On Sat, 24 Sep 2011 15:33:02 -0500, "Polly Esther"
> wrote:

>
>"ImStillMags" < wrote ...
>> These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.
>>
>>
>> ADULT:
>> A person who has stopped growing at both ends
>> and is now growing in the middle.
>>
>> BEAUTY PARLOR:
>> A place where women curl up and dye.
>>
>> CHICKENS:
>> The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are
>> dead.
>>
>> COMMITTEE:
>> A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
>>
>> DUST:
>> Mud with the juice squeezed out.
>>
>> EGOTIST:
>> Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
>>
>> HANDKERCHIEF:
>> Cold Storage.
>>
>> INFLATION:
>> Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
>>
>> MOSQUITO:
>> An insect that makes you like flies better.
>>
>> RAISIN:
>> A grape with a sunburn.
>>
>> SECRET:
>> Something you tell to one person at a time.
>>
>> SKELETON:
>> A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
>>
>> TOOTHACHE:
>> The pain that drives you to extraction.
>>
>> TOMORROW:
>> One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
>>
>> YAWN:
>> An honest opinion openly expressed.
>>
>>
>> And MY Personal Favorite....
>>
>> WRINKLES:
>> Something other people have,
>> Similar to my character lines.
>>
>>
>> Cheers. Have a jolly good day.
>
>And something I thought was very funny. My peanut butter cookie recipe
>directed: Add flour and mix well. Chill for an hour.
> So.
>I grabbed a book, glass of iced tea and headed for the patio. Polly

Now you know you're old... shoulda taken hold of hubby's grab bar and
hauled him into bed for an hour.