Why You Shouldn't Send A Woman To A Hardware Store

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was
missing. He asked his wife, Mary, if she would go to the hardware
store and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting
for the nice young man to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a
beautiful bathroom vanity faucet set. When the man finished with the
other customer, Mary asked him, "How much is that vanity set?" The
young assistant manager replied, "That's a gold plated set and the
price is $900.00." "My goodness," Mary exclaimed, "that is very
expensive. It's certainly out of my price bracket." She then
proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.
The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom
to get one. From the storeroom he yelled, "Lady, do you wanna screw
for the hinge?" Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No,
but I will for the vanity set."

This is why you should never send a woman to the hardware store!