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On Dec 7, 3:22*pm, Bryan > wrote:
> People are taking turns bringing over dinner to be helpful while Betsy
> recovers. *My sister was bringing lasagna, and announced beforehand
> that she was making a separate one for me w/o noodles. *When she
> arrived, she announced that she has used spaghetti squash instead of
> the noodles. *Why the F--k hadn't she just left out the noodles and
> not put in goddamned SQUASH. *I told her that I wouldn't eat such a
> thing. *It's OK anyway, since I had already had a big lunch, 3 duck
> wings and some of my wife's cashew chicken. *The cashew chicken had
> cornstarch in it, so by my rules I had to go to the gym and do one set
> of at least 10 reps on all 18 machines, with enough weight that it
> hurt. *I figure if I eat too much carb, I burn it off right away
> before my body gets a chance to know it's there. *Kinda like feeding a
> stray dog, in that I don't want my body to start expecting excess
> glucose. *I still have 3 more duck wings left.
>
> --Bryan


Be happy you have a sister....
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On Dec 7, 5:34*pm, Chemo the Clown > wrote:
> On Dec 7, 3:22*pm, Bryan > wrote:
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> > People are taking turns bringing over dinner to be helpful while Betsy
> > recovers. *My sister was bringing lasagna, and announced beforehand
> > that she was making a separate one for me w/o noodles. *When she
> > arrived, she announced that she has used spaghetti squash instead of
> > the noodles. *Why the F--k hadn't she just left out the noodles and
> > not put in goddamned SQUASH. *I told her that I wouldn't eat such a
> > thing. *It's OK anyway, since I had already had a big lunch, 3 duck
> > wings and some of my wife's cashew chicken. *The cashew chicken had
> > cornstarch in it, so by my rules I had to go to the gym and do one set
> > of at least 10 reps on all 18 machines, with enough weight that it
> > hurt. *I figure if I eat too much carb, I burn it off right away
> > before my body gets a chance to know it's there. *Kinda like feeding a
> > stray dog, in that I don't want my body to start expecting excess
> > glucose. *I still have 3 more duck wings left.

>
> > --Bryan

>
> Be happy you have a sister....


I am. I have two sisters, and she's the one I like, in spite of the
fact that she
is a Republican. I have two brothers too. I seldom see either of
them. I don't
dislike them, but we have little in common. The oldest one is very
funny, and
when I do see him--because I am friends with his daughter--we have
some laughs,
but I dislike his wife. The middle brother (I am the youngest
sibling) has become
a fundie Christian, and is just weird. I really should invite the two
brothers to
hang out sometime because it might be interesting.

--Bryan
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On Dec 7, 5:34 pm, Chemo the Clown > wrote:
> On Dec 7, 3:22 pm, Bryan > wrote:
>
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> > People are taking turns bringing over dinner to be helpful while Betsy
> > recovers. My sister was bringing lasagna, and announced beforehand
> > that she was making a separate one for me w/o noodles. When she
> > arrived, she announced that she has used spaghetti squash instead of
> > the noodles. Why the F--k hadn't she just left out the noodles and
> > not put in goddamned SQUASH. I told her that I wouldn't eat such a
> > thing. It's OK anyway, since I had already had a big lunch, 3 duck
> > wings and some of my wife's cashew chicken. The cashew chicken had
> > cornstarch in it, so by my rules I had to go to the gym and do one set
> > of at least 10 reps on all 18 machines, with enough weight that it
> > hurt. I figure if I eat too much carb, I burn it off right away
> > before my body gets a chance to know it's there. Kinda like feeding a
> > stray dog, in that I don't want my body to start expecting excess
> > glucose. I still have 3 more duck wings left.

>
> > --Bryan

>
> Be happy you have a sister....


I am. I have two sisters, and she's the one I like, in spite of the
fact that she
is a Republican. I have two brothers too. I seldom see either of
them. I don't
dislike them, but we have little in common. The oldest one is very
funny, and
when I do see him--because I am friends with his daughter--we have
some laughs,
but I dislike his wife. The middle brother (I am the youngest
sibling) has become
a fundie Christian, and is just weird. I really should invite the two
brothers to
hang out sometime because it might be interesting.
Bryan





I would let you bloody well starve to death, you picky ungrateful *******..

BB

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On Dec 8, 3:47*am, " BB" > wrote:
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> I would let you bloody well starve to death, you picky ungrateful *******...


We didn't need anyone bringing us meals in the first place since I,
not my wife, do 99% of the cooking when I'm home, you ignorant ass who
doesn't know how to handle attribution, or is perhaps just too
slovenly to do so.
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> BB


--Bryan
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On Dec 7, 7:21*pm, Bryan > wrote:
> On Dec 7, 5:34*pm, > wrote:
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> > On Dec 7, 3:22*pm, Bryan > wrote:

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> > > People are taking turns bringing over dinner to be helpful while Betsy
> > > recovers. *My sister was bringing lasagna, and announced beforehand> > that she was making a separateonefor me w/o noodles. *When she> > arrived, she announced that she has used spaghetti squash insteadof> >thenoodles. *WhytheF--k hadn't she just left outthenoodles and
> > > not put in goddamned SQUASH. *I told her that I wouldn't eat such a
> > > thing. *It's OK anyway, since I had already had a big lunch, 3 duck> > wings and someofmy wife's cashew chicken.*Thecashew chicken had> > cornstarch in it, so by my rules I had to go tothegym and dooneset> >ofat least 10 reps on all 18 machines, with enough weight that it> > hurt. *I figure if I eat too much carb, I burn itoff right away> > before my body gets a chance to know it'sthere. *Kinda like feeding a
> > > stray dog, in that I don't want my body to start expecting excess
> > > glucose. *I still have 3 more duck wings left.

>
> > > --Bryan

>
> > Be happy you have a sister....

>
> I am. *I have two sisters, and she'stheoneI like, in spiteofthe
> fact that sheis a Republican. *I have two brothers too. *I seldom see eitherofthem. *I don'tdislikethem, but we have little in common.*Theoldestoneis very
> funny, and
> when I do see him--because I am friends with his daughter--we have
> some laughs,but I dislike his wife.*Themiddle brother (I amtheyoungest
> sibling) has becomea fundie Christian, and is just weird. *I really should invitethetwobrothers to
> hang out sometime because it might be interesting.
>
> --Bryan


note how the state has made you think lesser of your sister because
she's GOP. divide and conquer.


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