1?
>
> * * * * *· Why is this street so deserted?
>
> * * * * *· We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
>
> * * * * *· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would
> discourage such behavior.
>
> * * * * *· I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and
> try to come to a consensus.
>
> * * * * *· Will shooting him add to global warming?
>
> * * * * *· This is all so confusing!
>
> * * * * *............ ......... .........
>
> * * * * *Republican's Answer:
>
> * * * * *BANG!
>
> * * * * *............ ......... .........
>
> * * * * *Southerner's Answer:
>
> * * * * *BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> * * * * *BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> * * * * *Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
> * * * * *BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> * * * * *BANG!
> * * * * *BANG!
> * * * * *BANG!
> * * * * *Click
> * * * * *Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
> * * * * *'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
>
> * * * * *Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
>
> * * * * *Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!
>
> * * * * * * * "One of the penalties of not participating in politics is
> that you will be governed by your inferiors."... PLATO
>
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