"ImStillMags" < wrote ...
> These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.
>
>
> ADULT:
> A person who has stopped growing at both ends
> and is now growing in the middle.
>
> BEAUTY PARLOR:
> A place where women curl up and dye.
>
> CHICKENS:
> The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are
> dead.
>
> COMMITTEE:
> A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
>
> DUST:
> Mud with the juice squeezed out.
>
> EGOTIST:
> Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
>
> HANDKERCHIEF:
> Cold Storage.
>
> INFLATION:
> Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
>
> MOSQUITO:
> An insect that makes you like flies better.
>
> RAISIN:
> A grape with a sunburn.
>
> SECRET:
> Something you tell to one person at a time.
>
> SKELETON:
> A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
>
> TOOTHACHE:
> The pain that drives you to extraction.
>
> TOMORROW:
> One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
>
> YAWN:
> An honest opinion openly expressed.
>
>
> And MY Personal Favorite....
>
> WRINKLES:
> Something other people have,
> Similar to my character lines.
>
>
> Cheers. Have a jolly good day.

And something I thought was very funny. My peanut butter cookie recipe
directed: Add flour and mix well. Chill for an hour.
So.
I grabbed a book, glass of iced tea and headed for the patio. Polly