Definitions...some are food related ;-)
 

"ImStillMags" < wrote ...
> These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.
>
>
> ADULT:
> A person who has stopped growing at both ends
> and is now growing in the middle.
>
> BEAUTY PARLOR:
> A place where women curl up and dye.
>
> CHICKENS:
> The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are
> dead.
>
> COMMITTEE:
> A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
>
> DUST:
> Mud with the juice squeezed out.
>
> EGOTIST:
> Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
>
> HANDKERCHIEF:
> Cold Storage.
>
> INFLATION:
> Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
>
> MOSQUITO:
> An insect that makes you like flies better.
>
> RAISIN:
> A grape with a sunburn.
>
> SECRET:
> Something you tell to one person at a time.
>
> SKELETON:
> A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
>
> TOOTHACHE:
> The pain that drives you to extraction.
>
> TOMORROW:
> One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
>
> YAWN:
> An honest opinion openly expressed.
>
>
> And MY Personal Favorite....
>
> WRINKLES:
> Something other people have,
> Similar to my character lines.
>
>
> Cheers. Have a jolly good day.

And something I thought was very funny. My peanut butter cookie recipe
directed: Add flour and mix well. Chill for an hour.
So.
I grabbed a book, glass of iced tea and headed for the patio. Polly

Definitions...some are food related ;-)
 

On Sep 24, 1:33*pm, "Polly Esther" > wrote:
> "ImStillMags" < wrote ...
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> > These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.
>
> > ADULT:
> > A person who has stopped growing at both ends
> > and is now growing in the middle.
>
> > BEAUTY PARLOR:
> > A place where women curl up and dye.
>
> > CHICKENS:
> > The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are
> > dead.
>
> > COMMITTEE:
> > A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
>
> > DUST:
> > Mud with the juice squeezed out.
>
> > EGOTIST:
> > Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
>
> > HANDKERCHIEF:
> > Cold Storage.
>
> > INFLATION:
> > Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
>
> > MOSQUITO:
> > An insect that makes you like flies better.
>
> > RAISIN:
> > A grape with a sunburn.
>
> > SECRET:
> > Something you tell to one person at a time.
>
> > SKELETON:
> > A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
>
> > TOOTHACHE:
> > The pain that drives you to extraction.
>
> > TOMORROW:
> > One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
>
> > YAWN:
> > An honest opinion openly expressed.
>
> > And MY Personal Favorite....
>
> > WRINKLES:
> > Something other people have,
> > Similar to my character lines.
>
> > Cheers. *Have a jolly good day.
>
> And something I thought was very funny. *My peanut butter cookie recipe
> directed: *Add flour and mix well. *Chill for an hour.
> * * So.
> I grabbed a book, glass of iced tea and headed for the patio. * *Polly

That's funny!

Definitions...some are food related ;-)
 

On Sat, 24 Sep 2011 15:33:02 -0500, "Polly Esther"
> wrote:

>
>"ImStillMags" < wrote ...
>> These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.
>>
>>
>> ADULT:
>> A person who has stopped growing at both ends
>> and is now growing in the middle.
>>
>> BEAUTY PARLOR:
>> A place where women curl up and dye.
>>
>> CHICKENS:
>> The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are
>> dead.
>>
>> COMMITTEE:
>> A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
>>
>> DUST:
>> Mud with the juice squeezed out.
>>
>> EGOTIST:
>> Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
>>
>> HANDKERCHIEF:
>> Cold Storage.
>>
>> INFLATION:
>> Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
>>
>> MOSQUITO:
>> An insect that makes you like flies better.
>>
>> RAISIN:
>> A grape with a sunburn.
>>
>> SECRET:
>> Something you tell to one person at a time.
>>
>> SKELETON:
>> A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
>>
>> TOOTHACHE:
>> The pain that drives you to extraction.
>>
>> TOMORROW:
>> One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
>>
>> YAWN:
>> An honest opinion openly expressed.
>>
>>
>> And MY Personal Favorite....
>>
>> WRINKLES:
>> Something other people have,
>> Similar to my character lines.
>>
>>
>> Cheers. Have a jolly good day.
>
>And something I thought was very funny. My peanut butter cookie recipe
>directed: Add flour and mix well. Chill for an hour.
> So.
>I grabbed a book, glass of iced tea and headed for the patio. Polly

Now you know you're old... shoulda taken hold of hubby's grab bar and
hauled him into bed for an hour.